Posted: 7/3/2001 2:41:00 PM EDT
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I decided to play a prank on some stupid girl that always give me a hard time on IM. I removed her SN so you wierd bastards don't tip her off RussellXM15E2S (3:10:31 PM): hey there you menace, I have a question for you chick (3:10:41 PM): menace? RussellXM15E2S (3:10:48 PM): nevermind that chick (3:10:51 PM): nice way to say hi, especially when you have a question ; p RussellXM15E2S (3:10:56 PM): I need to know if you know someone RussellXM15E2S (3:11:03 PM): let me show you his pic chick (3:11:10 PM): ok RussellXM15E2S (3:11:17 PM): he livesin Las Vegas chick (3:11:24 PM): what's his name? RussellXM15E2S (3:11:46 PM): not sure, he wanted for terrorizing some kids at a mall RussellXM15E2S wants to directly connect (3:12:02 PM). chick's software does not support sending and receiving IM images (3:12:06 PM). chick (3:12:07 PM): are you serious? why would I know him? RussellXM15E2S (3:12:20 PM): you just might have went to school with him or something, he's 18 RussellXM15E2S (3:12:30 PM): I want to get the bounty for bringing him in chick (3:12:30 PM): ok chick (3:12:33 PM): haha RussellXM15E2S (3:12:49 PM): ok where should i e-mail the pic to? chick (3:13:01 PM): RussellXM15E2S (3:13:52 PM): mail sent chick (3:14:06 PM): ok, it might take a few mins RussellXM15E2S (3:14:28 PM): yeah this guy calls himself "mall ninja" harrasses kids and customers and stuff RussellXM15E2S (3:14:32 PM): lots of trouble chick (3:14:44 PM): how much is the bounty for? RussellXM15E2S (3:14:49 PM): I get a $500 gift certificate to the Gap if I bringhim in chick (3:15:04 PM): lol, what are you going to do with gap clothes?! RussellXM15E2S (3:15:52 PM): hey you use the certifcate then take them back and get cash RussellXM15E2S (3:16:06 PM): if not at least I'll be styling with my new preppy clothes chick (3:16:16 PM): haha chick (3:16:29 PM): I think you have to buy clothes, and if you do... I want pictures lol chick (3:16:50 PM): do you know what school he went to? RussellXM15E2S (3:17:01 PM): nope he's very secretive chick (3:17:10 PM): no, I don't know him RussellXM15E2S (3:17:11 PM): disappears in a cloud of Ninja smoke chick (3:17:20 PM): are you serious? chick (3:17:26 PM): why haven't I heard about this on the news? RussellXM15E2S (3:17:50 PM): cause they don't want to tip him off that we're on to him chick (3:17:59 PM): I see RussellXM15E2S (3:18:18 PM): don't worry he'll be brought to justice in short order RussellXM15E2S (3:18:28 PM): just be careful when you're at the mall for a while ok? chick (3:18:59 PM): will you let me know when they catch him? I won't shop until then, even though I'm not a little kid. RussellXM15E2S (3:19:09 PM): ok I will chick (3:19:13 PM): I can't get over that, they give you 500 to go shopping at the mall lol RussellXM15E2S (3:19:32 PM): I gotta go back to trying to track him down with my 1337 internet investigation skilz RussellXM15E2S (3:19:41 PM): I will inform you of his capture chick (3:19:50 PM): thanks babe, good luck RussellXM15E2S (3:19:53 PM): Russell out |
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JoJo, we are looking forward to the mall ninja invasion this week. Quoted: Perpetuating an inside joke at someone else's expense. Thanks for sharing. Very funny. It wasn't like she was undeserving of it, and I did edit out her screen name so no one else could bother her. The internet is entertainment, if anyone took something like that seriously they need to get a clue. If that's offensive you should see the transcripts of me and my friend trying to sell barrels of dead babies to people [8D] |
