[ARCHIVED THREAD] - My Weak Urethra (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 5/16/2007 12:45:14 PM EDT
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Here's an interesting story. For the past year or so, I've noticed some strange things going on with my peepee. When I went to take a piss, I'd put away the lizard and I'd always get a couple of drops as soon as I walked away from the toilet/urinal. It was extremely annoying since there were many times when I'd have a lovely embarrassing pee spot on my pants for the next 20 minutes. I also noticed that, during sex, it was getting very hard to control my orgasms. When I felt the slightest hint of "here it is", I couldn't hold it back. Obviously, that was getting pretty annoying and making me look pretty lousy in front of the ladies. Well, I came across a solution uninentionally. I started masturbating like I did when I was younger... I'd get myself really close, and then fight the urge back at the last second. Basically, I'd clench my urethral muscles to hold back an orgasm. As some of you may know, this makes the end result much more... um... rewarding. After only a month of doing this, I started to notice I no longer have pee spots after urinating. I've also noticed that I have much better control over my orgasms during sex, which makes the act much more enjoyable for both parties involved. Basically, I cured my weakened urethra by exercising the muscles. I've read that you can also accomplish this by stopping the flow of urine mid-piss... but I haven't tried that method to see if it works. I thought I'd pass this story along for anyone else who may be experiencing the same symptoms. |
Yep, I did. But no matter how much I shook and danced, the last few drips were in my pants. It only happened after I put it up and walked away from the urinal. VERY annoying, as you can imagine. I found myself cursing my penis out loud many times. "Damn it, WHY DO YOU DO THIS!" Which brings me to another point... make doubly sure the stalls are empty before shouting at your penis in the men's room. |
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I didn't say anything about farting, pooping, or anything of that nature. I shared information that may be useful to certain members of the forum. |
I predict great things for this thread. |
 That's awesome.
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 Someone told me that was the CURE for orgasms. 
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No, that is the cure for blowjobs. |
Anyone following this advice be careful of what you wish for. It may backfire (no pun intended) like it did for me. I used to take pride in the fact that I could hold myself back almost indefinitely and still use the extra towel hanger when done. Nowadays the having to go at it for two hours and finally passing out in a pool of sweat is not exactly my idea of a quickie but it's all I've trained myself to do. My fiance even gets frustrated for me at times.
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What color CROCS were you wearing? 
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+1 Have that happen every once in a while... I just can't get it to go...or it takes too damned long...no matter what position I try... |
I know this sucks for for you but talking out loud like that cracks me up. |
Eh, no worries. I've cured myself of the problem. Who says self-healing doesn't work...  Oh, and when I said "I started masturbating like I did when I was younger", I didn't mean I took up masturbation again, I meant I just changed the method.
I haven't gotten the Crocs yet. None of the stores around here have the tactical off-road models so I had to order em. 
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