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4/19/2014 6:43:59 PM EDT
What's your views on local militias.

Over reactive right wing beard neck nuts or useful "shooting club"/ preppers cosplay.
4/19/2014 6:46:07 PM EDT
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in a group of 100 militia men, there's probably 1 or 2 "true believers" and 98-99 feds of various sorts...
4/19/2014 6:48:05 PM EDT
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My militia doesn't recognize the authority of your militia. That's the problem with "unorganized" militias.
4/19/2014 6:49:20 PM EDT
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was thinking this during the cattle stand off "we was hur ferst!"
4/19/2014 6:49:26 PM EDT
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I'm a Colonel in my militia. They call me Colonel Angus, kind of a tongue twister but I'm pretty popular nonetheless.

4/19/2014 6:49:43 PM EDT
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lol
4/19/2014 6:50:24 PM EDT
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In my militia colonels are mere errand boys and dog robbers.
I like to wear 4 stars, like some small town police chiefs do.
4/19/2014 6:50:41 PM EDT
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Your avatar is good here.  
4/19/2014 6:51:18 PM EDT
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I'm a Colonel in my militia. They call me Colonel Angus. You might have heard of me.




In my militia colonels are mere errand boys and dog robbers.


I'm an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill?



 
4/19/2014 6:51:50 PM EDT
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Everybody is 300 pounds and calls each other general. It's like a real life GD.
4/19/2014 6:51:58 PM EDT
[#10]
"Local Militia Group" consisting of 20 members including yourself.

Breakdown:

15 undercover FBI.
4 undercover ATF.
You.

4/19/2014 6:52:18 PM EDT
[#11]
From what I've read of past militias. Most are white and have been infiltrated by the Feds. Interesting quandary.
4/19/2014 6:52:24 PM EDT
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If you are a member of a local militia, everybody in it is a cop but you.
4/19/2014 6:53:38 PM EDT
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This. Otherwise, an actual militia might be handy, just in case of anything.
4/19/2014 6:54:29 PM EDT
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The term is overused.

4/19/2014 6:55:17 PM EDT
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in a group of 100 militia men, there's probably 1 or 2 "true believers" and 98-99 feds of various sorts...


This. Otherwise, an actual militia might be handy, just in case of anything.

Yeah, for things like the 5XL Multicam Fashion Show and Swap Meet.
4/19/2014 6:56:18 PM EDT
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This reminds me of a buddy of mine who used to be an undercover cop and was assigned to go deep cover into an outlaw motorcycle gang.

He said it was quite "interesting" keeping the act up of being something which was not even remotely like his real self.

After enough time maintaining an acting performance for which he deserved an Academy Award, he said he decided to quit because it got too crazy.
4/19/2014 6:58:40 PM EDT
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Pointless.

They don't take any political action and they don't take any violent action so basically they're idiots. Full of sound and fury and signifying nothing.

We've got real threats to freedom 24/7, 365.  You want to help? Get involved in digital liberation or political action to push back against it. You want to play dress up and get media exposure go round the woods bitching about ZOG or whatever the hell they do.

4/19/2014 6:59:42 PM EDT
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So kind of like GD except you can actually smell the body odor then?

4/19/2014 7:01:18 PM EDT
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Do you mean the National Guard?
4/19/2014 7:01:30 PM EDT
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This.  Some militias are "beans," some are "no beans," and there is no conceivable middle ground between them.
4/19/2014 7:01:59 PM EDT
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What's your views on local militias.



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Yes

 
4/19/2014 7:03:35 PM EDT
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This reminds me of a buddy of mine who used to be an undercover cop and was assigned to go deep cover into an outlaw motorcycle gang.



He said it was quite "interesting" keeping the act up of being something which was not even remotely like his real self.



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What if...he really didn't?



 
4/19/2014 7:03:42 PM EDT
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Ummmm no
4/19/2014 7:04:55 PM EDT
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Usually a bunch of herpy derpy neckbeards calling themselves "colonel".





4/19/2014 7:07:05 PM EDT
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I heard you just don't know when to leave.

 









As for local militias, I don't even know if they exist.
4/19/2014 7:09:40 PM EDT
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seen a few meetings/training:

how to turn a queen size white bed sheet into shelter, smock, sniper vale.

how to stock a survival food stock from .99 cent store

lifting and offroading your hovearound

how to recruit at the local homeless shelter.

