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8/4/2009 8:40:56 PM EDT


Please go easy, it's my 1st time. . .

Salad: Baby spinach leaf, romaine, cilantro, BFL cucumber slices.
Southwest Mac: Mac & cheese, whole kernel corn, pinto beans, red beans.
Sirloin Tip Steak: (X2) "Chef Merito" carne asada seasoning.
Turkey Bacon: (X3)(35 calories per strip).(I don't eat pork!)

Accessories:
Glock19, Glock26, HP loaded Glock17 mags, Phoebus cr123/aa, Gerber MkII.

It was very tasty, I drank Coke with it and put ff ranch on the salad.

How'd I do?
8/4/2009 8:42:55 PM EDT
[#1]
I'm sorry you don't eat pork...but automatic fail 0/10 for fake bacon.
8/4/2009 8:43:23 PM EDT
[#2]
No fork
No beverage
No napkin

Looks good though 6/10 TURKEY BACON!! 0/10 Sorry
8/4/2009 8:44:13 PM EDT
[#3]
No AR?

FAIL
8/4/2009 8:45:30 PM EDT
[#4]
BFL cucumber +1

fake bacon -1


Steak +1



I give it a 8/10

8/4/2009 8:46:41 PM EDT
[#5]
If you're not going to eat pork you may as well go full kosher and get rid of that southwest crapfest mac.

The rest looks good though.  I like the carne, the overkill knife, the BFL cucumber and the tactical illumination.  7.5/10.
8/4/2009 8:48:17 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
If you're not going to eat pork you may as well go full kosher and get rid of that southwest crapfest mac.

The rest looks good though.  I'll give you a pass on the fork because your knife is overly adequate and you lit up the scene.  6.5/10


He has no long gun and fake bacon...you sir, are being too kind.
8/4/2009 8:49:39 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Quoted:
If you're not going to eat pork you may as well go full kosher and get rid of that southwest crapfest mac.

The rest looks good though.  I'll give you a pass on the fork because your knife is overly adequate and you lit up the scene.  6.5/10


He has no long gun and fake bacon...you sir, are being too kind.


A gun in each hand is good enough for me.  I don't eat pork either so I don't care.  Turkey bacon is neither a plus or minus for me.
8/4/2009 8:50:44 PM EDT
[#8]
You sir, are going to cut off your tongue using only that knife.  But perhaps that is appropriate being that you would most likely utter aloud, "I don't eat real bacon..." and think nothing of it.
8/4/2009 8:51:02 PM EDT
[#9]
Turkey Bacon: (X3)(35 calories per strip).(I don't eat pork!)


Sleeper Agent!!!! Get him!
8/4/2009 8:52:45 PM EDT
[#10]
Macaroni absolutely doesn't have beans in it! Only commies put beans in their Mac'n'Cheese!

jk

But seriously, about the dinner pic overall, go back and try again.
8/4/2009 8:53:35 PM EDT
[#11]
Only thing missing is a side of dandelion greens and some bean juice to wash it all down......
FAIL
8/4/2009 8:54:42 PM EDT
[#12]
Practice makes perfect.

HH
8/4/2009 8:55:53 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Practice makes perfect.

HH


8/4/2009 8:57:20 PM EDT
[#14]
I'm givin' ya a 10.

Love the BFLs
8/4/2009 8:57:38 PM EDT
[#15]
The cucumbers got me. I'll give you a 9.

Turkey bacon almost killed it.
8/4/2009 8:57:50 PM EDT
[#16]
except for the beans in mac and cheese i wold give you a 9.


but beans suck.


why dont you eat pork? (not a flame)
8/4/2009 8:59:40 PM EDT
[#17]
0/10
8/4/2009 8:59:42 PM EDT
[#18]
I'll give you a 7/10


-no long gun

but I like the BFL's and I love turkey bacon
8/4/2009 9:01:02 PM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:


I'm givin' ya a 10.



Love the BFLs


yeah, but you're easy to impress.
I'll be a little nicer.



-1 turkery bacon

-1 ff ranch (use olive oil and vinegar)

-1 no fork

-1 no rifle/shotgun*





6/10*



*add 1 point in the event you don't own a shotgun or rifle.



 
8/4/2009 9:02:06 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
I'm sorry you don't eat pork...but automatic fail 0/10 for fake bacon.


8/4/2009 9:02:48 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
I'll give you a 7/10


-no long gun

but I like the BFL's and I love turkey bacon


Only 1 fan of the turkey bacon. . .

