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Yesterday 7:13:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: glocke12][Edited]
damn....pole inbound lol



https://x.com/NoDMsPerfavore/status/2102927282381750755?s=20

"Saturday’s Miss Swamp Sass Drag Spectacular ended before the talent portion after a Ware County man allegedly emptied a bottle of Viagra into the communal punch.
The bowl, a five-gallon tub decorated with glitter and a laminated photo of Dolly Parton, was pulled after contestants reported locked knees, an inability to stand upright, and what one deputy later called “choreography that would not return to vertical.”
It takes hatred to compulsively denigrate something.
That’s gayer than Elton John and George Michael dueting on their hit song Don’t Let Your Son Go Down On Me.
Yesterday 7:32:58 AM EDT
[#1]
That is fucking ingenious
Yesterday 7:33:29 AM EDT
[#2]
That's a hard one to be mad at.
Yesterday 7:36:31 AM EDT
[#3]
Can't beat a nice stiff drink
Yesterday 7:37:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: johnspark][Edited] [#4]
He deserves a stiff sentence.

damnit....beat...
“smallish large rock of a medium size but overall tending toward average.”
Yesterday 7:39:28 AM EDT
[#5]
Miss Swamp Ass will be Miss Sore Ass.

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Yesterday 7:46:47 AM EDT
[#6]
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Ted Lobster
Yesterday 7:48:08 AM EDT
[#7]
Blackshear, Ga? Damn.....
I thought that area was pretty conservative
"The villainy you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction"
Yesterday 7:48:45 AM EDT
[#8]
I am betting this is typical Twitter bullshit.
Yesterday 7:49:44 AM EDT
[#9]

Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it..
Yesterday 7:50:32 AM EDT
[#10]
Instead of postpoining the show, they should have just postponed it for 4-6 hours
Yesterday 8:06:23 AM EDT
[#11]
If someone had been taking nitro for their heart, this idiot would have killed them.
Yesterday 8:12:01 AM EDT
[#12]
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Originally Posted By Never_A_Wick:
I am betting this is typical Twitter bullshit.
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Maybe but it’s funny as hell!

And… In before the pageant turns into a feeding frenzy.
In America, the village idiots have organized.
Yesterday 8:12:51 AM EDT
[#13]
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Originally Posted By PsyTek:
If someone had been taking nitro for their heart, this idiot would have killed them.
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In America, the village idiots have organized.
Yesterday 8:12:55 AM EDT
[#14]
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Originally Posted By PsyTek:
If someone had been taking nitro for their heart, this idiot would have killed them.
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We found Wong Foo...
Stuff I learned from A-Team: 1)Always pity da fool 2)Carry wire cutters (you may need to defuse a bomb or start a car) 3)Never trust a crazy fool 4)Carry grenade launcher/machine guns in the van 5)Know how to weld 6)Love It When A Plan Comes Together
Yesterday 8:18:59 AM EDT
[#15]
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Originally Posted By PsyTek:
If someone had been taking nitro for their heart, this idiot would have killed them.
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Did the punch taste OK to you?
Yesterday 8:26:33 AM EDT
[#16]
He should be featured on Budweiser's real men of genius
"We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared so we may always be free." Ronald Reagan 1984

"Mitch the almost dead democrat bitch"

2026, the bigger better democrat election fraud
Yesterday 8:26:38 AM EDT
[#17]
FW:FW:FW:FW:
Yesterday 8:27:07 AM EDT
[#18]
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Originally Posted By Northcountry06:
That is fucking ingenious
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Diabolically so.
Yesterday 8:32:30 AM EDT
[#19]
Lol, excellent satire!  10/10.  

Like Pinocchio's nose that gives him away, that would end the conversation about trannies being "women".  "I'm a real woman!"  (Looks down.)  "No, I don't think you are, mate."
Yesterday 8:33:40 AM EDT
[#20]
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Originally Posted By cyclone:
Blackshear, Ga? Damn.....
I thought that area was pretty conservative
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Surprised me too
Life's battles don't always go to the stronger or faster man. In the end, the one who wins is the one who thinks he can! - SCI, NRA
Team Ranstad
Yesterday 8:39:48 AM EDT
[#21]
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Originally Posted By PsyTek:
If someone had been taking nitro for their heart, this idiot would have killed them.
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If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle
Yesterday 8:41:55 AM EDT
[#22]
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Originally Posted By cyclone:
Blackshear, Ga? Damn.....
I thought that area was pretty conservative
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Well it's a completely fictional satire "article" so...

