My girlfriend gave me a ration of shit recently for destroying a La Perla bra and a pair of her Fogal pantyhose.
She left them in my bedroom after spending the weekend together, which is our custom.
I put in a load of laundry, and tossed her stuff in with mine.
Apparently bras and hosiery needs to be washed in a zippered mesh bag, baptized in the tears of unicorns and blessed by Gregorian Monks.
That's great and all, but how the hell is a guy supposed to know that?
Apparently they get washed on the gentle cycle with a gentle detergent too. How the fuck is "Dreft" brand laundry detergent better than Tide?
I took my lumps like a man, because I enjoy having her here.
But ... what ... the ... fuck?
And why does a freaking bra cost north of a hundred bucks?
I'm just a simple man who is extremely confused.