Mayor puts the “M” in MILF (Page 3 of 3)
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Originally Posted By notjoemama: LMFAO!! I'm gonna steal that one. The way I heard it was "Ed Zachary disease" with an Asian accent. "Your face rooks edzachery rike your ass". |
Originally Posted By CplRick:
The line of credit on the Race Card is maxed out, sorry.
Originally Posted By refurb:
Your life isn't actually longer if you don't drink. It just feels like it is.
The line of credit on the Race Card is maxed out, sorry.
Originally Posted By refurb:
Your life isn't actually longer if you don't drink. It just feels like it is.
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Originally Posted By M-231: I've been working in Minnesota for the last two months, in the twin cities area. I have had no reason to leave the hotel room. The virtue signaling is so bad. I used to work for a company based in the Twin Cities-area in the '90s. It was a little Lefty like Austin, but I liked when they brought me up there a couple of times a year. At that time the area hadn't gone off the rails and turned full Socialist. Liked to eat and hit the stores in the Uptown area and walk around the Lake of the Isles. Was able to visit a good friend who has since passed away. We'd walk around the lake for hours, just talking. Miss you Betsy. 
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Originally Posted By chmodx: She looks like the type of woman who sticks a bicycle pump in her pussy and puffs it up. Then she queefs into a pickle jar to sniff it later on. This is oddly specific, so we're left to presume that you must have paid a hooker to do this whilst you watch and touch yourself. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. |
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Originally Posted By RTX: This is oddly specific, so we're left to presume that you must have paid a hooker to do this whilst you watch and touch yourself. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. Originally Posted By RTX: Originally Posted By chmodx: She looks like the type of woman who sticks a bicycle pump in her pussy and puffs it up. Then she queefs into a pickle jar to sniff it later on. This is oddly specific, so we're left to presume that you must have paid a hooker to do this whilst you watch and touch yourself. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. I'm proud to say that I've never once in my entire life paid money to have sex with a prostitute. And I'll tell you this. They get so mad. (Credit to Anthony Jeselnik) |
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Originally Posted By Yankee-Carpet-Bagger: https://media1.tenor.com/m/bbmprs4GsHUAAAAd/kingpin-nsfw.gif Someone on here would chow down on that sourdough bread starter kit. 
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Originally Posted By chmodx: She looks like the type of woman who sticks a bicycle pump in her pussy and puffs it up. Then she queefs into a pickle jar to sniff it later on. This is a whole thread of its own just waiting to happen. 
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