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Link Posted: 1/20/2022 7:32:51 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/20/2022 7:35:32 PM EST
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Van Halen doesn't want brown M&Ms
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That’s fine, Ozzy wants them
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 7:36:03 PM EST
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I see an "n" in that picture... what's that stand for?  
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"people that annoy you".
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 7:37:38 PM EST
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Sounds like ESG requirements to get Larry Fink's money.
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 7:39:23 PM EST
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One of the changes being made, according to CBS News, involves the green M&M character swapping out her white heeled go-go boots for "cool, laid-back sneakers to reflect her effortless confidence."

Additionally, the green and brown M&Ms will begin to foster a more friendly relationship to act as a "force supporting women."

The red M&M will ditch his bullying tendencies and be kinder to other M&Ms and the orange M&M "embrace his true self, worries and all" in solidarity with the more "anxious" Gen Z generation.

Mars will also begin to use imagery of different shapes and sizes rather than one body size and will no longer use prefixes from characters' names that assume gender.

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Oh FFS
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 7:40:09 PM EST
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I see an "n" in that picture... what's that stand for?  
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That's a u

Eta: first post couldn't wait to get offended.

Eta2: wait they're serious
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 7:46:46 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/20/2022 7:48:50 PM EST
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No more peanut mm in my future.
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QFT
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 8:01:46 PM EST
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@kypt
Hackettstown?
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@phatmax

Yep.  I actually worked at another site, but attended meetings there occasionally.
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 8:04:22 PM EST
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I liked the tan ones back in the day.
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 8:11:10 PM EST
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So now I have to worry about if my M&M with peanuts has a penis?



JFC
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 8:21:23 PM EST
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A woke megacorp? Simply unheard of
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 8:22:23 PM EST
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So now I have to worry about if my M&M with peanuts has a penis?



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What were you expecting, they’ve got nuts.
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 8:31:00 PM EST
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What were you expecting, they’ve got nuts.
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So now I have to worry about if my M&M with peanuts has a penis?



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What were you expecting, they’ve got nuts.

You'll know shortly after it has been in your mouth for a few seconds.
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 8:38:32 PM EST
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I'll take, "what are some of the signs of an over-priveleged, bloated, decadent society?", please, Alex.
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 8:41:21 PM EST
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Another crossed off the list
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 8:46:17 PM EST
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I'll take, "what are some of the signs of an over-priveleged, bloated, decadent society?", please, Alex.
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Of course
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 8:52:29 PM EST
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Crap, surprised again.

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Link Posted: 1/20/2022 8:53:22 PM EST
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No more peanut mm in my future.
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the candy company is going to fix it all, thank God.  finally!!

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Link Posted: 1/20/2022 8:58:28 PM EST
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So when will they pull the nuts out of Snickers…? For some stupid reason.
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 9:01:34 PM EST
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So when will they pull the nuts out of Snickers…? For some stupid reason.
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Link Posted: 1/20/2022 9:01:51 PM EST
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I suppose this is in response to their stance on gender. They probably caught flack for saying there are only two genders Men and Women.
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I thought it was because the peanut butter guy looks like Trump.
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 9:04:38 PM EST
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Pretty racist of them not to include any white M&Ms
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Mmmmmm….titanium dioxide….

Can I have moooore, please?


Link Posted: 1/20/2022 9:05:26 PM EST
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So when will they pull the nuts out of Snickers…? For some stupid reason.
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They will not remove the nuts, but rather rebrand them as "handi-capable tree nutrition concentrate" on the ingredient list.
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 9:07:23 PM EST
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Lol.  Celebrating freaks and proud of it.
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 9:09:44 PM EST
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I see an "n" in that picture... what's that stand for?  
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You’re looking by at it upside down…

It’s a “u” as in “undecided”

Link Posted: 1/20/2022 9:12:09 PM EST
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No more peanut mm in my future.
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They’re getting too expensive anyways.
2020 you could get a tub for $9 or $10.