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Jesus Raven. It was a joke. Funny? You know. One of those little facets of life that makes it tollerable on a daily basis? See, these boards are supposed to be fun. Not a damn concentration camp. We are all supposed to laugh, joke, BS about guns, and have a good time. People joke at my expense, and I laugh. Have you seen the head image on my website? Check it out. SR jokes at GarryOwen (Smurf in a Kilt?)- garryowen jokes at SR (SinistralRifleFag) People joke at me, and I joke back. NSFJoJo is one of my favorite members on this planet. Anyone who could put up with as much ribbing as he does is allright by any standards. But the whole point it, [red]IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN!!!!![/red] It isn't some nefarious "inside joke" meant to malign him. It is funny. MAN i'm thankful god gave me a sense of humor.I can't imagine what life is like for those who don't have one. |
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Quoted: Hey, I wasn't being sarcastic. I'm all for perpetuating inside jokes at someone else's expense. I thought it was funny. Sorry if I came across sarcastic. What we have here is failure to communicate Misunderstading cleared up. The little smiley icons are perfect for stuff like this because it conveys your tone [8D] |
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PART II, ran into that chick later in a chat room RussellXM15E2S (12:01:08 AM):I caught Mall Ninja Chick (12:01:13 AM): how? RussellXM15E2S (12:01:23 AM): he was hiding in the barbie aisle at Toys R Us RussellXM15E2S (12:01:44 AM): I maced him and kicked him in the stomach a bunch of times with my steel toed man capture shoes Chick (12:01:51 AM): you're in vegas? RussellXM15E2S (12:01:59 AM): no he was here at the super mall RussellXM15E2S (12:02:05 AM): Arizona Mills Chick (12:02:30 AM): are you making all this up RussellXM15E2S (12:02:31 AM): the gift certificate turned out to be for SEARS and only $50 RussellXM15E2S (12:02:37 AM): hell no (12:02:46 AM): what was his name? RussellXM15E2S (12:02:54 AM): Matt something RussellXM15E2S (12:02:56 AM): I forget Chick (12:03:02 AM): but he was from vegas? RussellXM15E2S (12:03:10 AM): Nevada some small town Chick (12:03:27 AM): oh RussellXM15E2S (12:03:38 AM): not sure, the details don't matter, all that matter is he won't be pissing in the drinking fountains RussellXM15E2S (12:03:39 AM): anymore Chick (12:04:01 AM): ewww The End... ....for now |
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This story just keeps getting better. Apparently she really did buy it. I was talking with one of my special internet friends who also knows that chick and was talking to an ex boyfriend of that chick about what a bitch the chick is. Here is what they said: internetfriend(1:57:18 AM): this guy made up a whole story about a mall ninja, some ridiculous story yesterday, and she bought it internetfriend(1:57:22 AM): i was dying laughing Ex-BFofChick(1:57:46 AM): OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ex-BFofChick(1:57:48 AM): HJAHAHAHAHAH Ex-BFofChick(1:57:51 AM): WHo made it up!??! Ex-BFofChick(1:58:15 AM): I said "Let's go to the mall instead" and she busted out with that story.. I was like who the fuck has been screwing with you again? Ex-BFofChick(1:58:33 AM): She told me some undercover cop she knew told her about it and gave her pictures. I then proceded to