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Posted: 5/2/2017 2:09:45 PM EST
Because they're moving with a shit ton of limes on it. What to do with them all? Drink Coronas? Key lime pie?
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I guess that would depend on if they are Key Limes or not.
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 2:12:06 PM EST
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Yes
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 2:12:13 PM EST
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Start buying cachaça and make a shit ton of caipirinhas
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 2:16:43 PM EST
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No,

Drink Dos Equis. The green bottle
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 2:18:18 PM EST
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Because they're moving with a shit ton of limes on it. What to do with them all? Drink Coronas? Key lime pie?


Start buying cachaça and make a shit ton of caipirinhas
This MF knows what's up.
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 2:18:43 PM EST
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When life gives you limes....
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 2:24:51 PM EST
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If you had gotten a lemon tree, you could be having a lemon party. 
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 2:31:49 PM EST
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This tree he gave you, I assume is not in the ground?


Margaritas.


Link Posted: 5/2/2017 2:33:51 PM EST
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Put The Lime In The Coconut
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 2:34:58 PM EST
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I have to stay away from them. They go down like water
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 2:36:32 PM EST
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No,

Drink Dos Equis. The brown bottle
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 2:36:40 PM EST
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Get some tequila and salt.  Do body shots off neighbor's wife.  He wouldn't have given you the lime tree if he did not want you to do that.
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 2:38:17 PM EST
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This. Pending photos of neighbors wife 
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 2:41:04 PM EST
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Make lime-ades? Lime-ritas?
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 2:41:55 PM EST
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I like the way you think but she's like 55
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 2:41:58 PM EST
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This.


Rim your bottle or glass with a mix of beer salt and chili powder and add lime.  
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 2:44:03 PM EST
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that was a nice gesture

you should set it on fire
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 2:44:24 PM EST
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Get some tequila and salt.  Do body shots off neighbor's wife.  He wouldn't have given you the lime tree if he did not want you to do that.
I like the way you think but she's like 55
so they probably have a daughter that is 25-30ish?
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 2:47:08 PM EST
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Gin and tonics.  If you have to put lime in your beer you're drinking the wrong kind of beer.
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 3:10:25 PM EST
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margaritas
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 3:11:36 PM EST
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Google jack Keller lime a Rita and start home brewing
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 3:13:15 PM EST
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now we talking...turn down for what!!
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 3:13:37 PM EST
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Put em in the coconut, and drink em bot up.

Put The Lime In The Coconut - Harry Nilsson
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 3:13:47 PM EST
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Had a friend from Brazil who said that caipirinhas are made with vodka . .  because only bums drink cachaca.
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 3:13:57 PM EST
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Get some tequila and salt.  Do body shots off neighbor's wife.  He wouldn't have given you the lime tree if he did not want you to do that.
I like the way you think but she's like 55
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 3:14:14 PM EST
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Don't forget to pee on the tree, it's the best fertilizer for it.    
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 3:15:42 PM EST
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You're going to need a lot of gin and tonic water my friend.
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 3:19:58 PM EST
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corona
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 3:21:16 PM EST
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Sol or Pacifico
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 3:22:17 PM EST
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Pre chilled 32oz Yeti-esque tumbler. Two Land Shark lagers, heavy shot of Bacardi Limon, and a fat lime wedge. Enjoy.
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 3:27:39 PM EST
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Drink Dos Equis. The brown bottle
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Drink Dos Equis. The green bottle
No,

Drink Dos Equis. The brown bottle
Both of you, have a seat, but first - get me a Negra Modelo.

A.W.D.
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 3:38:16 PM EST
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Start a fruit stand

Post more from there
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 3:41:07 PM EST
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This.  Alternate with mojitos, on a night-to-night basis.
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 3:41:42 PM EST
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Never heard of that, but after a quick Bing search, I'm interested.
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 3:44:35 PM EST
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Edit: Mojito
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 3:49:18 PM EST
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Make simple syrup.

2 cups sugar
2 cups water
bring to boil and boil 1 minute.

after it is made, add 3 cups cold water and 1.5 cups of lime juice. Stir to combine.

Add 3 cups Western Son watermelon vodka.


Thank me later.
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 3:49:28 PM EST
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This.  Grow some mint and you'll be set.
Link Posted: 5/2/2017 3:55:42 PM EST
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OOOOOH - a young one .  I'm 64.
Link Posted: 5/3/2017 10:44:54 AM EST
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Had a friend from Brazil who said that caipirinhas are made with vodka . .  because only bums drink cachaca.
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Either way, pour me a double
Link Posted: 5/3/2017 3:08:55 PM EST
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Start buying cachaça rum and make a shit ton of caipirinhas daiquiris
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Fixed it for ya. Cachaça sucks ass (my wife's Brazilian; I've sampled enough to know.).
Link Posted: 5/3/2017 3:39:35 PM EST
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make some punch- put lime juice, sugar, rum or brandy and a little water and nutmeg to it.
Link Posted: 5/3/2017 3:42:31 PM EST
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It depends on the type of lime tree.  

Kaffir limes are not made for beer.  
Link Posted: 5/3/2017 3:53:21 PM EST
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Kaffir limes are not made for beer.  
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I'll bite. What limes are "made" for beer?
Link Posted: 5/3/2017 6:21:35 PM EST
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I'll bite. What limes are "made" for beer?
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It depends on the type of lime tree.  

Kaffir limes are not made for beer.  
I'll bite. What limes are "made" for beer?
The regular limes you normally find at the store are Persian limes.  Kaffir lime trees are mainly used for their leaves in southeast Asian cooking.
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