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Posted: 4/13/2010 11:16:47 AM EDT

My Dogs

This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this is a great country.

Posted: 4/13/2010 11:20:54 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/13/2010 11:22:40 AM EDT

[#2]

In before all kinda shit

Posted: 4/13/2010 11:28:32 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
In before all kinda shit

x2

Posted: 4/13/2010 11:29:40 AM EDT

[#4]

I like the pic.

Looks like some kids that got in trouble.

Posted: 4/13/2010 11:46:49 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
In before all kinda shit

My babies didn't do nuffin!

Posted: 4/13/2010 11:52:21 AM EDT

[#6]

Don't know whether to laugh or cry.........

Posted: 4/13/2010 12:08:48 PM EDT

[#7]

i found it so amusing that i e-mailed it to everyone in the office. it was nice being employed.

Posted: 4/13/2010 3:15:04 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Don't know whether to laugh or cry.........

+1

Posted: 4/13/2010 3:18:10 PM EDT

[#9]

Analogy fail!

Dogs can be trained to do useful things.

Posted: 4/13/2010 3:52:44 PM EDT

[#10]

I am definetly going to have to try that!!!!

In before the preverbial shitstorm

Posted: 4/13/2010 4:03:08 PM EDT

[#11]

in for the awesomeness

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