Now because of Brandon, they are $15.
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 9:19:44 PM EST
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They must have hired a c-level diversity/inclusion battalion to dream up   like this.
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One of the changes being made, according to CBS News, involves the green M&M character swapping out her white heeled go-go boots for "cool, laid-back sneakers to reflect her effortless confidence."

Additionally, the green and brown M&Ms will begin to foster a more friendly relationship to act as a "force supporting women."

The red M&M will ditch his bullying tendencies and be kinder to other M&Ms and the orange M&M "embrace his true self, worries and all" in solidarity with the more "anxious" Gen Z generation.

Mars will also begin to use imagery of different shapes and sizes rather than one body size and will no longer use prefixes from characters' names that assume gender.



They must have hired a c-level diversity/inclusion battalion to dream up   like this.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/e/environmental-social-and-governance-esg-criteria.asp  <--- that might have played a part too.  Tl:dr?  "If you are not destroying what is good about not-communism, or are not pushing for the marxist utopia, this rating system is designed to ruin your company."

ETA: Cool. Other people mentioned it first!
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 9:30:29 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/20/2022 9:31:00 PM EST
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Reeces Pieces are better anyway
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Hershey's is woke as hell.  See how much candy you can find that's not hersheys.
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 9:34:29 PM EST
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Hershey's is woke as hell.  See how much candy you can find that's not hersheys.
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Reeces Pieces are better anyway


Hershey's is woke as hell.  See how much candy you can find that's not hersheys.


Go keto and say F' to all of them
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 9:39:00 PM EST
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Go keto and say F' to all of them
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I have a chocolate shop, make their own, just around the corner. Seem to be a pretty normal place. No woke shit....

I guess they get my money now.
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 9:40:46 PM EST
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The politicalization of everything continues....
Link Posted: 1/20/2022 10:38:50 PM EST
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Pretty racist of them not to include any white M&Ms
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They make white M&Ms but still no black ones.
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 5:49:22 AM EST
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Link Posted: 1/21/2022 6:02:07 AM EST
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Stand by for M&M trannies. Green and Brown are gonna have dicks now

Link Posted: 1/21/2022 8:27:34 AM EST
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Link Posted: 1/21/2022 9:19:32 AM EST
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White power Skittles - yikes ??????
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 9:22:52 AM EST
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I have a chocolate shop, make their own, just around the corner. Seem to be a pretty normal place. No woke shit....

I guess they get my money now.
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Go keto and say F' to all of them



I have a chocolate shop, make their own, just around the corner. Seem to be a pretty normal place. No woke shit....

I guess they get my money now.


Hopefully boycotting woke megacorps will help boost sales at SMEs and such.

I'm probably being too optimistic
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 9:26:29 AM EST
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I hope they go so woke that they cancel themselves and damage the carefully constructed billion dollar brand.
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 9:28:38 AM EST
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&M's, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I make them have M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round.
I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world.

Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment.

When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to  M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ
They wrote back this week thanking me and gve me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS.

This weekend there will be a tournament of epic proportions.

There can only be one champion.
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Move over nut coal and three for free.
Link Posted: 1/21/2022 9:31:57 AM EST
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That's way too much thought over animorphic candies

The joke used to be that they had personalities, then humans are them alive.
I prefer that myself
Link Posted: 1/27/2022 8:42:03 AM EST
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M&Ms Introduce First Trans Character Who Identifies As A Skittle
Link Posted: 1/27/2022 10:15:10 AM EST
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"Offering every peanut M&M a total nut removal, free of charge. Because they are free to be themselves, nuts or no nuts"

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Link Posted: 1/27/2022 10:18:59 AM EST
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It’s a piece of candy and cartoon characters in the shape of candy are people literally so bored with their lives and jobs that they have to come up with ridiculous shit like this to remain relevant enough to not only stay on payroll but probably get payed way more than the people who actually make said product clown world 10.0
Link Posted: 1/27/2022 10:22:47 AM EST
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