Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
BCM
User Panel

Page / 4
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 9:43:49 PM EDT
[#1]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
millennials are over the age of 30 now, those are zoomers.
View Quote

Wrong answer. millennials can still be as young as 27.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 9:43:51 PM EDT
[#2]
Remember, they’ll soon be in the positions to decide how much you pay for your dick pills and blood thinners. As well as deciding which home you go to.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 9:44:45 PM EDT
[#3]
Bold of you to assume we own freestanding clocks.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 9:45:27 PM EDT
[#4]
Lumping 80s born children into millennials should be a crime. I'm 87' and have a great fucking work ethic and addiction to making money.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 9:46:57 PM EDT
[#5]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Lumping 80s born children into millennials should be a crime. I'm 87' and have a great fucking work ethic and addiction to making money.
View Quote

The problem is most people who whinge about millennials have no idea what age range the generation covers.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 9:47:43 PM EDT
[#6]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Lumping 80s born children into millennials should be a crime. I'm 87' and have a great fucking work ethic and addiction to making money.
View Quote


1983 here - I align more with GenX.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 9:48:37 PM EDT
[#7]
What am I going to be late for?
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 9:48:37 PM EDT
[#8]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:

The problem is most people who whinge about millennials have no idea what age range the generation covers.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
Lumping 80s born children into millennials should be a crime. I'm 87' and have a great fucking work ethic and addiction to making money.

The problem is most people who whinge about millennials have no idea what age range the generation covers.
Simple:
Millennials are anybody younger than you who annoy you.

Boomers are anybody older than you who annoy you.


Link Posted: 3/12/2023 9:49:09 PM EDT
[#9]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:

The problem is most people who whinge about millennials have no idea what age range the generation covers.
View Quote

This, to a boomer everyone under the age of 87 is a millennial.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 9:49:15 PM EDT
[#10]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:

My fancy coffee maker automatically adjusted

So did my alarm clock

So did my car

So did my work watch

Not our fault OP uses an ancient alarm clock.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Oh no, my microwave isn't going to go off and wake me up.


Do they know how to set the time on their fancy coffee maker?

My fancy coffee maker automatically adjusted

So did my alarm clock

So did my car

So did my work watch

Not our fault OP uses an ancient alarm clock.


My simple coffee maker is not internet enabled. It does make good coffee, just not the yuppie stuff. I am retire$ and don’t need an alarm clock. My car and watch adjust themselves.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 9:49:46 PM EDT
[#11]
People who didn’t show up on time before will not change because clocks change. The whole thing needs to be abolished.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 9:53:14 PM EDT
[#12]
I wonder if OP really was trying to be semi-serious?

No one has used an alarm clock in 10-15 years at least.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 9:54:06 PM EDT
[#13]
Turned 40 last year. Adjusted all our clocks today to the commie DST which means nothing and is useless and inferior to ST.

Also know how to give correct change.

But I did realize I hadn't flipped the classic car calendar to the current month when I went out to the garage to do some work this afternoon.



Is there anyone who can honesty read all of the above and think "millennial"?


(F you boomer)
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 9:55:07 PM EDT
[#14]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:


1983 here - I align more with GenX.
View Quote




'82 here and he's right.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 9:56:39 PM EDT
[#15]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:



That is funny, my car sets the time by itself.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
I had to look in the owners manual in my car to remind me how.
-genx




That is funny, my car sets the time by itself.


you say that like it's a good thing.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 9:56:55 PM EDT
[#16]
Good to go
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 9:57:25 PM EDT
[#17]
Gen X are just Diet Boomers, although they are stuck in the 80's way more than the OG boomers are stuck in the 60's/70's.

My Millennial phone updated just fine and I'll be early to work tomorrow unlike my Boomer and Diet Boomer co-workers who are always late.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 9:58:35 PM EDT
[#18]
Damn, that was so funny I forgot to laugh.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 9:58:41 PM EDT
[#19]
My phone that auto-adjusts itself is my alarm clock.

Not that it matters, since I'm also one of those lazy millennials that works from home and rolls out of bed straight into my work chair.  
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 10:02:01 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Get ready for them all to be late tomorrow. They think all clocks auto adjust

Bet on it
View Quote


They likely don't own a clock other than their smart phones, and those do auto adjust.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 10:05:03 PM EDT
[#21]
My parents still use this they are 73 and 75



My alarm clock is my toddler's. Set everyday for 7am wake up jumping onto me.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 10:05:57 PM EDT
[#22]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:


I bet they also don’t know how to adjust their alarm clock.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
millennials are over the age of 30 now, those are zoomers.


I bet they also don’t know how to adjust their alarm clock.


How many millenials, nevermind zoomers, actually use 'alarm clocks' that need to be set?
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 10:08:05 PM EDT
[#23]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Gen X are just Diet Boomers, although they are stuck in the 80's way more than the OG boomers are stuck in the 60's/70's.

My Millennial phone updated just fine and I'll be early to work tomorrow unlike my Boomer and Diet Boomer co-workers who are always late.
View Quote


bullshit. I'm stuck in the 90s.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 10:08:42 PM EDT
[#24]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Oh no, my microwave isn't going to go off and wake me up.
View Quote


Should have been first post.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 10:11:58 PM EDT
[#25]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
millennials are over the age of 30 now, those are zoomers.
View Quote

everyone who is younger than you is a millennial, everyone older is a boomer, regardless of anyone's age
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 10:26:19 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Get ready for them all to be late tomorrow. They think all clocks auto adjust

Bet on it
View Quote


$1,000 I’m not late tomorrow. I’m a millennial. You’re too ignorant to view a millennial as what they are. Mid to late 30s with a career, house and family.


