Posted: 7/26/2008 8:50:37 PM EDT
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A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding >> anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet >> beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an >> exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this >> time, I will grant you each a wish.' The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to >> travel around the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her >> magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in >> her hands. The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very >> romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry >> my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.The wife, >> and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the >> fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old. >> The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember >> fairies are female..... |
