[ARCHIVED THREAD] - List of things Real Men do (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 11/15/2009 7:37:52 PM EDT
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Real men eat Meat 
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Hold little meni me's and change there nasty diapers and watch them learn to laugh ,and see them go from jumping
johnies to creepy sliders all across the floor while you mix thier formulas and then feed them from little spoons that you couldn't put a single buckshot into! And when you don't see them for three weeks you scare the living crap out of them ,cause other than crampa nobody else has a beard! Thats what this Man is about! Bob 
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Quoted: Provide for their family Quoted: Play with their kids. Quoted: Stay faithful to their wife. you could be the biggest pussy of a man to walk the earth, and this is still stuff you just do.
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Stay faithful to their wife. you could be the biggest pussy of a man to walk the earth, and this is still stuff you just do. The biggest pussy of a man is one who would shirk his responsibility to his wife and kids. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Provide for their family Quoted: Play with their kids. Quoted: Stay faithful to their wife. you could be the biggest pussy of a man to walk the earth, and this is still stuff you just do. The biggest pussy of a man is one who would shirk his responsibility to his wife and kids. True, true. i guess should have posted, "biggest girlie man/ wuss" |
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Can kill their own food, dress it, and cook it over real fire.
Can fell a tree properly. With an ax. Can run a chain saw. Can operate a standard transmission. Can back up a trailer. Can watch all three kids (all under the age of 4.5 and no twins) for a whole weekend without Mom and take great pleasure in telling mom what fun it was at the end of said weekend. That is personal of mine, but damn I like to make my wife squirm. They behave due to my iron-fisted rule. |
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A real man: 1)Honors his marriage 2)Cares for his children and teaches them right from wrong 3)Give his knowlege and teaches his children 4)Protects those that connot protect themselves 5)Can hold the hand of a dying man and pray for him 6)Change his own oil 7)Knows how to field dress an animal 8)Can make a tasty meal out of the worst food given to him 9)Can survive in the outdoors for weeks without back up 10)Shows honor to the ones that faught for our country in decades past 11)Can manage a crisis no matter how big or small it is 12)Knows that in a fight, there are no rules....winner take all 13)Will take a bullet for his family 14)Will give the shirt off his back to a friend in need 15)Stops to help the person on the side of the road to change a tire 16)Has a strong hand and a soft heart 17)Knows the difference between discipline and abuse 18)Will be the one to get a second job when the family needs it 19)Cant teach a young one how to hunt 20)Knows that GOD, CORPS and COUNTRY are a way of life and will NEVER be forgotten. |