4/19/2014 7:11:14 PM EDT
[#27]
seen a few meetings/training:

how to turn a queen size white bed sheet into shelter, smock, sniper vale.

how to stock a survival food stock from .99 cent store

lifting and offroading your hovearound

how to recruit at the local homeless shelter.

4/19/2014 7:13:57 PM EDT
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Militia Rank Structure  V= Volunteer


V1 - Colonel

V2 - Colonel

V3 - Colonel First Class

V4 - Special Colonel



V5 - Buck Colonel

V6 - Staff Colonel

V7 - Colonel First Class (yeah its the same name as the other one, makes for interesting arguments at the microwave line for Hot Pockets and who to blame for platoon level Fk ups)

V8 - First Colonel

V9 - Colonel Major / Hoarder of the Nutter Butters and Hot Pockets










Able Bodied Requirement -










Pushups - If you can push yourself up to get out of an armchair in 2 minutes or less = pass



Situps - If you can sit up to get out of your fart sack or bed in under 2 minutes - pass



2 Mile Run - If you can make a run to the store in your car to get snacks in less then 15 miniutes, you pass.



 
4/19/2014 7:17:28 PM EDT
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Redneck ones are awesome, but 99% has some type  of background so its not a clusterfuck of Generals
4/19/2014 7:18:50 PM EDT
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Militia Rank Structure  V= Volunteer

V1 - Colonel
V2 - Colonel
V3 - Colonel First Class
V4 - Special Colonel


V5 - Buck Colonel
V6 - Staff Colonel
V7 - Colonel First Class (yeah its the same name as the other one, makes for interesting arguments at the microwave line for Hot Pockets and who to blame for Fk ups)
V8 - First Colonel
V9 - Colonel Major / Hoarder of the Nutter Butters and Hot Pockets


 
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Usually a bunch of herpy derpy neckbeards calling themselves "colonel".



Militia Rank Structure  V= Volunteer

V1 - Colonel
V2 - Colonel
V3 - Colonel First Class
V4 - Special Colonel


V5 - Buck Colonel
V6 - Staff Colonel
V7 - Colonel First Class (yeah its the same name as the other one, makes for interesting arguments at the microwave line for Hot Pockets and who to blame for Fk ups)
V8 - First Colonel
V9 - Colonel Major / Hoarder of the Nutter Butters and Hot Pockets


 

I don't see brigadier admiral
4/19/2014 7:24:53 PM EDT
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Usually a bunch of herpy derpy neckbeards calling themselves "colonel".



Militia Rank Structure  V= Volunteer

V1 - Colonel
V2 - Colonel
V3 - Colonel First Class
V4 - Special Colonel


V5 - Buck Colonel
V6 - Staff Colonel
V7 - Colonel First Class (yeah its the same name as the other one, makes for interesting arguments at the microwave line for Hot Pockets and who to blame for Fk ups)
V8 - First Colonel
V9 - Colonel Major / Hoarder of the Nutter Butters and Hot Pockets


 

I don't see brigadier admiral


Where does chairborne fit in?
4/19/2014 7:25:35 PM EDT
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MILITIA OF ONE.

4/19/2014 7:25:59 PM EDT
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Usually a bunch of herpy derpy neckbeards calling themselves "colonel".



Militia Rank Structure  V= Volunteer





V1 - Colonel


V2 - Colonel


V3 - Colonel First Class


V4 - Special Colonel








V5 - Buck Colonel


V6 - Staff Colonel


V7 - Colonel First Class (yeah its the same name as the other one, makes for interesting arguments at the microwave line for Hot Pockets and who to blame for Fk ups)


V8 - First Colonel


V9 - Colonel Major / Hoarder of the Nutter Butters and Hot Pockets








 



I don't see brigadier admiral






Where does chairborne fit in?





Between your Double Whopper tab, and your Krispy Kreme tab.



YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS, COLONEL.





 
4/19/2014 7:26:08 PM EDT
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In WI? None that I know of that keep a visible profile, other than Posse Commitatus.

They're a bunch of wacky sovereigns, from what I hear.

