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12/6/2004 9:35:57 AM EDT
 I still cant stop laughing from this but here goes



As I was driving along a 6 lane main road about to make a right into my neighborhood a Cop starts to run out of the side street going into my subdivision with his radar gun trying to catch me speeding.  Well that didnt work considering he tripped and fell right on the sidewalk real hard, throwing his radar gun about 10 feet from him.  He got up like nothing happened and I stop to ask if he was okay and he replied "yeah im fine".  I couldnt stop laughing the whole way home, I still kinda felt bad for him though.


Just thought I would share
12/6/2004 9:37:42 AM EDT
[#1]
12/6/2004 9:38:36 AM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
 I still cant stop laughing from this but here goes



As I was driving along a 6 lane main road about to make a right into my neighborhood a Cop starts to run out of the side street going into my subdivision with his radar gun trying to catch me speeding.  Well that didnt work considering he tripped and fell right on the sidewalk real hard, throwing his radar gun about 10 feet from him.  He got up like nothing happened and I stop to ask if he was okay and he replied "yeah im fine".  I couldnt stop laughing the whole way home, I still kinda felt bad for him though.


Just thought I would share



Somewhere in Florida, a dog is suffering.
12/6/2004 9:38:40 AM EDT
[#3]
I hate that shit, go patrol a neighborhood, something USEFUL.
12/6/2004 9:39:43 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
 I still cant stop laughing from this but here goes



As I was driving along a 6 lane main road about to make a right into my neighborhood a Cop starts to run out of the side street going into my subdivision with his radar gun trying to catch me speeding.  Well that didnt work considering he tripped and fell right on the sidewalk real hard, throwing his radar gun about 10 feet from him.  He got up like nothing happened and I stop to ask if he was okay and he replied "yeah im fine".  I couldnt stop laughing the whole way home, I still kinda felt bad for him though.


Just thought I would share



Remarkable. A cop actually tripped and fell? Did you call FOX news? My shoe came untied once. It was in all the papers.
12/6/2004 9:51:47 AM EDT
[#5]
Their at the front of my neighborhood almost every day, maybe they will move now.  
12/6/2004 9:53:18 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
 I still cant stop laughing from this but here goes



As I was driving along a 6 lane main road about to make a right into my neighborhood a Cop starts to run out of the side street going into my subdivision with his radar gun trying to catch me speeding.  Well that didnt work considering he tripped and fell right on the sidewalk real hard, throwing his radar gun about 10 feet from him.  He got up like nothing happened and I stop to ask if he was okay and he replied "yeah im fine".  I couldnt stop laughing the whole way home, I still kinda felt bad for him though.


Just thought I would share



Somewhere in Florida, a dog is suffering.



12/6/2004 10:01:00 AM EDT
[#7]
You should have swerved.
12/6/2004 10:02:51 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
I hate that shit, go patrol a neighborhood, something USEFUL.



Will you still feel that way if your child ever gets creamed by a speeder?
12/6/2004 10:02:52 AM EDT
[#9]
i'm glad you weren't tasered.
12/6/2004 10:02:59 AM EDT
[#10]
Time for a radar re-calibration! Naw....
12/6/2004 10:26:48 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I hate that shit, go patrol a neighborhood, something USEFUL.



Will you still feel that way if your child ever gets creamed my a speeder?



Have to agree with that. Nothing like cars flying by at mach 2 in a 15mph zone.
12/6/2004 11:53:06 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I hate that shit, go patrol a neighborhood, something USEFUL.



Will you still feel that way if your child ever gets creamed my a speeder?



Well....around here, almost all of the speed traps are on the interstate........now I realize that the Interstate Highway System is fenced to keep animals off of it when possible. I think maybe thats whats keeping my kids off of it......I have to think about it some more.....Oh shit, I don't have any kids!!!
12/6/2004 11:55:13 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I hate that shit, go patrol a neighborhood, something USEFUL.



