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Quoted: One of the changes being made, according to CBS News, involves the green M&M character swapping out her white heeled go-go boots for "cool, laid-back sneakers to reflect her effortless confidence." Additionally, the green and brown M&Ms will begin to foster a more friendly relationship to act as a "force supporting women." The red M&M will ditch his bullying tendencies and be kinder to other M&Ms and the orange M&M "embrace his true self, worries and all" in solidarity with the more "anxious" Gen Z generation. Mars will also begin to use imagery of different shapes and sizes rather than one body size and will no longer use prefixes from characters' names that assume gender. View Quote Oh FFS |
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So now I have to worry about if my M&M with peanuts has a penis?
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Quoted: What were you expecting, they’ve got nuts. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: So now I have to worry about if my M&M with peanuts has a penis? JFC What were you expecting, they’ve got nuts. You'll know shortly after it has been in your mouth for a few seconds. |
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I'll take, "what are some of the signs of an over-priveleged, bloated, decadent society?", please, Alex.
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Quoted: No more peanut mm in my future. View Quote the candy company is going to fix it all, thank God. finally!! Attached File |
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So when will they pull the nuts out of Snickers…? For some stupid reason.
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Quoted: So when will they pull the nuts out of Snickers…? For some stupid reason. View Quote Attached File |
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Quoted: They must have hired a c-level diversity/inclusion battalion to dream up like this. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: One of the changes being made, according to CBS News, involves the green M&M character swapping out her white heeled go-go boots for "cool, laid-back sneakers to reflect her effortless confidence." Additionally, the green and brown M&Ms will begin to foster a more friendly relationship to act as a "force supporting women." The red M&M will ditch his bullying tendencies and be kinder to other M&Ms and the orange M&M "embrace his true self, worries and all" in solidarity with the more "anxious" Gen Z generation. Mars will also begin to use imagery of different shapes and sizes rather than one body size and will no longer use prefixes from characters' names that assume gender. They must have hired a c-level diversity/inclusion battalion to dream up like this. https://www.investopedia.com/terms/e/environmental-social-and-governance-esg-criteria.asp <--- that might have played a part too. Tl:dr? "If you are not destroying what is good about not-communism, or are not pushing for the marxist utopia, this rating system is designed to ruin your company." ETA: Cool. Other people mentioned it first! |
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Quoted: Hershey's is woke as hell. See how much candy you can find that's not hersheys. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Reeces Pieces are better anyway Hershey's is woke as hell. See how much candy you can find that's not hersheys. Go keto and say F' to all of them |
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Stand by for M&M trannies. Green and Brown are gonna have dicks now
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View Quote White power Skittles - yikes ?????? |
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Quoted: I have a chocolate shop, make their own, just around the corner. Seem to be a pretty normal place. No woke shit.... I guess they get my money now. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Go keto and say F' to all of them I have a chocolate shop, make their own, just around the corner. Seem to be a pretty normal place. No woke shit.... I guess they get my money now. Hopefully boycotting woke megacorps will help boost sales at SMEs and such. I'm probably being too optimistic |
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I hope they go so woke that they cancel themselves and damage the carefully constructed billion dollar brand.
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Quoted: Whenever I get a package of plain M&M's, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I make them have M&M duels. Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round. I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world. Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment. When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ They wrote back this week thanking me and gve me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS. This weekend there will be a tournament of epic proportions. There can only be one champion. View Quote Move over nut coal and three for free. |
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That's way too much thought over animorphic candies
The joke used to be that they had personalities, then humans are them alive. I prefer that myself |
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M&Ms Introduce First Trans Character Who Identifies As A Skittle |
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View Quote "Offering every peanut M&M a total nut removal, free of charge. Because they are free to be themselves, nuts or no nuts" Attached File Attached File |
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It’s a piece of candy and cartoon characters in the shape of candy are people literally so bored with their lives and jobs that they have to come up with ridiculous shit like this to remain relevant enough to not only stay on payroll but probably get payed way more than the people who actually make said product clown world 10.0
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