I take cash, Venmo, PayPal, zelle, check, master card, discover, American Express and Visa.


Ignorant boomer.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 10:32:53 PM EDT
[#27]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:


$1,000 I’m not late tomorrow. I’m a millennial. You’re too ignorant to view a millennial as what they are. Mid to late 30s with a career, house and family.


I take cash, Venmo, PayPal, zelle, check, master card, discover, American Express and Visa.


Ignorant boomer.
View Quote


You won't get a response, he fell asleep watching "murder she wrote" in the armchair again.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 10:33:20 PM EDT
[#28]
I don’t think I personally know a single person under 80 that actually uses a bedside alarm clock for waking up….everyone uses their cell phone for an alarm
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 10:34:39 PM EDT
[#29]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
I don’t think I personally know a single person under 80 that actually uses a bedside alarm clock for waking up….everyone uses their cell phone for an alarm
View Quote


I'm 37, I don't use the phone for that unless I'm travelling. I don't trust that it'll wake me up at home.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 10:36:41 PM EDT
[#30]
I adjusted my sun dial.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 10:36:49 PM EDT
[#31]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
I don’t think I personally know a single person under 80 that actually uses a bedside alarm clock for waking up….everyone uses their cell phone for an alarm
View Quote


Then how do they hit the snooze button or know what time it is when they get up to piss in the middle of the night?

There’s no snooze button on a smart phone.

How do these bastards hit the snooze button!!!!????
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 10:37:46 PM EDT
[#32]
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 10:39:53 PM EDT
[#33]
Ok, Boomer. I adjust multiple clocks in my house every time the power goes out. Give me a break.
Link Posted: 3/12/2023 10:43:27 PM EDT
[#34]
Guys help, I need to be up early for work and don't know how to use this thing!



Link Posted: 3/12/2023 10:46:08 PM EDT
[#35]
Op sponsored by

Link Posted: 3/13/2023 4:53:37 AM EDT
[#36]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
I don’t think I personally know a single person under 80 that actually uses a bedside alarm clock for waking up….everyone uses their cell phone for an alarm
View Quote

I still do but only because it's sitting on the other side of the room so I have to get up to go turn it off.  

Night shift/no alarms ftw

Day shift sucks
Link Posted: 3/13/2023 5:52:30 AM EDT
[#37]
OP still actually uses an alarm clock? In the 21st century?!
Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 3/13/2023 5:59:41 AM EDT
[#38]
@spidey07
Link Posted: 3/13/2023 6:17:50 AM EDT
[#39]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:

Lmao. I’m guessing most younger people use their phones as alarm clocks, which auto adjust. The future is now, old man.
View Quote

Link Posted: 3/13/2023 6:20:56 AM EDT
[#40]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
What in the boomer is going on in here.
View Quote


OP adjusted his sundial and tried to joke about younger people using technology.
Link Posted: 3/13/2023 6:23:42 AM EDT
[#41]
Most of them use their phones for alarms which do auto adjust...

I didn't have anyone show up late yesterday.
Link Posted: 3/13/2023 6:27:03 AM EDT
[#42]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:


Then how do they hit the snooze button or know what time it is when they get up to piss in the middle of the night?

There’s no snooze button on a smart phone.

How do these bastards hit the snooze button!!!!????
View Quote



Are you serious?

Link Posted: 3/13/2023 6:28:19 AM EDT
[#43]
This millennial doesn't have an issue.
Link Posted: 3/13/2023 6:29:05 AM EDT
[#44]
Who the fuck still uses an analog alarm clock?
Link Posted: 3/13/2023 6:32:56 AM EDT
[#45]
Damn OP, how did I manage to wake up on time without adjusting a single clock? Especially since I'm just days short of qualifying as a Zoomer....
Link Posted: 3/13/2023 6:35:44 AM EDT
[#46]
Who has a clock besides smart devices that auto update anymore?
Link Posted: 3/13/2023 6:40:06 AM EDT
[#47]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Who has a clock besides smart devices that auto update anymore?
View Quote


OP uses a sundial and his rooster wakes him up in the morning.
Link Posted: 3/13/2023 6:43:42 AM EDT
[#48]
lol, this site sometimes. Boomers get but hurt whenever you make fun of them, but are free to mock millennials at any chance they get.

gen x also get a free pass as well.
Link Posted: 3/13/2023 6:45:54 AM EDT
[#49]
OP seriously thinks millennials use an alarm clock and not there phones for setting alarms?

Link Posted: 3/13/2023 6:56:41 AM EDT
[#50]
Had a guy on my last ship, was always an hour early or an hour late. Come to find out he didn't know you could set your alarm by the minute.

When crossing time zones the ship would change time at 0200. Same guy would set his alarm for 0200, wake everyone up and change the time on his clock rather than setting it before he hit his rack. He got promptly schooled on that.

One more, same guy would disappear in the morning. In talking with him he said in the morning he always has to take a shit and when he was in high school he'd get about half way there and have to go home to take a shit. I told him to not drink milk in the morning. Problem solved.
Page / 4
Close Join Our Mail List to Stay Up To Date! Win a FREE Membership!

Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!

You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.


By signing up you agree to our User Agreement. *Must have a registered ARFCOM account to win.
Top Top