Will you still feel that way if your child ever gets creamed my a speeder?



Teach your  children not to play in the street  --------- you goof.
12/6/2004 11:56:32 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I hate that shit, go patrol a neighborhood, something USEFUL.



Will you still feel that way if your child ever gets creamed my a speeder?



Have to agree with that. Nothing like cars flying by at mach 2 in a 15mph zone.



No doubt, I mean, why should anyone have to go to all the trouble of telling their kids to stay out of the street. Kids too young? Shoot, now one is expected to watch the kids too?! What's this world coming to?
12/6/2004 11:58:02 AM EDT
[#15]
2 weeks ago, the police had a seatbelt check going on, just a few blocks from a drug/crime infested neighborhood.

There were about 10 officers involved, just flagging down every car that was in violation of the seatbelt law.

My only thought was, what a waste of resources. Those officers would have been much more usefull just a few blocks away.
12/6/2004 11:58:23 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
i'm glad you weren't tasered.



+1

You don't know how lucky you really are.
12/6/2004 11:55:52 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
2 weeks ago, the police had a seatbelt check going on, just a few blocks from a drug/crime infested neighborhood.

There were about 10 officers involved, just flagging down every car that was in violation of the seatbelt law.

My only thought was, what a waste of resources. Those officers would have been much more usefull just a few blocks away.



Uhhhhhhhhh -- you mean really work instead of just swinging a pen ???
12/6/2004 12:01:01 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I hate that shit, go patrol a neighborhood, something USEFUL.



Will you still feel that way if your child ever gets creamed my a speeder?



Teach your  children not to play in the street  --------- you goof.



+1 i damn near hit 2 idiot kids last night. riding bikes at night with no lights or reflectors in the rain and dark clothing. i saw them just before i was right on top of them.

mike
12/6/2004 12:06:59 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I hate that shit, go patrol a neighborhood, something USEFUL.



Will you still feel that way if your child ever gets creamed my a speeder?



Teach your  children not to play in the street  --------- you goof.



Because an out of control vehicle careening around a street corner doesn't give a shit if your kid is in or out of the street.

And I hold ADULTS in a 3,000 lb vehicle to a higher standard to obey the law and do the responsible thing...NOT a FUCKING CHILD!
12/6/2004 12:12:35 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
2 weeks ago, the police had a seatbelt check going on, just a few blocks from a drug/crime infested neighborhood.

There were about 10 officers involved, just flagging down every car that was in violation of the seatbelt law.

My only thought was, what a waste of resources. Those officers would have been much more usefull just a few blocks away.




you just don't get it do you. seatbelt check sting by a drug neighborhood is NOT a coincidence. you would be amazed at the shit you can scrape up pulling over dirt bags because they weren't wearing their seatbelt.

12/6/2004 12:12:51 PM EDT
[#21]
12/6/2004 12:15:25 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
2 weeks ago, the police had a seatbelt check going on, just a few blocks from a drug/crime infested neighborhood.

There were about 10 officers involved, just flagging down every car that was in violation of the seatbelt law.

My only thought was, what a waste of resources. Those officers would have been much more usefull just a few blocks away.




you just don't get it do you. seatbelt check sting by a drug neighborhood is NOT a coincidence. you would be amazed at the shit you can scrape up pulling over dirt bags because they weren't wearing their seatbelt.





I guess I just wasn't looking at it that way.  I'm sure you're right.
12/6/2004 12:52:06 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Time for a radar re-calibration! Naw....





12/6/2004 12:55:59 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
2 weeks ago, the police had a seatbelt check going on, just a few blocks from a drug/crime infested neighborhood.

There were about 10 officers involved, just flagging down every car that was in violation of the seatbelt law.

My only thought was, what a waste of resources. Those officers would have been much more usefull just a few blocks away.



