Posted: 3/29/2012 11:37:06 AM EDT
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I hate those arrogant feathered fucktards with an undying passion of which there is no vocabulary expression good enough to articulate. Should be a year round open season on them like Coyotes. Agreed. I'd kick the fuck out of one if it came at me. |
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A pigeon pulled that on me one time. The trick is to advance closer to them THEN swing your hand. They'll react to the closest body part, so if you move forward at full extension they'll back out of your range. Anyway, I landed a sold hit and it is now an ex-pigeon. Yes, I am a badass.  |
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Quoted: I don't know about that. I had two try and take up on my pier last year. They ran off easy enough. Quoted: Quoted: I had one of those bastards go off on me when I was fly fishing a few years back. They have no fear. And they are absolutely relentless. I have two pair on my pond right now––so I just don't go there. Nasty bastards, they are––but tasty.  They complained a lot when they left, but they eventually got the message. I did carry a stick just in case though.
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I got chased by one in my car once. It was messing with us at the lake, thought it was a psycho bird. Followed us to the car as we left, then started flying after us as we were driving through the park. It finally broke off the pursuit when I got out onto the road and it couldn't keep up.
I thought the feathery bastard was gonna try to PIT me or something. |
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I ride through about 4 miles of goose-infested riverside parks every day.
As long as you have eye-pro, you're gtg. eye-pro is tres important The bite is nothing. i've been smoked by amazons, cockatoos and macaws –– those guys can fuck you up. The wing-slap reminds me of a Catholic school nun. Nothing serious. It really fucks them up if you don't run away. divide by zero kind of fucks them up.. |
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I don't know about that. I had two try and take up on my pier last year. They ran off easy enough. Quoted:
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I had one of those bastards go off on me when I was fly fishing a few years back. They have no fear. And they are absolutely relentless. I have two pair on my pond right now––so I just don't go there. Nasty bastards, they are––but tasty. They complained a lot when they left, but they eventually got the message. I did carry a stick just in case though.
I'd bet they hadn't yet begun to nest. It's the nesting that makes the difference. They "occupy" the site for a couple of weeks before egg laying commences. 
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