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9/18/2012 4:56:43 PM EDT
I just picked up Olds Toronado to add to the collection.




Usually, I just put historical plates on my classic or antique cars but for some reason, I'm toying with the idea of




a vanity plate for this one.
Obviously, the Toronado is a huge car.  Comfy, powerful and large...very large.




Anyway, in this day and age of cars like the Soul, Prius and other tiny, little, "enviro-friendly" cars, the old Olds stands out both physically and




politically (in a incorrect way).  I want a plate that states the obvious, in a humorous way if possible.
I'm looking for something that exhues the greatness of America past, sort of along the lines of "America...fvck yeah!".




Maybe something more politically charged to make liberals or enviromentalists cringe a little.  They like to throw their opinions with a holier than thou attitude, so a nice retort that says, "I know it gets 12 mpg and I don't really care." or "I burn tires on Earth Day".
We have seven spaces available, I believe.




The best I've come up with is:  "MPG LOL"
I'm toying with "Gore was wrong" but it's way too many letters obviously.




Help a uncreative, inconsiderate ass out.





 
 
 
 
9/18/2012 5:34:52 PM EDT
[#1]
You could get GOGREEN MYHYBRD  but as you stated i am contemplating changing my vanity plates to MPG LOL or vice versa
9/18/2012 5:37:55 PM EDT
[#2]
LKABOSS
9/18/2012 5:49:21 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
LKABOSS

Haha, I love it!
9/18/2012 5:55:45 PM EDT
[#4]



Quoted:



Quoted:

LKABOSS


Haha, I love it!


Ha..that is pretty funny.



Good suggestions so far...please keep em coming.

They don't have to be perfect to post, sometimes a crappy one will springboard into a good one.





 
9/18/2012 6:13:58 PM EDT
[#5]
There was a 71 Mach I running around my town for a while that had "POLLUTR" on the plate...  
9/18/2012 6:17:51 PM EDT
[#6]
Guzzler, Gas hog or 5 MPG
9/19/2012 5:08:17 AM EDT
[#7]
DR OLDS
FWD FTW

ETA- What year? Dad had a '72 for many years. 455's are torque monsters.
9/19/2012 5:46:27 AM EDT
[#8]



Quoted:


DR OLDS

FWD FTW



ETA- What year? Dad had a '72 for many years. 455's are torque monsters.



I'm thinking the plate will end up with some sort of "text speak" in it simply because you can say so much more with so little.

It's a whole new vernacular anymore.  Jesus, I'm getting old.



Your Dads wasn't a Matador Red one was it?

The one I picked up is a 1972 as well that just clicked over 100k.

Runs awesome, with a nearly perfect interior too.



It has the numbers matching 455 and one of the original triple white stripe tires as a spare.

I'll try and get a pic of it, depending on how my morning goes.



Awesome ideas thus far.  Some damn funny guys hang out here.



 
9/19/2012 8:21:49 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
LKABOSS


I have no idea what this means, so I'd say it fails "the test".
9/19/2012 8:30:33 AM EDT
[#10]


3N0ZX3S

does anybody get this one ?
9/19/2012 10:06:25 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:


3N0ZX3S

does anybody get this one ?

Sexzone?
9/19/2012 11:56:04 AM EDT
[#12]
yeaaaa winner winner chicken dinner....
9/19/2012 1:35:32 PM EDT
[#13]
MPG GTFO
MPG ROFL
MOAR GAS
DRL BABY
NOX MAKR
9/19/2012 3:07:09 PM EDT
[#14]
Sexzone.



Damnit that's funny.



I wonder if it would get by those puritain broads down at the DMV.
How about some inspiration.



These aren't exactly glamor shots, but it should give you a hint of the obnoxiousness and opulence of the early



seventies muscle barge in all it's glory.

This thing is roomy...roomy...roomy.  Six people easily.

A face only a mother could love, but not as bad as some others of these years.

Everything is just about fixed except the clock and some wiring to get the A/C back up and running.


New cam and lifters coming as well.  If you're going to be ugly, you better be fast.


Or at least as fast as 4600lbs can be.




 
 
 
9/19/2012 3:13:50 PM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:


MPG GTFO

MPG ROFL

MOAR GAS

DRL BABY

NOX MAKR



Damn, these are all pretty good.



 
9/19/2012 3:22:48 PM EDT
[#16]
GASGZLR
9/20/2012 10:39:51 AM EDT
[#17]
Pretty car.

