[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Mods please delete (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 6/1/2011 10:36:12 AM EDT
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Unfortunately, when google searching for my gfs cookie site, this thread comes up multiple times and she isn't too happy about the joke I made in regards to her picture. She nows it was all in good fun, but if you will please delete, we will send you a free cookie.
Thanks, Daniel |
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So my girlfriend and I are in little Mexico last night delivering some cookies for her business. She makes custom sugar cookies for people and will make whatever the customer asks for as long they pay. This happened to be an order of penis cookies for a bachelorette party. So we turn onto the cross street from the main road and see an unmarked car turn off of the street we were going on to, I proceed to trun onto said street and as I am doing so, the cops flip a bitch and come in right behind us. So they turn on the ligths and pull us over. My first thought was, in all honesty, "What the hell are they pulling me over for? I signaled and my car is up to spec." Cop comes up in a tac-vest looking like he's getting ready to go wage war whil his partner stands off the rear passenger side fender weapon drawn, only reason I saw it was he had a light mounted on it and turned it on as he pulled it out. I ask him why we're being pulled over and he tells me he wants me ID first, I give it to him and he then proceeds to tell me that I did not signal for 100ft before turning left. We all know this a bullshit stop and that he just wanted to know who the fuck I was. He then asks what I do fro a living, mortuary service, and then we talk shop for a bit while he's running my shit. Everything turned out ok and he lets us go with a friendly reminder to "properly use your signals". Sorry, no blading, no tasers, and they didn't even sexually harrass my girl. Daniel Your Vic matched one on a BOLO, shoulda offered him a dick cookie  Be a nice way to tell him to eat a dick
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Quoted: Should have offered them cookies. And said "Here have a cookie. It's a prick for a prick."  Isn't it great how cops can lie and make shit up and we are all just supposed to be happy with it and accept it. If a cop will lie about little petty shit then what else will he lie about? |
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Quoted: I'll do one better and post a pic of her and her hairy pussy. It's not the best pic of her but you get the idea. http://i51.tinypic.com/np2t1t.jpg For the cookies go to her site at www.aucourantcookieco.etsy.com Intentionally left cold. The "adult cookies" are in a specified section of the site with warnings and whatnot so I don't think I'll get in trouble for it. Daniel http://www.etsy.com/shop/aucourantcookieco Click the adult cookie pic with the face on it. What is that below her lip? |
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Could she make me some cookies? Yeah order through her site. She has a device that she uses to project images onto cookies when its a specific request so she can do just about whatever image you want. More complicated images are more expensive however. Daniel |
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I'll do one better and post a pic of her and her hairy pussy. It's not the best pic of her but you get the idea. http://i51.tinypic.com/np2t1t.jpg So your girlfriend makes dick cookies & plays with dead cats... . . . . Interesting. |
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I'll do one better and post a pic of her and her hairy pussy. It's not the best pic of her but you get the idea. http://i51.tinypic.com/np2t1t.jpg For the cookies go to her site at www.aucourantcookieco.etsy.com Intentionally left cold. The "adult cookies" are in a specified section of the site with warnings and whatnot so I don't think I'll get in trouble for it. Daniel http://www.etsy.com/shop/aucourantcookieco Click the adult cookie pic with the face on it. What is that below her lip? A piercing. |
If you were in Little Mexico, their would clearly have been a carrying permit paid on those cookies. Thats one thing I'm Jealous of their procedure about, homemade cookies at that. Least a two cookie fee.
So your story must be false. 
Flag is hereby withdrawn and apologies rendered due to pic of girlfriend with hairy pussy. Mu bad. J/K TX. guys. |
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I'll do one better and post a pic of her and her hairy pussy. It's not the best pic of her but you get the idea. http://i51.tinypic.com/np2t1t.jpg So your girlfriend makes dick cookies & plays with dead cats... . . . . Interesting. Not dead, just old and blind. |
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I'll do one better and post a pic of her and her hairy pussy. It's not the best pic of her but you get the idea. http://i51.tinypic.com/np2t1t.jpg . That is one happy lookin pussy. |
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Could she make me some cookies? Yeah order through her site. She has a device that she uses to project images onto cookies when its a specific request so she can do just about whatever image you want. More complicated images are more expensive however. Daniel I have some ideas! 
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Quoted: I have to say.. I saw no reason for you to bring the dick cookies in to the story.. Perfect opportunity if there ever was one to tell the officer to eat a bag of dicks and then hand him one. This is the comedic opportunity that only comes around once a millenia, fail. 
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Someone should so photoshop obama's face on to the dick cookies.
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Actually, he looks like he has a long neck and a huge rack. |
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OH LAWD!!!! |
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At least your officer made up a reason to pull you over, last time I got pulled over for no reason (I admit, I get pulled over with plenty of reason often enough) the officer told me he would think of a reason. And people wonder why many don't trust the police 
Fucking shameful
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