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Link Posted: 3/28/2012 3:20:22 AM EST
[#1]
Quoted:
That's one fine looking Troskeyite!  

The bottom half covered in that bikini shot is cause for concern.


Her CV reminds me of the associate prof that I had for Spanish class in college.

Fiery, Che-lover.  Real head case.  She lived to play nice to your face, and then stab you in the back.  Especially if you were a white male.

Sat on the boards for all the campus "democracy" causes.
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 3:20:28 AM EST
[#2]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Meh.

Good looking cunt is still a cunt.

Those fuckers are trying to TRADEMARK HIS NAME.


This is what all normal grieving parents do.  
 


pretty soon you'll see a bunch of rear window stickers on all the hoopties around teh ghetto.
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 3:21:02 AM EST
[#3]
Quoted:
The funny part is the comments on the hip hop site are almost identical to the ones here.  

Surprised she's not in the National Lawyers Guild.


Was Obama?




Link Posted: 3/28/2012 3:25:03 AM EST
[#4]
Yo, homies, it's pronounded JAZZ-MAN!
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 3:40:05 AM EST
[#5]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Meh.

Good looking cunt is still a cunt.

Those fuckers are trying to TRADEMARK HIS NAME.


This is what all normal grieving parents do.  
 



Or cash in the $100,000  life insurance  on the kid to pay for the $15,000 funeral and walk away with a tidy profit of $85,000.
As a lot of parents do in this country
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 3:57:43 AM EST
[#6]
Quoted:
Quoted:
From her website.  If Obama had a friend, his friend would have a resume that looks like this:

Attorney Profile
Jasmine Rand is currently an associate attorney and the head of the firm’s Civil Rights Department. Her evolving practice focuses on police brutality and misconduct, rape, wrongful death, and complex personal injury. Jasmine is admitted to practice in the state of Florida, and the United States District Courts for the Northern and Middle Districts of Florida.

Jasmine graduated from the University of Georgia in 2004 with a Bachelor of Arts in Political Science, a Bachelor of Arts in African American Studies, and a minor in Spanish. Prior to law school, Jasmine worked as a bilingual international union organizer throughout the United States and Canada, and she was also employed with Greenberg Traurig, LLP’s litigation department in Atlanta, Georgia.

While attending Florida State University College of Law (FSU), the Mock Trial Team, she and her partner placed first in FSU’s 2008 Intramural Competition. Jasmine also graded onto the Business Review Journal and edited legal publications. An active member of the Black Law Students Association, Jasmine won the Outstanding Member of the Year Award in 2007, served as Member at Large in 2008, and helped establish an undergraduate chapter to assist students applying to law school. Jasmine founded and served as President of Alternative Breaks, an organization in which students volunteer their Spring Break to partner with pro-bono legal services organizations and provide low income individuals with free legal services. In 2008, Jasmine interned at the Southern Poverty Law Center’s Immigrant Justice Project to work on human trafficking cases and immigrant justice issues. For her commitment to serving underprivileged communities, Jasmine graduated with a Distinguished Pro Bono Service Certificate.



someone has jungle fever



This.  Exactly what I thought.  She wants a DEEP, LONG and TURGID connection to the African American community.
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 4:02:56 AM EST
[#7]
No thanks!
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 5:00:34 AM EST
[#8]
not even remotely attracted to in the least.
ghetto skank, liberal pos actually repulses me.......
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 5:21:15 AM EST
[#9]
Eh... she strikes me as pretty average physically.  Based on the bikini photos she isn't going to get called out on pointy elbows anytime soon.
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 5:27:21 AM EST
[#10]
Huge gold plated chain around her neck.

Mrs T.  Wannabe?
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 5:42:40 AM EST
[#11]
You whitey leg humpers do not have a chance with her.



She ain't goin' back.

Link Posted: 3/28/2012 6:06:28 AM EST
[#12]
Quoted:
You whitey leg humpers do not have a chance with her.



She ain't goin' back.



Keep her

We don't want her back.
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 6:33:54 AM EST
[#13]
Quoted:
That's one fine looking Troskeyite!  

The bottom half covered in that bikini shot is cause for concern.


Some people prefer profound posteriors and they can not prevaricate.
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 6:35:31 AM EST
[#14]
I'm beginning to see Trey Trey's family's side of the story.....
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 6:41:48 AM EST
[#15]
She almost went ebonics on O'Reilly a couple of times last night when she got a little animated.

She was trying real hard to cover it up.

Not my kind of broad, not matter how hot she is.

Link Posted: 3/28/2012 6:53:09 AM EST
[#16]
Quoted:
She almost went ebonics on O'Reilly a couple of times last night when she got a little animated.

She was trying real hard to cover it up.