Tell that to the lady I responded to the other night cause she wrecked her Chevy Avalanche and her husband was thrown from the vehicle and killed.  She has to live with that for the rest of her life.

Maybe seatbelt enforcement would have done him some good?

12/6/2004 1:00:37 PM EDT
[#25]
So let me get this straight.. You were speeding, he was using radar.  Saw you speeding and in getting to his vehicle he trips and falls.  

It was funny that he tripped or that you were stupid enough to be speeding there?  

Ever think maybe there's a reason he was running radar there?

Did you call CNN?? Maybe you can have your fifteen minutes of fame cause you witnessed a cop slip and fall.. I mean my god they aren't human or anything.

Could you imagine how long the thread would be if we posted ALL the stupid things we see everyday.. Like a kid I arrested not to long ago that walked in front of my car and threw a bag of meth at my feet. HELLO brain surgeon!
12/6/2004 1:04:12 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I hate that shit, go patrol a neighborhood, something USEFUL.



Will you still feel that way if your child ever gets creamed my a speeder?



Teach your  children not to play in the street  --------- you goof.



Because an out of control vehicle careening around a street corner doesn't give a shit if your kid is in or out of the street.

And I hold ADULTS in a 3,000 lb vehicle to a higher standard to obey the law and do the responsible thing...NOT a FUCKING CHILD!



Bullshit ----- what  next planes falling out of the sky -------- pathetic.
12/6/2004 1:06:18 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Tell that to the lady I responded to the other night cause she wrecked her Chevy Avalanche and her husband was thrown from the vehicle and killed.  She has to live with that for the rest of her life.

Maybe seatbelt enforcement would have done him some good?




Those stories go both ways. I have a friend alive today because he DIDN'T wear his seat belt.
12/6/2004 1:06:39 PM EDT
[#28]
.....simple things amuse simple minds, or so they say.
12/6/2004 1:07:52 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
hing


As I was driving along a 6 lane main road about to make a right into my neighborhood a Cop starts to run out of the side street going into my subdivision with his radar gun trying to catch me speeding.  Well that didnt work considering he tripped and fell right on the sidewalk real hard, throwing his radar gun about 10 feet from him.  He got up like nothing happened and I stop to ask if he was okay and he replied "yeah im fine".  I couldnt stop laughing the whole way home, I still kinda felt bad for him though.


Just thought I would share hr
Shit  like this is just plain funny.You can tell who the cops are here,their the ones getting bent out of shape"it's not funny,your kid will get hit by a speeder".Aw,STFU,doesn't matter if it would of been me, it would still be funny!
12/6/2004 1:16:26 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I hate that shit, go patrol a neighborhood, something USEFUL.



Will you still feel that way if your child ever gets creamed my a speeder?



Have to agree with that. Nothing like cars flying by at mach 2 in a 15mph zone.



Some people just do not care, it is so important to to drive fast all the time they just feel like if a kid is in the road that is not there fault.  
12/6/2004 1:29:05 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
So let me get this straight.. You were speeding, he was using radar.  Saw you speeding and in getting to his vehicle he trips and falls.  

It was funny that he tripped or that you were stupid enough to be speeding there?  

Ever think maybe there's a reason he was running radar there?

Did you call CNN?? Maybe you can have your fifteen minutes of fame cause you witnessed a cop slip and fall.. I mean my god they aren't human or anything.

Could you imagine how long the thread would be if we posted ALL the stupid things we see everyday.. Like a kid I arrested not to long ago that walked in front of my car and threw a bag of meth at my feet. HELLO brain surgeon!




Dont get your panties in a bunch now. First of all I wasnt speeding (I was going 40 in a 45), second I was generally concerned for the officer considering I stoped and asked if he was okay and then after that I couldnt help but start to laugh at the fact that he was so adamant about running and trying to catch me not speeding he tripped over himself.  I thought it was a good laugh but glad he was okay.  


