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5/14/2009 10:02:14 AM EDT
I spotted this license plate and followed him for two miles out of my way until he parked so I could get a picture.  He was apparently the manager or owner of a bowling alley.  

Stay classy, Michigan....


5/14/2009 10:03:05 AM EDT
[#1]
hahaha
5/14/2009 10:03:21 AM EDT
[#2]
2 hour poo?  Write "Eat more fiber" on his dirty window.
5/14/2009 10:04:56 AM EDT
[#3]
hahah
5/14/2009 10:05:30 AM EDT
[#4]
On a more tasteful note, the 2MP camera on the LG ENV2 continues to impress me.  

5/14/2009 10:18:58 AM EDT
[#5]
WTF does that have to do with bowling?

I am a little slow today...
5/14/2009 10:24:19 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
WTF does that have to do with bowling?

I am a little slow today...


Nothing.  That's just where he ended up parking and letting himself into the bowling alley with his own keys.  When he went in, I took the picture of the scat freak's license plate.
5/14/2009 10:25:17 AM EDT
[#7]
I thought it was gonna say

9LBBALLS or something.
5/14/2009 10:28:06 AM EDT
[#8]
Rape van parked at a carnival?

Why are YOU at a carnival?
5/14/2009 10:28:28 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
I thought it was gonna say

9LBBALLS or something.




That would be a riot.

5/14/2009 10:30:18 AM EDT
[#10]
The one I saw once that I don't know how they got through the DMV was:

CCK TTTT



5/14/2009 10:33:43 AM EDT
[#11]
So, did you write "ASS" in the dust on his rear window or was it somebody else?








5/14/2009 10:37:45 AM EDT
[#12]
OP, you continually find new ways to make me wonder what your purpose in life is. All of your posts look and I would imagine sound and smell like your avatar. Good to know there could always be some creepy guy with nothing better to do than snap a pic of my custom plate following me around. CREEP.
5/14/2009 10:40:01 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
So, did you write "ASS" in the dust on his rear window or was it somebody else?










lol
5/14/2009 10:44:37 AM EDT
[#14]
The guy's probably totally paranoid right now, thinking his wife hired a PI to follow him around...
5/14/2009 10:49:47 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
I spotted this license plate and followed him for two miles out of my way until he parked so I could get a picture.  He was apparently the manager or owner of a bowling alley.  

Stay classy, Michigan....


http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o150/PAS48329/PhonePics006.jpg?t=1242323992


LOL!

Keep an eye out for one with "38 special" -38SPECL-...I took a couple of picks with the camera phone and they came out like s**t! (can't see the plate numbers/letters)

5/14/2009 10:52:50 AM EDT
[#16]
are you sure he isn't a plumber who's response time is 2 hours or less?
5/14/2009 10:54:04 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
The guy's probably totally paranoid right now, thinking his wife hired a PI to follow him around...


With gold paint all over his face?

Where the fuck did she go to find a PI like that? She coulda done much better with the Tranny with the bachne.
5/14/2009 10:59:45 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
The one I saw once that I don't know how they got through the DMV was:

CCK TTTT




I'm a little slow,  what does it mean?
5/14/2009 11:01:58 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Quoted:
The one I saw once that I don't know how they got through the DMV was:

CCK TTTT




I'm a little slow,  what does it mean?


"A Whales Vagina."
5/14/2009 11:03:21 AM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:



Quoted:


Quoted:

The one I saw once that I don't know how they got through the DMV was:



CCK TTTT


I'm a little slow,  what does it mean?





"A Whales Vagina."







 
5/14/2009 11:06:03 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
The one I saw once that I don't know how they got through the DMV was:

CCK TTTT




I'm a little slow,  what does it mean?


"A Whales Vagina."


5/14/2009 12:14:11 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
The one I saw once that I don't know how they got through the DMV was:

CCK TTTT




I'm a little slow,  what does it mean?



Cock tease?
5/14/2009 4:53:03 PM EDT
[#23]
Here is a favorite one that I took a pic of with my phone.

5/14/2009 4:54:12 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
2 hour poo?  Write "Eat more fiber" on his dirty window.


Yeah, I'm going with a definite fiber deficiency on this one.

5/14/2009 4:54:50 PM EDT
[#25]
I did not write the "ASS" on the window....that added to the charm all on it's own.  

I'm glad I'm not the only one who is lost on the whole whale vagina thing.


