Posted: 10/18/2002 7:20:46 AM EDT
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Two blokes are down the pub. As usual the subject gets onto sex. One says to the other, "How's your sex life mate?" "Not too good. Every time me and the missus have sex, she loses interest half way through." The first bloke says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. I used to have the same problem, but I found a cure. I hid a starter pistol under the bed. When she started to run out of steam, I fired the pistol. It gave her such a fright that she got all excited and couldn't get enough. I wish I'd done it years ago." The other bloke says, "OK, I think I'll try that." A few days later they're back in the pub again. The first bloke says, "How did you get on with the starter pistol?" The other bloke says, "Fuck mate! Don't talk to me about starter pistols! Last night we were having sex in the 69 position. As usual, she lost interest half way through, so I fired the starter pistol, just like you said." The first bloke says, "So, what happened?" The other bloke says, "She nearly bit my cock off, shat in my face, and a man came out of the wardrobe with his hands up!" |
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SGTAR, Naw, I'm here at work waiting for a cpr class....for the Emergency Response Team...killing a few minutes (hours now cause they are unorganized) and wishing I had the day off tommorrow so I could go shooting with AR15.comers in Casa Grande (only a few miles from my house)...sniffle.....man if I win the lottery, I'm gonna build a huge AR15.com clubhouse up in Payson or the white mountians and invite everyone.../end rambling |