Posted: 7/19/2001 11:59:35 PM EDT
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[size=4]1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you will get what you want. 2. Don't go out without I.D. 3. Be direct with people, let them know how you feel by piddling on thier shoes. 4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it. 5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap. 6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective. 7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility(as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed.[/size=4] |