Mt Dew Bigfoot challenge (Page 2 of 2)
| Timely, I just dreamt about Bigfoot last night. A big one came out of the woods while I was mowing grass on the ZT and I plugged him with 3 rounds from my .44 mag SBH. I was using a 270 grain flat point at ~1,250 fps. The first round went high into his shoulder and the impact stunned him, but he was still very much in the fight. As we drew closer (not sure who was manning the sticks while I was cocking and shooting) I fired another straight into center mass. This sent him reeling backwards off his feet while I cocked again and let loose another round, striking him in the groin. Bigfeet hate to get shot in the dick. Anyways, that was my Bigfoot battle dream last night. |
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Originally Posted By SeanRDFA: It would be awkward if you went looking for Bigfoot to win money and accidentally found Mothman. Imagine that could go a few ways. 1: Arrested for hunting mothman out of season. 2: Getting the consolation prize of a new set of ginsu steak knives. 3: Gettting your head ripped off by bigfoot for fucking wifh his drinking buddy mothman. 4: Finding out mathman & bigfoot are real and you are make believe. 5: showing up the collection point only to find out it is being ran by mothmen and big feet and they are proccessing humans. ( the cryptid reverse uno card ) One thing this thread taught me is Mt Dew makes a adult beverage. Never knew that. |
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Originally Posted By CypressCity: I cannot think of a drink Id have less than zero interest in ever consuming more than Hard Mtn Dew but I gotta hand it to the marketing team on the Bigfoot Bounty idea lol. I mix Mt Dew and Angry Orchard 50/50 and drink it, everyone who has tried it loves it. |
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Originally Posted By SeanRDFA: Perfect  Yeah - this is structured to not pay you your 600k net of taxes. They aren’t serious, but if there were, it would be no problem to get them an encounter. The catch is they need to send their “expert” to the field to collect and experience the evidence. |