Not my kind of broad, not matter how hot she is.



How she sees herself:



How the black community sees her, no matter how hard she tries:

Link Posted: 3/28/2012 6:54:38 AM EST
[#17]
Quoted:
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Wp7bc2VTu78/0.jpg


Gaaaah!!

What happened to her here?





She had to earn some remarks from Obama.
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 6:59:59 AM EST
[#18]
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 7:00:07 AM EST
[#19]



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Yo, homies, it's pronounded JAZZ-MAN!


it's rat man
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 7:03:19 AM EST
[#20]
That doesn't look like the mumble mouth bumpkin they had before.....
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 7:06:01 AM EST
[#21]
Quoted:
Here she is after getting detailed out.  Meh, a little better maybe...

http://parkscrump.com/assets/pc_profile_jasmine.png


Link Posted: 3/28/2012 7:10:31 AM EST
[#22]
1st two replies delivered.  
 
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 7:14:03 AM EST
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
From her website.  If Obama had a friend, his friend would have a resume that looks like this:

Attorney Profile
Jasmine Rand is currently an associate attorney and the head of the firm’s Civil Rights Department. Her evolving practice focuses on police brutality and misconduct, rape, wrongful death, and complex personal injury. Jasmine is admitted to practice in the state of Florida, and the United States District Courts for the Northern and Middle Districts of Florida.

Jasmine graduated from the University of Georgia in 2004 with a Bachelor of Arts in Political Science, a Bachelor of Arts in African American Studies, and a minor in Spanish. Prior to law school, Jasmine worked as a bilingual international union organizer throughout the United States and Canada, and she was also employed with Greenberg Traurig, LLP’s litigation department in Atlanta, Georgia.

While attending Florida State University College of Law (FSU), the Mock Trial Team, she and her partner placed first in FSU’s 2008 Intramural Competition. Jasmine also graded onto the Business Review Journal and edited legal publications. An active member of the Black Law Students Association, Jasmine won the Outstanding Member of the Year Award in 2007, served as Member at Large in 2008, and helped establish an undergraduate chapter to assist students applying to law school. Jasmine founded and served as President of Alternative Breaks, an organization in which students volunteer their Spring Break to partner with pro-bono legal services organizations and provide low income individuals with free legal services. In 2008, Jasmine interned at the Southern Poverty Law Center’s Immigrant Justice Project to work on human trafficking cases and immigrant justice issues. For her commitment to serving underprivileged communities, Jasmine graduated with a Distinguished Pro Bono Service Certificate.






SKANK!!!!!!LIB BITCH!!
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 7:15:59 AM EST
[#24]
Quoted:
not even remotely attracted to in the least.
ghetto skank, liberal pos actually repulses me.......


FTW!!!
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 7:18:26 AM EST
[#25]
Okay I changed my mind... I would n't hit it!

I was just kidding!
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 7:20:19 AM EST
[#26]
Not bad, but something tells me she would be unimpressed with my equipment.
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 7:23:15 AM EST
[#27]
Quoted:
Quoted:
She almost went ebonics on O'Reilly a couple of times last night when she got a little animated.

She was trying real hard to cover it up.

Not my kind of broad, not matter how hot she is.



How she sees herself:

http://www.i-am-possible.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/blk-superwoman.jpg

How the black community sees her, no matter how hard she tries:

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0808/white-rednecks-throwing-up-gang-signs-demotivational-poster-1218415907.jpg


Gang signs? I thought they were Star Trek fans
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 7:24:58 AM EST
[#28]



Quoted:



Quoted:


Quoted:

She almost went ebonics on O'Reilly a couple of times last night when she got a little animated.



She was trying real hard to cover it up.



Not my kind of broad, not matter how hot she is.







How she sees herself:



http://www.i-am-possible.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/blk-superwoman.jpg



How the black community sees her, no matter how hard she tries:



http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0808/white-rednecks-throwing-up-gang-signs-demotivational-poster-1218415907.jpg




Gang signs? I thought they were Star Trek fans







 



live long and... what?
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 7:26:53 AM EST
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Meh.

Good looking cunt is still a cunt.

Those fuckers are trying to TRADEMARK HIS NAME.



Shit apples don't fall far from the shit tree.


OMGOMGOMG when did you show up here? Where's BoBandy?!

You and MustardTiger need to get together.
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 3:07:56 PM EST
[#30]
Quoted:
That's one fine looking Troskeyite!  

The bottom half covered in that bikini shot is cause for concern.


You would grudge fuck her with your South Pole and don't deny it.
Link Posted: 3/28/2012 3:14:25 PM EST
[#31]
Quoted:
Fuckin first post nailed it. After i did first.




Rip IceTray. Taste the rainbow.


Best laugh all week so far!
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