As for the target being oblivious....well, I'm smoov like dat.
5/14/2009 4:56:20 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
OP, you continually find new ways to make me wonder what your purpose in life is. All of your posts look and I would imagine sound and smell like your avatar. Good to know there could always be some creepy guy with nothing better to do than snap a pic of my custom plate following me around. CREEP.


Now I tag this thread for the inevitable internet smackdown that SM3 will deliver.
5/14/2009 5:13:01 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
OP, you continually find new ways to make me wonder what your purpose in life is. All of your posts look and I would imagine sound and smell like your avatar. Good to know there could always be some creepy guy with nothing better to do than snap a pic of my custom plate following me around. CREEP.


If you must know, I am an entrepreneur who has survived numerous near death experiences and live humbly despite what my tax returns indicate.  I do what I want, when I want.  To me, stuff is just stuff.  I dig people.  I have a macabre sense of humor that is warped beyond repair.  I survived my walk on part in the war, and have never taken up residency on a cage.  My hygiene is impeccable.  I will allow you to enjoy the olfactory celebration that is the odor of my perineum if you doubt me.

Creepy?  That depends on your perspective.  I'll leave that to the reader to discern.  My wife of 15 years says I am the craziest asshole she knows.  I can be to coolest dude you know, or they guy you have nightmares about.  I can be generous to a fault, but am just a man at the end of the day.  While not necessarily a man of faith, I try to be good for goodness sake.  Santa likes it that way.  

I like old dogs, children, and watermelon wine.  My purpose in life is to live as much as I can before my ticket gets punched.  If you ever find yourself in SE Michigan or the surrounding area, drop me a line.  The beer is on me.

Caveat:   If you show your ass in public, I'll be the guy that ensures the rest of your day /week /month is as unpleasant as possible.  I have the means and the motivation.  Make nice with me.  I'm totally worth it.  

5/14/2009 6:11:13 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
The one I saw once that I don't know how they got through the DMV was:

CCK TTTT




I'm a little slow,  what does it mean?



Cock tease?


ding ding.  We have a winner.

not sure how they got that past the DMV.

5/14/2009 6:20:53 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
The one I saw once that I don't know how they got through the DMV was:

CCK TTTT




I'm a little slow,  what does it mean?


"A Whales Vagina."


!!!
5/14/2009 6:29:21 PM EDT
[#30]
For some reason, I keep coming back to the "Gilligan's Island" theme music but instead of "a three hour tour, a three hour tour" all I hear is "a two hour poo, a two hour poo".

Too much TV when I was young?
5/15/2009 2:42:54 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
For some reason, I keep coming back to the "Gilligan's Island" theme music but instead of "a three hour tour, a three hour tour" all I hear is "a two hour poo, a two hour poo".

Too much TV when I was young?


Like this??


Just sit right back and you'll grow a tail
a tail of a fateful shit,
that started from this toilet bowl
aboard this puckered ass.

The mate was a mighty shittin' man,
his shitter brave and sure,
five bombs away grew a tail that day,
for a two hour poo,
a two hour poo.

The grunting started getting rough,
the big old log was launched.
If not for the courage of the fearless crapper
the green apple would be lost.
The green apple would be lost.

5/15/2009 2:50:52 AM EDT
[#32]







5/15/2009 3:02:17 AM EDT
[#33]
My hygiene is impeccable. I will allow you to enjoy the olfactory celebration that is the odor of my perineum if you doubt me.


well, it's only mid-May, and we have already got the winner of the 2009 Arfcom quote of the year.
5/15/2009 3:17:14 AM EDT
[#34]

My hygiene is impeccable. I will allow you to enjoy the olfactory celebration that is the odor of my perineum if you doubt me.


I do believe that is sig line material right there
5/15/2009 4:29:12 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:

If you ever find yourself in SE Michigan or the surrounding area, drop me a line.  The beer is on me.



I'll be at my gun club bartending this evening in Whitmore Lake, feel free to stop on over and buy me some beer.


Drop me a pm for the address.
5/16/2009 1:47:01 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Quoted:

If you ever find yourself in SE Michigan or the surrounding area, drop me a line.  The beer is on me.



I'll be at my gun club bartending this evening in Whitmore Lake, feel free to stop on over and buy me some beer.


Drop me a pm for the address.


Whitmore Lake would mean I have to brave US-23.  Too far.