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AR15.COM
9/13/2013 4:59:12 AM EDT
Mom Privilege is:

* no one ever questions your job situation because it's just assumed you "made the right choice for your family" regardless
* saying whatever you want because of your mom status and not only being unpunishable, it automatically boosts your argument
* being able to hug and kiss and cuddle with your kids and other people's kids because no one ever suspects moms of being pedophiles
* forming political action groups with "Moms For..." and "Moms Against" that instantly carry more weight
* being able to assault male strangers for any reason as long as you perceive them as a trying to harm your child
* driving like an idiot to get your kids to school on time and mentally justifying all the fender benders and street signs you've done it
* giving out food and candy at school and sports events and no one ever questions that it's been tampered with
* getting to call out sick from work for any reasons as long as it involves your kids

Check your privilege, moms.