6000 LB
9/20/2012 10:57:51 AM EDT
[#18]
Carbon
blk soot
ozone
gasmask
pride (Being american your proud to drive such a beast)
smog
emission
on E

poormpg

I know these wont fit but might give some other ideas

station to station
foreign oil
always low
9/20/2012 11:07:49 AM EDT
[#19]
SIZ MTRS
9/21/2012 6:54:17 PM EDT
[#20]
GBLWRMR
or
GLBLWMR
9/22/2012 9:35:00 PM EDT
[#21]







9/23/2012 2:49:55 AM EDT
[#22]


Thank you for posting those pictures.

My late Great Uncle had a four door version exactly like that car (it might've been a two door, but I'm pretty sure it was a four door).  The two tone white and red exterior, the green dash, and the white seats were all the same color.  The biggest difference was his car had seen a lot more use then your car.  He would take my family for a vacation every summer after my father died when I was 4.  The destination was about 400 miles each way.  Those pictures brought back memories of him, his car, and those trips.  The last time I rode in his car was probably when I was 9 or 10.  He died when I was 13 or 14.

Again, thank you for posting those pictures.  The memories came flooding back to me after I viewed those pictures.

Please take good care of that car
9/24/2012 4:36:42 AM EDT
[#23]
a girl in my old neighborhood had this one
EMTAE
9/24/2012 6:16:30 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:

Quoted:
DR OLDS
FWD FTW

ETA- What year? Dad had a '72 for many years. 455's are torque monsters.

I'm thinking the plate will end up with some sort of "text speak" in it simply because you can say so much more with so little.
It's a whole new vernacular anymore.  Jesus, I'm getting old.

Your Dads wasn't a Matador Red one was it?
The one I picked up is a 1972 as well that just clicked over 100k.
Runs awesome, with a nearly perfect interior too.

It has the numbers matching 455 and one of the original triple white stripe tires as a spare.
I'll try and get a pic of it, depending on how my morning goes.

Awesome ideas thus far.  Some damn funny guys hang out here.
 

Nah, Dad's was a Med Metallic blue with black vinyl top and interior. Succumbed long ago to Midwest and New England salty winters.

Gotta love the six way power bench seat
9/24/2012 6:32:53 AM EDT
[#25]
How about BEHEMTH
9/25/2012 4:03:57 PM EDT
[#26]
Sorry all, lost internet for a little while there.



Evidently backhoes and fibre optics don't play well together.



No...it wasn't me.










So....where are the pic of the cars these were on?



Olds is pretty much my first love as far as cars go so I really wouldn't mind.
Boss Maverick
Thank you for posting those pictures.
My late Great Uncle had a four door version exactly like that car
(it might've been a two door, but I'm pretty sure it was a four door).  
The two tone white and red exterior, the green dash, and the white seats
were all the same color.  The biggest difference was his car had seen a
lot more use then your car.  He would take my family for a vacation
every summer after my father died when I was 4.  The destination was
about 400 miles each way.  Those pictures brought back memories of him,
his car, and those trips.  The last time I rode in his car was probably
when I was 9 or 10.  He died when I was 13 or 14.
Again, thank you for posting those pictures.  The memories came flooding back to me after I viewed those pictures.
Please take good care of that car
Cool,  I'm glad it brought back good memories for you.  I often think of my grandpa when I'm behind the wheel also.  He had a 73 Delta 88.  The dash is the same so it's not a stretch to bring back memories.
SGnAZ



a girl in my old neighborhood had this one




EMTAE








I always liked 3M3TI8 myself.
Blitzkrieg





Gotta love the six way power bench seat



Yes, damn comfy.  It's like riding down the road in your living room.
AFSiverado
How about BEHEMTH







LOL, I was thinking LIVATHAN.



Great minds and all that.
 
 
 
9/25/2012 4:19:11 PM EDT
[#27]
Spent the weekend, on and off, stuffing a new cam in it.


She definitely has a rumble to her now.


My God, she has tons of midrange torque which makes for nice 35 to 75 acceleration onto the interstate.





Fixed a few more things as well.


Heater works now with a new valve.


Upper rear tailights now work and evidently the seat belt buzzer which must be on the same circuit.





Still need to find a correct AM/FM Stereo radio for it yet.  The local drive-inn uses FM to transmit the audio during the movie so the original AM isn't going to cut it.


I went through three radios that I've saved through the years, most of which are AM/FM stereo/ 8-tracks, that are all dead.  Even the one that has a CB built in wont make a peep.


Maybe I'm not doing something right, but I was bummed as I thought all three were good yet.






 
 
9/29/2012 5:59:11 AM EDT
[#28]
PB SLED is what I was gonna use back in the day on my Impala.
10/1/2012 7:07:34 AM EDT
[#29]
Hmmm, on 2nd pass it's big, ugly, powerful..........CTHULHU or KTULU, etc.