ETA and I usually never speed so cant use that against me
12/6/2004 1:31:06 PM EDT
[#32]
O.D.H.G.A.B.F.E.
12/6/2004 1:32:53 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
2 weeks ago, the police had a seatbelt check going on, just a few blocks from a drug/crime infested neighborhood.

There were about 10 officers involved, just flagging down every car that was in violation of the seatbelt law.

My only thought was, what a waste of resources. Those officers would have been much more usefull just a few blocks away.



Tell that to the lady I responded to the other night cause she wrecked her Chevy Avalanche and her husband was thrown from the vehicle and killed.  She has to live with that for the rest of her life.

Maybe seatbelt enforcement would have done him some good?



I doubt it. You would have ticketed her. She would have paid the fine. He would continue to ride around without the seatbelt on. Up until the moment he was thrown from the truck the only bad thing that ever happened when he didn't buckle up was the cops stole his money.

12/6/2004 1:33:18 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
i'm glad you weren't tasered.

12/6/2004 1:33:39 PM EDT
[#35]
While you were getting Speed Tracked..... A Jamaican Drug Czar was cutting my feet off into buckets in a Florida Turnpike Holiday INN.
12/6/2004 1:38:37 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
2 weeks ago, the police had a seatbelt check going on, just a few blocks from a drug/crime infested neighborhood.

There were about 10 officers involved, just flagging down every car that was in violation of the seatbelt law.

My only thought was, what a waste of resources. Those officers would have been much more usefull just a few blocks away.



Tell that to the lady I responded to the other night cause she wrecked her Chevy Avalanche and her husband was thrown from the vehicle and killed.  She has to live with that for the rest of her life.

Maybe seatbelt enforcement would have done him some good?





I didn't mean to get you all worked up.

Wearing your seatbelt may very well save your life, no doubt about.

After reading another reply that seatbelt checks can be used as a tool to catch criminals I reevaluated my original posistion.

My original posistion was not that it would be cool to cruise around un-restrained, but that it seemed to be a waste of resources to have ten officers busy all day giving out seatbelt tickets, while just a few blocks away there is a neighborhood where gangs are roaming the streets.
12/6/2004 1:41:20 PM EDT
[#37]
I AM TOTALLY GOING TO WATCH SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT NOW!!!!!
12/6/2004 1:46:08 PM EDT
[#38]
I have to go back and apologize. I'm not worked up about this.  Hell If (more like when) I trip hell laugh.  Shit I would.  But the point was that we're humans too.

Without going into a long discussion about why we do the things we do just be happy we do it at all.  I would love the opportunity to have a gang check point where we could pull over every vehicle we know has gang members in it and search/arrest all of them.  Not going to happen.

Sorry for sounded worked up.   Too many hours at work and not enough hours sleeping lately.

12/6/2004 1:50:07 PM EDT
[#39]
I hope you were smiling when you asked him if he was alright.

I would have been laughing my ass off.  

Come on people, lighten up.  People falling down, whoever they are, is funny.

The stooges would have been proud
12/6/2004 1:59:13 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
I hope you were smiling when you asked him if he was alright.

I would have been laughing my ass off.  

Come on people, lighten up.  People falling down, whoever they are, is funny.

The stooges would have been proud



Along the same note.  We had a single vehicle crash the other day. Was a motorcycle.  Witnesses said he wasn't speeding, driving reckless or anything. He just fell over.

DAMN. Now that was funny.

Was he hurt? no.  
12/6/2004 2:01:02 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:
You should have swerved.



How about a big: FUCK YOU BITCH!




The rest of the stuff is funny.
12/6/2004 2:03:15 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I hate that shit, go patrol a neighborhood, something USEFUL.



Will you still feel that way if your child ever gets creamed my a speeder?



Teach your  children not to play in the street  --------- you goof.



Because an out of control vehicle careening around a street corner doesn't give a shit if your kid is in or out of the street.