talk with the ex-boyfriend RussellXM15E2S (11:06:24 PM): hey there this is the "undercover cop" Ex-BFofChick(11:06:36 PM): HAHAHA Ex-BFofChick(11:06:38 PM): You rule RussellXM15E2S (11:06:48 PM): let me show you the transcript Ex-BFofChick(11:06:52 PM): ok RussellXM15E2S (11:07:03 PM): first off let me explain mall ninja a little bit RussellXM15E2S (11:07:36 PM): mall ninja is an sinide joke on some forums I go to, this guy posted a bunch of crap about being on a Mall Security SWAT Team and he was also a Ninja RussellXM15E2S (11:07:55 PM): mall ninja became a catch phrase Ex-BFofChick(11:08:00 PM): heheh RussellXM15E2S (11:08:22 PM): then tsome other guy posts his pic and he becomes the poster child for mall ninja RussellXM15E2S wants to directly connect (11:08:28 PM). Ex-BFofChick is now directly connected (11:08:32 PM). RussellXM15E2S (11:08:53 PM): RussellXM15E2S (11:09:00 PM): mall ninja boy RussellXM15E2S (11:09:07 PM): that's th pic I sent her RussellXM15E2S (11:09:26 PM): I posted the transcript here: http://ubb.mcuzi.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=000525 Ex-BFofChick(11:10:34 PM): ok Ex-BFofChick(11:13:16 PM): omg Ex-BFofChick(11:13:26 PM): I know this girl in person. |
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Ex-BFofChick(11:13:31 PM): She took you completely serioulsy RussellXM15E2S (11:13:36 PM): hahah so I heard RussellXM15E2S (11:13:53 PM): and i am by no means an undercover cop RussellXM15E2S (11:14:05 PM): I didn't even say that i was there Ex-BFofChick(11:14:07 PM): No no, now that I Read the transcript she said you were a bounty hunter Ex-BFofChick(11:14:11 PM): my bad RussellXM15E2S (11:14:15 PM): oh ok Ex-BFofChick(11:14:21 PM): I really wasn't paying attention to what she was saying, I never do RussellXM15E2S (11:14:33 PM): lol this is the best IM prank I ever pulled off RussellXM15E2S (11:14:38 PM): just don't tell her yet ok Ex-BFofChick (11:14:41 PM): hahah Ex-BFofChick(11:14:43 PM): Ohh hell no. RussellXM15E2S (11:14:46 PM): I want to see if I can keep it going RussellXM15E2S (11:14:51 PM): Mall Ninja Escapes Ex-BFofChick(11:14:53 PM): I won't even say a word to her about it. Ex-BFofChick(11:14:54 PM): yea! RussellXM15E2S (11:16:18 PM): man she must not be that bright at all RussellXM15E2S (11:16:29 PM): she knows I'm kind of a joker/nut ball RussellXM15E2S (11:16:35 PM): and she still bought it RussellXM15E2S (11:16:43 PM): so did she refuse to go to the mall or what? Ex-BFofChick(11:16:47 PM): Yea Ex-BFofChick(11:16:49 PM): she wouldn't go Ex-BFofChick(11:17:02 PM): because of this Mall Ninja person... I didn't know wtf she was talking about. RussellXM15E2S (11:17:20 PM): mind if ipost this on the forum, I'll edit out your name? Ex-BFofChick(11:17:41 PM): Yea sure. RussellXM15E2S (11:17:46 PM): cool More of Mall Ninja Saga to come later |
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HAHAAAAAA![:D]LMAO! Man, you are KILLING ME! I remember AOL IM, and geez, could you mess with people's heads. I mean, this is unbelievable, yet she falls for it. Sinistral, you have truly captured the spirit of inside joking, not to mention the sort of publicity Gecko45 the Mall ninja needs. Please, update us! I saw that pic of you "capturing" JoJo, i can't wait to read the rest... juggernaut |
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Quoted: RussellXM15E2S (12:01:44 AM): I maced him and kicked him in the stomach a bunch of times with my steel toed man capture shoes "man capture shoes?" Oh, that's good. I am laughing my ass off. I am going to have to get a pair of those, I didn't realize they had special footwear for bounty hunters. |