Yesterday 9:33:11 AM EDT
[#23]
Bravo, good Sir.
Find around and fuck out.
Yesterday 9:35:19 AM EDT
[#24]
What way to start your day. I will laugh about this all day long.
Yesterday 9:39:21 AM EDT
[#25]
Oh a Twitter "news" article. I am aure this totally happened
Yesterday 9:39:56 AM EDT
[#26]
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Originally Posted By PsyTek:
If some one kiddie perv had been taking nitro for their heart, this idiot genius would have killed them taken out the trash.
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Yesterday 9:44:19 AM EDT
[#27]
Yesterday 9:46:00 AM EDT
[#28]
I know it's a joke, but that is F'ing hysterical. 😂
Yesterday 9:49:22 AM EDT
[#29]
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Originally Posted By FRT:


Well it's a completely fictional satire "article" so...

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Originally Posted By FRT:
Originally Posted By cyclone:
Blackshear, Ga? Damn.....
I thought that area was pretty conservative


Well it's a completely fictional satire "article" so...



Maybe so, but an area like that wouldn't allow such to happen.......there are " people" there who wouldn't take kindly to it......it would be akin to someone trying to have a pride parade in Clayton, Ga
"The villainy you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction"
Yesterday 9:52:34 AM EDT
[#30]
Looks like AI boomer click bait.  

Probably run by some dude in pockystan.
Yesterday 9:52:40 AM EDT
[#31]
Not the hero we wanted, but the one  we needed.
Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Yesterday 9:53:22 AM EDT
[#32]
Yesterday 9:53:59 AM EDT
[#33]
Originally Posted By GGF:


Did the punch taste OK to you?
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Got a little wang to it.
All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent. -Edmund Burke
Yesterday 9:55:44 AM EDT
[#34]
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Originally Posted By motoguzzi:
Not the hero we wanted, but the one  we needed.
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He is my new hero now.  Last week it was the holdout guy in the trial.
Yesterday 9:56:06 AM EDT
[#35]
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Yesterday 9:58:12 AM EDT
[#36]
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Originally Posted By Jason280:


We found Wong Foo...
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Originally Posted By Jason280:
Originally Posted By PsyTek:
If someone had been taking nitro for their heart, this idiot would have killed them.


We found Wong Foo...


Yesterday 10:08:39 AM EDT
[#37]
Yesterday 10:09:48 AM EDT
[#38]
Not all heroes wear capes
Yesterday 10:12:01 AM EDT
[#39]
Totally believable.
When they kick out your front door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun?
Yesterday 10:15:13 AM EDT
[#40]
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Originally Posted By PsyTek:
If someone had been taking nitro for their heart, this idiot would have killed them.
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Yesterday 10:16:00 AM EDT
[#41]
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Originally Posted By Chaingun:
He should be featured on Budweiser's real men of genius
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RIP John Hobbs 5624
You will forever be missed my friend
Yesterday 10:17:33 AM EDT
[#42]
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Originally Posted By PsyTek:
If someone had been taking nitro for their heart, this idiot would have killed them.
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So?
"I miss the days of being able to shoot all commies" G.B.
Yesterday 10:18:11 AM EDT
[#43]
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Originally Posted By PsyTek:
If someone had been taking nitro for their heart, this idiot would have killed them.
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Yesterday 10:20:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 15ladder][Edited] [#44]
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Originally Posted By Northcountry06:
That is fucking ingenious
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Don't underestimate Hochul's ability to fuck things up.
Yesterday 10:20:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 15ladder][Edited] [#45]
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Originally Posted By Northcountry06:
That is fucking ingenious
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 I see at-work Christmas parties becoming... something to be talked about for months.
Don't underestimate Hochul's ability to fuck things up.
Yesterday 10:21:37 AM EDT
[#46]
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Originally Posted By Northcountry06:
That is fucking ingenious
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 I see at-work Christmas parties becoming... something to be talked about for months.
Don't underestimate Hochul's ability to fuck things up.
Yesterday 10:27:50 AM EDT
[#47]
Sometimes the thread title just makes you laugh.

I loled.
I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one.
No rules today, sport…just orders.
It’s not about how many people you kill, it’s about how many you save.
Yesterday 10:29:15 AM EDT
[#48]
Here's a picture of the brain surgeon


Ricky Hargrove


Comments on FB;

"Baby, I took one sip and my knees locked like a rusty gate. I looked like a taxidermied flamingo in sequins."

"contestants began reporting "unexpected rigidity," "aggressive posture," and "a sudden desire to lean forward at a 45 degree angle."


Yesterday 10:29:27 AM EDT
[#49]
"Oh no! I know what you want! You coveteth my ice cream bar!"
"If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?"
“When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional.”
Yesterday 10:30:33 AM EDT
[#50]
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Originally Posted By cyclone:
Blackshear, Ga? Damn.....
I thought that area was pretty conservative
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Why you think the punch bowl got spiked?  Some redneck doesn't want that shit around his kids/family/town.  

Good spike.

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