Posted: 3/4/2007 7:26:15 AM EDT
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Okay bear with me here, but I believe I have uncovered somthing that has made a certain part of my day wonderfully efficent. We all know fiber makes you "smooth", but I want aware how much smooter you could get. Well, I began taking metamucil in the morning and at night, at more than double the recomended dosage. And I can tell you right now I am as SMOOTH AS ICE! Why do I bring this up? Because taking a shit seriously hinders your day at times: you are in class and have to take a huge duce, or out in the woods, or in some tactical sgt sugarcookie situation when you can let your guard down too long. The time it takes me to drop on hase decreased at least by 25 percent. I am serious! Try it. I wipe less aswell, this is seriously a miracle supplement! I am not be facecious here, take my word for it and try it. |
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Watch out! You think you will be able to stop anytime you want mr smooth NONONO. Use a little more then a little more and over time your gonna be buying that shit in 5 gallon buckets. Once your hooked and your hooked you'll always know where your next fix is coming from. Then one day the freight train will come to a grinding halt and you'll push so hard the hernia pain will start. A friend told me about how it happened to him. 
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| Well I did a little research and thought about the recomendation that I start taking castor oil or mineral oil in conjunction with metamucil for maximum efficency and smoothness. Mineral oil is a pertoleum product, so I dont think I want to put it in my body. Castor oil comes from highly poisionous seeds, but seems safer from my reading. Thus I wrote castor oil plus another jar of metamucil on Mom's grocery list. Hopefully I will have results of combining the two and using them in copious amounts by the weekend. As long as castor oil doesnt make me hurl I will have some morning and night along with the metamucil. |