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[IMG]http://www.mcuzi.com/sinistralrifleman/captured01.jpg[/IMG] RussellXM15E2S (1:05:31 AM): hey you mongrel chick (1:05:39 AM): hello to you too RussellXM15E2S (1:05:50 AM): I got the pics back of the mall ninja capture want to see? chick (1:06:02 AM): you had a camera man? RussellXM15E2S (1:06:08 AM): well someone was there chick (1:06:16 AM): oh chick (1:06:18 AM): sure RussellXM15E2S (1:06:21 AM): I got ahold of some of the pics RussellXM15E2S (1:06:26 AM): where should I send them? chick (1:06:39 AM): chick’s email here RussellXM15E2S (1:08:15 AM): sent RussellXM15E2S (1:08:45 AM): may take a minute chick (1:08:55 AM): kay RussellXM15E2S (1:09:48 AM): scrawny little guy chick (1:10:00 AM): not even a challenge for ya? RussellXM15E2S (1:10:02 AM): most ninjas are pretty small though RussellXM15E2S (1:10:08 AM): yeah he was very fast RussellXM15E2S (1:10:17 AM): not very strong though RussellXM15E2S (1:10:22 AM): he dropped his ninja sword chick (1:10:37 AM): this is almost comical RussellXM15E2S (1:10:46 AM): yeah RussellXM15E2S (1:10:49 AM): it was sad RussellXM15E2S (1:10:54 AM): the kid was only like 18 chick (1:11:01 AM): how old are you? RussellXM15E2S (1:11:04 AM): 19 RussellXM15E2S (1:11:18 AM): he hadn't even finished karate lessons and he called himself a ninja RussellXM15E2S (1:13:27 AM): get the pic yet? chick (1:13:36 AM): lemme check RussellXM15E2S (1:14:06 AM): ok chick (1:14:17 AM): *loading* RussellXM15E2S (1:14:34 AM): ok chick (1:14:35 AM): dude, that is totally a garage RussellXM15E2S (1:14:50 AM): yeah it was the loading dock behind Toys R Us chick (1:15:05 AM): why do I find all of this so hard to believe?? RussellXM15E2S (1:15:34 AM): I don't know you see the photo right there chick (1:15:55 AM): that could so be in your garage at home RussellXM15E2S (1:16:15 AM): you calling me a liar? chick (1:16:20 AM): no RussellXM15E2S (1:16:49 AM): sounds like it RussellXM15E2S (1:17:11 AM): see if i give you a heads up next time some mad man is on the loose in your neighborhood chick (1:17:13 AM): are you going to be in the newspapers and stuff? RussellXM15E2S (1:17:34 AM): no chick (1:17:46 AM): why not? RussellXM15E2S (1:17:50 AM): don;t want toencourage copy cats RussellXM15E2S (1:24:24 AM): so don't worry about Mall Ninja, hes behind bars for good now chick (1:24:35 AM): for how long? RussellXM15E2S (1:25:34 AM): well 5-15 for assault, theft and public indecency chick (1:26:06 AM): what exactly did he do again? RussellXM15E2S (1:26:28 AM): he roughed up customers stole stuff, pissed ina few driunking fountains chick (1:26:46 AM): eww chick (1:26:48 AM): what a dork RussellXM15E2S (1:27:06 AM): yeah RussellXM15E2S (1:27:18 AM): he was yelling stuff in Japanese at me RussellXM15E2S (1:27:26 AM): hell if i know what it meants chick (1:28:57 AM): my friend mao could have translated for ya RussellXM15E2S (1:29:30 AM): he said something about sepuku, which I know means ritual suicide chick (1:31:24 AM): eww RussellXM15E2S (1:32:06 AM): yeah RussellXM15E2S (1:32:15 AM): pretty gross RussellXM15E2S (1:33:19 AM): they stab the sowrd into their gut and sever the atteries along the spine chick (1:33:43 AM): shhhhhhh, it's almost sleepy time RussellXM15E2S (1:34:02 AM): oh ok, I better let you go then RussellXM15E2S (1:34:23 AM): take care chick (1:37:55 AM): thanks russ, byeeee ; > and good job! RussellXM15E2S (1:38:01 AM): bye |