Posted: 10/12/2011 3:00:03 AM EDT
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My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad, cancel my
allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.” Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother. Well, she didn't put it quite like that ... she actually said ... "Dad, I have decided to work for President Obama's re-election campaign." I am thankful that I don't have to worry about that. My daughter has been corrupted by my politics. |
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My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.” Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother. Well, she didn't put it quite like that ... she actually said ... "Dad, I have decided to work for President Obama's re-election campaign." I am thankful that I don't have to worry about that. My daughter has been corrupted by my politics. Am I reading that right? You wrote all of that and then at the end post JUST KIDDING? ETA I must be missing something. |
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Quoted: Quoted: My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.” Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother. Well, she didn't put it quite like that ... she actually said ... "Dad, I have decided to work for President Obama's re-election campaign." I am thankful that I don't have to worry about that. My daughter has been corrupted by my politics. Am I reading that right? You wrote all of that and then at the end post JUST KIDDING? sounds like it |
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My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.” Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother. Well, she didn't put it quite like that ... she actually said ... "Dad, I have decided to work for President Obama's re-election campaign." I am thankful that I don't have to worry about that. My daughter has been corrupted by my politics. Am I reading that right? You wrote all of that and then at the end post JUST KIDDING? Pretty sure it was a joke... which he commented on after the fact. |
 fuck Your daughter is a communist and does not even know it.
I have a daughter that's 12 the thought that this might happen to her. fuck. What happened to kids getting on dope or dropping out of college or joining a cult......... Oh she has been taken by a cult. You need an intervention now |