I figured it was an automatic fail with no bacon so I tried. Oh well.

It's a tough crowd. I'll have to step it up next time.

8/4/2009 9:04:27 PM EDT
[#22]
The horror.  The horror.
8/4/2009 9:09:45 PM EDT
[#23]
It's nice to see some effort put into the presentation.  BFL cucumber slices, very creative.
Missing a few elements, but I appreciate that you put some thought into it, instead of just randomly throwing stuff onto a plate.
7.
8/4/2009 9:20:10 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I'll give you a 7/10


-no long gun

but I like the BFL's and I love turkey bacon


Only 1 fan of the turkey bacon. . .

I figured it was an automatic fail with no bacon so I tried. Oh well.

It's a tough crowd. I'll have to step it up next time.




I like turkey bacon.

I showed this to the gf and she automatically said, "no beverage, no long gun" so 8/10.  haha

Food looks good though and win on the BFL cucumbers.  Those are cool.
8/4/2009 9:20:39 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
It's nice to see some effort put into the presentation.  BFL cucumber slices, very creative.
Missing a few elements, but I appreciate that you put some thought into it, instead of just randomly throwing stuff onto a plate.
.


8/10  Great cucumbers!
8/4/2009 9:22:18 PM EDT
[#26]
Beans in Mac -5

NO AR? WTF????? -10

BFL Cukes? WTF??? Who takes the time to do that???  -10

Small mags for 9mm Glocks? Where are the G18 33 rounders? - 5 (for ignorance of their existence. I'll give the benefit of the doubt here...)

TTL = -20 (And I over looked the bacon fail)

Good first try!
8/4/2009 9:25:03 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
I'm sorry you don't eat pork...but automatic fail 0/10 for fake bacon.


/thread
8/4/2009 9:43:09 PM EDT
[#28]
the BFL cucumbers are at least a +2 and more than make up for the turkey bacon.  



Anybody try to make BFL xmas cookies?




8/4/2009 9:56:32 PM EDT
[#29]
while i love ham, i hate real bacon unless its all red meat, most real bacon i encounter is fat with pencil size pieces of red meat on it, so i primarily buy turkey bacon cuz its all meat.

so turkey bacon is not a reason to question his manhood.
but that salad shit might be.

if you think a real man wouldnt eat turkey bacon, bend yer ass over and ill stuff you full of real man and wipe my dick on yer face when im done ya cock gobblin' blade warmers!

8/4/2009 10:13:17 PM EDT
[#30]
Good first attempt.

-1 no alcohol
-2 turkey bacon (wtf dude?! an all beef bratwurst would have been better)
-1 no fork
+1 cucumbers

7/10 for good effort. Like the gun, like the toothpick.



8/4/2009 10:16:52 PM EDT
[#31]
You showed up here with TURKEY BACON!!!!!????!!!!one!!



8/4/2009 11:12:01 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
You showed up here with TURKEY BACON!!!!!????!!!!one!!





+1 FAIL and GTFO

8/4/2009 11:58:52 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
while i love ham, i hate real bacon unless its all red meat, most real bacon i encounter is fat with pencil size pieces of red meat on it, so i primarily buy turkey bacon cuz its all meat.

so turkey bacon is not a reason to question his manhood.
but that salad shit might be.

if you think a real man wouldnt eat turkey bacon, bend yer ass over and ill stuff you full of real man and wipe my dick on yer face when im done ya cock gobblin' blade warmers!



LOL. I take it some of you can't get decent bacon and have to buy other. I could see religious reason for turkey bacon, all else fails!

8/5/2009 12:04:52 AM EDT
[#34]
-1 No Rifle.

-2 Turkey Bacon?




+1 BFL Shaped Food!



8/10
8/5/2009 12:08:17 AM EDT
[#35]
I must eat a lot of bacon, b/c without even reading that it was turkey bacon, I thought "that bacon looks odd"


6/10 for the turkey bacon.

8/5/2009 12:23:09 AM EDT
[#36]
10/10

Entree +2
Side +2
Handgun +2
Handgun +2
Spare ammo +1
Knife +1


No rifle -3
8/5/2009 12:38:09 AM EDT
[#37]
8/5/2009 12:56:59 AM EDT
[#38]
How are we giving scores of better than five when there isn't a longarm?  I can see bumping a 5/10 up to 7/10 just for the BFL cucumbers (which I think is trying to hard to compensate), but seriously?!

And turkey bacon?  DU is ––––>

8/5/2009 1:04:48 AM EDT
[#39]
10/10   I love turkey bacon!