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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - MEPS date set.

Posted: 2/4/2008 6:15:30 PM EDT

February 16th, 2008, I will be doing the no-pants dance at MEPS.

I'll be enlisting in the USMC Reserves as an 0311.

That is unless my recruiter can't trade the MOS for me from another station but he's 97% sure it'll work.

Posted: 2/4/2008 7:48:46 PM EDT

[#1]

No ones got any advice?

You guys think I should go with a black leather thong or something lacy?

Posted: 2/4/2008 7:50:15 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
No ones got any advice?

You guys think I should go with a black leather thong or something lacy?

Bring your balls.

I can't really give you any advice. If you are motivated and prepared, you will make it. If not, you will probably not last.

Posted: 2/4/2008 7:51:53 PM EDT

[#3]

Enjoy your duck walk. Drink water. Learn how to piss with someone staring at you.

Good luck (0341 USMCR)

ETA: When the doc says "spread your cheeks" he's NOT kidding

Posted: 2/4/2008 8:55:11 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
ETA: When the doc says "spread your cheeks" he's NOT kidding

They really do that at MEPS? I was told otherwise(not by a recruiter tho).

Aww fuck... I always hoped my first fingering experience was going to be...different than that...

Posted: 2/4/2008 8:57:50 PM EDT

[#5]

IT'S NOT TOO LATE, RUN. RUN AS FAR AS YOU CAN!!!

Just kidding. You'll have fun.

Posted: 2/4/2008 9:00:51 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Enjoy your duck walk. Drink water. Learn how to piss with someone staring at you.

Good luck (0341 USMCR)

ETA: When the doc says "spread your cheeks" he's NOT kidding

Make sure he changes gloves before checking your oil.

Posted: 2/4/2008 9:03:21 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Enjoy your duck walk. Drink water. Learn how to piss with someone staring at you.

Good luck (0341 USMCR)

ETA: When the doc says "spread your cheeks" he's NOT kidding

If you feel hands on both shoulders when you're spreading your cheeks. . .

Posted: 2/4/2008 9:03:25 PM EDT

[#8]

height=8

Quoted:
Enjoy your duck walk. ]

ahhhh, the duck walk. nothing more masculine than 20 dudes in a room waddling in their underwear.

Posted: 2/4/2008 9:05:15 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
ETA: When the doc says "spread your cheeks" he's NOT kidding

They really do that at MEPS? I was told otherwise(not by a recruiter tho).

Aww fuck... I always hoped my first fingering experience was going to be...different than that...

They just LOOK. Unless "don't ask, don't tell" applies to physical exams. Supposedly, they can tell if you take it up the...nevermind.

Posted: 2/4/2008 9:07:42 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
ETA: When the doc says "spread your cheeks" he's NOT kidding

They really do that at MEPS? I was told otherwise(not by a recruiter tho).

Aww fuck... I always hoped my first fingering experience was going to be...different than that...

They just LOOK. Unless "don't ask, don't tell" applies to physical exams. Supposedly, they can tell if you take it up the...nevermind.

Wow, now theres a hell of a job. I wonder how they worded that in the description...

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