[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Motorcycle Personality Test... (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 12/17/2015 12:55:51 PM EDT
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run through the questions, uncheck the box at the end...post results.
Some funny questions in there... Motorcycle Personality Test Looks like I might need to go shopping this weekend... Yamaha FJR1300 "You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding. You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday? " |
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Yamaha FJR1300. You scored -3 moxie, 7 zeal, and 2 pomp!
Not familiar with the model, so I googled it. The AE/AS model has an electronically controlled clutch and gear shifting system called YCC-S. GO. FUCK. YOURSELF. I want a bike, not an Accord on two wheels. |
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Yamaha FJR1300. You scored -3 moxie, 7 zeal, and 2 pomp! Not familiar with the model, so I googled it. GO. FUCK. YOURSELF. I want a bike, not an Accord on two wheels. Quoted:
Yamaha FJR1300. You scored -3 moxie, 7 zeal, and 2 pomp! Not familiar with the model, so I googled it. The AE/AS model has an electronically controlled clutch and gear shifting system called YCC-S. GO. FUCK. YOURSELF. I want a bike, not an Accord on two wheels. Most of those are manuals.the auto was am option |
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Your result for The Motorcycle Personality Test ... BMW R1150GS You scored 7 moxie, 11 zeal, and -4 pomp! http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/11908079280368004014.jpeg___1_500_1_500_cb94de6a_.png Meh, could be worse. Yea but you get points for it not even being a current model. |
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Huh. I would have figured myself as a Yamaha FJ1300 guy. Moto Guzzi V11 You scored 2 moxie, 8 zeal, and -5 pomp! You've ridden 'em all. You love riding, and you're at the peak of your game. You develop irrational love for unusual motorcycles, and the latest acquisition is a sweet Moto Guzzi. You are the most likely among the personality types to own a garage full of esoteric old bikes awaiting restoration. |
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You're addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don't really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself. Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I've seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.) It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.) |
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Huh... You scored 5 moxie, 14 zeal, and 1 pomp! Yamaha FJR 1300  Funny thing is I owned a '13 FJR and wasn't too impressed with it; it was overweight and a bit boring so traded it off rather quickly.... now the Kawasaki Ninja 1000 with the KQR hard saddlebags, I'd be all over that 
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FJR1300 which is funny because I want one really bad. Any current owners of the FJR on here? I had an FJR for 6 months. Awesome bike. Flawless road bike. Plenty of power, easily delivered. Uber comfy with bar risers. I loved the adjustable windshield. Just not the right bike for me. They dont do offroad very well
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Ducati 996
You exhibit an overexuberance in all respects that cannot be satisfied. Your attitude and ego are over the top, yet you actually have the skills to match. Its infuriating. People would hate you, but you're too damned nice. You always ride like its your last day to live, and leave bystanders vaguely aroused. Your bike is the Ducati 996. Sex on wheels. Funny. I have two Ducatis: a Paul Smart and a Multistrada. |
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Your result for The Motorcycle Personality Test ... 600cc Sportbike You scored 14 moxie, 4 zeal, and 5 pomp! 600cc Sportbike You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it. You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay. When you're riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You're not a bad rider, but you're just not as good as you think you are.) On a hot day, you're likely to be seen weaving through highway traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your back. The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or (b) become more acutely conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes. Take it to the track. You'll live longer. |
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Your result for The Motorcycle Personality Test ... 600cc Sportbike You scored 14 moxie, 4 zeal, and 5 pomp! 600cc Sportbike You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it. You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay. When you're riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You're not a bad rider, but you're just not as good as you think you are.) On a hot day, you're likely to be seen weaving through highway traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your back. The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or (b) become more acutely conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes. Take it to the track. You'll live longer. 
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