If you have one in your local area that is transparent, has a good PR program, and you're willing to deal the probablility of being monitored by .gov, by all means do it. It's not like you're doing anything illegal, but I prefer to keep my privacy, thanks.
4/19/2014 7:28:45 PM EDT
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Can I haz ghillie suit?
4/19/2014 7:28:49 PM EDT
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I'm a fucking 9 star general. They better recognize me.
4/19/2014 7:30:05 PM EDT
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Thats an 07 or V07 to be exact. I only listed the equivalent to enlisted.






Here is the Volunteer Occifers




 






VO 1 - Second Admiral


VO 2 - First Admiral


V0 3 - Captain  (what can I say, they really like it)


V0 4 - Major Admiral


V0 5 - (not the shampoo) Lieutenant Admiral


V0 6 - Colonel (oh the fights and fk ups caused by this are epic)


V0 7 - Brigadier Admiral


V0 8 - Admiral Major (though they flipped it, the window licker regiments often get it confused and hilarity and much death enues)


V0 9 - Lieutenant Admiral (yup, you guessed it, common theme)


V0 10- Admiral General ( Aladeen)

 
4/19/2014 7:33:51 PM EDT
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Between your Double Whopper tab, and your Krispy Kreme tab.



YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS, COLONEL.

 
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LMFAO oh the photoshoped awards that can be made could push this thread into epicness. Wish I had the skills.

 
4/19/2014 7:36:58 PM EDT
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Fat guy in a little cooooooooat.
Fat guy in a little cooooooooat.
Fat guy in a little co....riiiiiip
4/19/2014 7:38:09 PM EDT
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Did OP just suggest that militias are good for cosplay? LOLOLOL
4/19/2014 7:40:55 PM EDT
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Militia units are weight based.

 












Example if one weights 300 -400 lbs. That is 2 Colonels.




400-550  is 3.66 Colonels.


It is possible to be a one man fireteam. How friggin awesome if that? Think of the trim you will get.













250- 299 is considered a tunnel rat.










150- 200 is considered FBI, ATF, FEMA unless they can prove they are a tweaker.












 
4/19/2014 7:50:33 PM EDT
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Militia units are weight based.  

Example if one weights 300 -400 lbs. That is 2 Colonels.
400-550  is 3.66 Colonels.
It is possible to be a one man fireteam. How friggin awesome if that? Think of the trim you will get.

250- 299 is considered a tunnel rat.

150- 200 is considered FBI, ATF, FEMA unless they can prove they are a tweaker.

 
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4/19/2014 7:52:50 PM EDT
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As for local militias, I don't even know if they exist.
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You have the border volunteers, but from the little I've seen of their recruiting @ gun shows, they're not able to stick to a single issue.  One of the members here did a good write up of his time on the Arizona border, I believe.
4/19/2014 7:56:11 PM EDT
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You have the border volunteers, but from the little I've seen of their recruiting @ gun shows, they're not able to stick to a single issue.  One of the members here did a good write up of his time on the Arizona border, I believe.
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As for local militias, I don't even know if they exist.


You have the border volunteers, but from the little I've seen of their recruiting @ gun shows, they're not able to stick to a single issue.  One of the members here did a good write up of his time on the Arizona border, I believe.

Az/Ca/Nv seem to have a good amount of militia types that recruit at gun shows.

I ran into some guys at costa mesa who were with something called tyranny response group. They were dressed sloppy and looked to be in terrible shape;greasy hair fucked up teeth and cross eyed. I almost felt bad for them.
4/19/2014 8:01:48 PM EDT
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I have no problems with guys who are in these groups but at least hit the gym and put some muscle on.

4/19/2014 8:47:39 PM EDT
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IN (for the beef jerky)
4/19/2014 9:06:56 PM EDT
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funny paintball thread needs moar pics of the master colonels and general sgts....



4/20/2014 4:31:42 AM EDT
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I have no problems with guys who are in these groups but at least hit the gym and put some muscle on.





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hey now, that was my militia group from DC



 



We really got under the Brady orgs skin
4/20/2014 4:36:10 AM EDT
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I'm the local third front admiral over the second rear admiral which makes me a OU812 in the national commandosphere. In other words I dominate C&C of the battlespace between the KFC and the Pizza Hut.

4/20/2014 4:42:23 AM EDT
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The basic idea behind it is a good one but word itself has been tarnished.
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