Posted: 12/15/2006 10:52:00 AM EDT
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It's true. His name is used to frighten Chinese Muslim children who misbehave Linky… Now you know why China's muslims don't act up.  ANdy |
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Had some today at the Mongolian Grill but the sauce wasn't hot enough. There was however a interesting asian girl who refilled our drinks and was busing tables in the area where we sat and kept giving me the eye, and when she would see me checking her out would smile alot and hold eye contact. You know nothing serious though. Thing is though my wife who had her back turned to ole girl finally looked up at me when she finished her egg drop soup and told me I had a gob of lo mein noodles on the front of my shirt. Was taking them off my shirt with my hand when I looked up at my little lotus blossom and she and one of her co-workers who were standing a few feet away laughing at me and the one that I thought was pretty fine had to cover her mouth with her hand because she had the most God-awful set of buck teeth you could ever imagine ! So much for feeling like your young and studley again. 
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Aw man, I LOVE that place! But the Mongolian buck teeth... I am hungry now! |
Uhh...I'm not too certain about this entry's historical veracity...
...considering Ernest Hemingway wasn't born until 1899--four years after the General's death. Perhaps he is the real inventor of the Doc's time machine/DeLorean.  EDIT: grammar. |