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Posted: 4/2/2023 8:28:09 PM EDT
[#1]
Chuck Norris taught Aquaman how to blow bubbles
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Posted: 4/7/2023 3:36:00 PM EDT
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Do you know why Sr. Chuckster has never starred in a Western? The high-noon shootout is no fun when one of the guys keeps playfully snatching the boolits out of the air.
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Posted: 4/15/2023 7:06:29 PM EDT
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The Chuckster's Hobby Horse from when he was a mere Brat has been entered into this years Kentucky Derby.
The Bookies are taking bets NOT who will win but which nag will be second place. |
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Posted: 4/21/2023 8:10:11 PM EDT
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And then, there was that one time that Sr. Chuckster farted in the Sahara jungle...
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Posted: 4/22/2023 5:30:04 PM EDT
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Didja know Sr. Chuckster is a member of the NRA?
 https://list.ly/list/44n-celebrity-nra-members#:~:text=Chuck%20Norris%20is%20the%20epitome%20of%20the%20classic,NRA%20television%20ads%2C%20and%20advocates%20firearm%20possession%20often |
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Posted: 4/25/2023 12:58:06 PM EDT
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Aliens have never visited planet earth.
They are too afraid while Chuck is alive. |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 3:53:10 PM EDT
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Just wondering what kind of medal Sir Chuckster is giving His Mother.
My money is that he went here:  Daily flower auction in Netherlands - Fastest auction in Europe? |
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Posted: 5/16/2023 11:09:35 PM EDT
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Chuck Norris taught The Silver Surfer how to Hang Eleven
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Posted: 5/20/2023 5:38:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Just wondering what kind of medal Sir Chuckster is giving His Mother. My money is that he went here:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0mViWsiTWgNo freeloading. Most guys just get into a car by the doors. Sr. Chuckster, however, just HAS to be different:   |
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Posted: 5/20/2023 5:46:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Aliens have never visited planet earth. They are too afraid while Chuck is alive. |
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Posted: 6/2/2023 6:58:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/2/2023 7:05:08 PM EDT
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Chuck Norris IS the Fifth Element
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Posted: 6/16/2023 3:00:34 PM EDT
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I never COULD solve one of those things!!!
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Posted: 6/30/2023 5:51:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/30/2023 6:01:26 PM EDT
[#15]
Chuck has counted to infinity—-
Twice. |
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Posted: 6/30/2023 6:14:44 PM EDT
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Chuck Norris ordered chick-fil-a on a sunday.
Chuck Norris ordered a big Mac at burger King and got it. |
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Posted: 6/30/2023 10:45:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Chuck has counted to infinity—- Twice. |
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Posted: 6/30/2023 10:55:59 PM EDT
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When he was born Chuck Norris slapped the Doctor and made him cry
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Posted: 6/30/2023 11:43:05 PM EDT
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Chuck Norris calls 911 to order pizza, in order to avoid a real emergency they deliver it.
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Posted: 7/1/2023 10:34:40 AM EDT
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Chuck Norris can load ammunition backwards in the magazine and it will still shoot properly.
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Posted: 7/1/2023 10:48:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Chuck Norris can load ammunition backwards in the magazine and it will still shoot properly.  |
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Posted: 7/1/2023 12:33:19 PM EDT
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Once while vacationing in Europe, Chuck Norris went for a casual bicycle ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris once won the Iron Chef contest by microwaving Hot Pockets. |
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Posted: 7/4/2023 5:21:13 PM EDT
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Chuck Norris doesn't always win: He was denied permission to set off Hiz 1 Gigaton Cherry Bomb
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Posted: 7/4/2023 5:45:29 PM EDT
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A sad day indeed.
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Posted: 7/5/2023 12:05:49 AM EDT
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Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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Posted: 7/31/2023 11:51:07 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2023 3:10:21 PM EDT
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Chuck Norris built a log cabin using no tools other than his bare hands. He was later born in that same cabin.
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Posted: 8/10/2023 4:52:08 AM EDT
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Didja hear that Sr. Chuckster had to stop hanging his shorts on the line to dry? Too many women downwind were getting pregnant.
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Posted: 8/19/2023 11:28:31 PM EDT
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Troof!
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Posted: 8/26/2023 7:41:28 PM EDT
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