And I hold ADULTS in a 3,000 lb vehicle to a higher standard to obey the law and do the responsible thing...NOT a FUCKING CHILD!



The laws of physics are much more ruthelessly upheld than the laws of man.




Somebody posted something about everybody falls down and as long as its not you its funny.



+1 Took the words right out of my mouth.
12/6/2004 2:05:33 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:



Quoted:

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I hope you were smiling when you asked him if he was alright.

I would have been laughing my ass off.  

Come on people, lighten up.  People falling down, whoever they are, is funny.

The stooges would have been proud



Along the same note.  We had a single vehicle crash the other day. Was a motorcycle.  Witnesses said he wasn't speeding, driving reckless or anything. He just fell over.

DAMN. Now that was funny.

Was he hurt? no.  




+1 Took the words right out of my mouth.




??? you live in the same town or something
12/6/2004 2:08:34 PM EDT
[#44]
Another little story. Had a DUI the other night that was pased out behind the wheel in the middle of the roadway.  Seems he was waiting for a train to pass and fell asleep.  Guess what his first words were..


yep "I'm not drunk."

12/6/2004 2:24:55 PM EDT
[#45]
I got a story, I was on a ride along with the local sherrif's dept and we pulled over some kid and the kid stated "Im wasted can I get out of the car"  the deputy still did a field sobriety test and then put him in the back of the car handcuffed.  The deputy let the kid use the phone to call his buddy to come pick up his car and the kid stated while crying like a baby "Their taking me to the police jail help me" and here is the kicker he then says "Officer can you put my seatbelt on please"  to which the deputy replies "Yeah, we wouldnt want some drunk driver hitting us would we".
12/6/2004 2:30:01 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
2 weeks ago, the police had a seatbelt check going on, just a few blocks from a drug/crime infested neighborhood.

There were about 10 officers involved, just flagging down every car that was in violation of the seatbelt law.

My only thought was, what a waste of resources. Those officers would have been much more usefull just a few blocks away.



Tell that to the lady I responded to the other night cause she wrecked her Chevy Avalanche and her husband was thrown from the vehicle and killed.  She has to live with that for the rest of her life.

Maybe seatbelt enforcement would have done him some good?




Oh please,

Why don't you start enforcing the (soon coming) obesity laws? "Save" the poor old guys from heart attacks.

Requiring adults to wear seatbelts (at the risk of monetary losses) is nothing more than stealing. It's their own choice whether or not they decide to be safe or not. Who are you (or the Govt) to try and say how and when someone needs to take care of THEMSELVES?
12/6/2004 2:55:06 PM EDT
[#47]
ah yeah, the Revenue Rangers. Wouldn't have asked if guy's ok, I'll just be on my way.
Well good thing you weren't tasered becaues he couldn't ticket you.
12/6/2004 4:55:30 PM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:
I hate that shit, go patrol a neighborhood, something USEFUL.



More "victimless" crime to be stopped..............

12/6/2004 4:56:40 PM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I hate that shit, go patrol a neighborhood, something USEFUL.



Will you still feel that way if your child ever gets creamed by a speeder?



Yes.
12/6/2004 4:59:48 PM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
2 weeks ago, the police had a seatbelt check going on, just a few blocks from a drug/crime infested neighborhood.

There were about 10 officers involved, just flagging down every car that was in violation of the seatbelt law.

My only thought was, what a waste of resources. Those officers would have been much more usefull just a few blocks away.



Tell that to the lady I responded to the other night cause she wrecked her Chevy Avalanche and her husband was thrown from the vehicle and killed.  She has to live with that for the rest of her life.

Maybe seatbelt enforcement would have done him some good?



I doubt it. You would have ticketed her. She would have paid the fine. He would continue to ride around without the seatbelt on. Up until the moment he was thrown from the truck the only bad thing that ever happened when he didn't buckle up was the cops stole his money.




steal the money legally too................like that is somehow better thna stealing it illegally.
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