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Posted: 5/28/2021 10:34:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/28/2021 10:34:33 PM EDT
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I haven't shaved since 77
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Posted: 5/28/2021 10:35:25 PM EDT
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Talk about a cool way to spark your relationship. That’s going to be fun when she gets back.
Shave clean and get a short haircut. Also buy a set of clothing that you normally wouldn’t wear but would gladly wear. Can’t wait for the story. That’s going to be a fun day. |
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Posted: 5/28/2021 10:37:54 PM EDT
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I love your wife's nails....
Anywho, what is this thread about again?  
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Posted: 5/28/2021 10:38:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: i terrified my small children once by getting rid of my beard.  Its a family tradition here,my dad did it when my brother and I were about 10 & 7 and I did it to my son around the same age
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Posted: 5/28/2021 10:41:22 PM EDT
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My wife saw my face after 11 years of marriage. She joined me in the shower and kept rubbing my face, just to get the feel of it I suppose. It almost hurt, very sensitive and all. Well, as the night and my face transpired......But we were young, doncha know.
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Posted: 5/28/2021 10:43:46 PM EDT
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OP delivered!
Her reaction has me crying tears from laughing so hard.  That soft "stooooop. Why'd you do thaaaat?"
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Posted: 5/28/2021 10:54:24 PM EDT
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So has she called her lawyer yet?
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Posted: 5/28/2021 10:56:18 PM EDT
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Pestily? Is that you?
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Posted: 5/28/2021 11:13:32 PM EDT
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Now shave off the mustache to really mess with her. Post her reaction.
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Posted: 5/29/2021 7:08:27 AM EDT
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In my experience going from a beard to only a mustache causes the most strife.
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Posted: 5/29/2021 7:18:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/29/2021 7:21:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She'll be like " No 80's era porno stache, no care" Do it. Full disclosure, I am doing the porn stache right now. ETA: nice work 
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Posted: 5/29/2021 7:23:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryAre you related to Honey Boo-Boo ? |
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Posted: 5/29/2021 7:33:12 AM EDT
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Nicely, OP.
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Posted: 5/29/2021 12:10:22 PM EDT
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Quote History  DENZELMYMANNNN.GIF |
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Posted: 5/29/2021 12:28:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Question, how often do you trim or groom your beard having never shaved it entirely? I'm not as "neat" as I used to be.I usually trim once a week or so---whenever it begins to look ragged.I do keep the 'stache trimmed up. 
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Posted: 5/29/2021 12:34:20 PM EDT
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Beards are for people with ego problems.
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Posted: 5/29/2021 12:42:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My buddy has non stop sent me some great lines "You look like you want to sell me a used car. But you still need to borrow it on the weekends" "You look like like you got 3 years left on Miami vice drug unit before retirement" "Looks like you'd pull me over for doing 56 in a 55"  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/29/2021 12:53:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryLOL, pasty whyte boi. 
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Posted: 5/29/2021 12:58:59 PM EDT
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Quote History It's 2021, STOP TAKING VERTICAL VIDEO. Ha, you're almost bald.
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Posted: 5/29/2021 2:02:56 PM EDT
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lol it's lt dangle
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Posted: 5/29/2021 3:07:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's 2021, STOP TAKING VERTICAL VIDEO. Ha, you're almost bald. Yeah but man I'm just glad it's not as bad as my younger bros. Poor dude got the male pattern balding bad I like to think I've lost just enough to look like I got some experience
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Posted: 5/29/2021 3:12:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Beards are for people with ego problems. Or people who don't like shaving? |
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Posted: 5/29/2021 3:21:20 PM EDT
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Quote History"I don't like it. It looks gross." I wonder what a woman would say if her husband said that about a new hairdo? LOL |
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Posted: 5/29/2021 3:21:33 PM EDT
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She called you gross.
 I, personally, am not a fan of facial hair. At least not for my guy. He looks great either way but it practically ruins kissing. He kept a nasty 'stache for a while (I sang Sabotage at him a lot during that time period) as some part of group thing or dare at work. Couldn't wait for the deadline until he could shave it.  I don't know what y'all's weekly *going out* schedule usually looks like but I bet y'all will save a lot of money over the next few months.
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Posted: 5/29/2021 3:32:58 PM EDT
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Go with the Rollie Fingers.
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