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2/17/2011 2:50:23 PM EDT
Just got done making and eating an epic dinner after work tonight. I thought it was worthy of my first "dinner pic". Whether you guys like it or not, I think it was epic and I think my arteries and bodily functions have slowed down quite a bit now. Feels amazing..about to move onto my dessert of Oatmeal Creme Pies.



Specs (bottom to top):
Steak Roll
Swiss Cheese
4 Steak Ums
6 Slices of Turkey Bacon
4 slices of Pepperoni
Swiss Cheese
Salt
Pepper
Garlic Powder

2/17/2011 2:55:51 PM EDT
[#1]
Where's the rifle and reloads?

I give you a +2 for the creme filled oatmeal cookie things.  Those things are delicious!
2/17/2011 2:57:57 PM EDT
[#2]
turkey bacon? FAIL!
2/17/2011 3:00:29 PM EDT
[#3]
You actually added salt to that?  There's so much in all the ingredients already.....wow.



Just the same, I'm give it a 6/10.  Not bad, next time open up the oatmeal cookies.
2/17/2011 3:01:37 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
turkey bacon? FAIL!


+1000
2/17/2011 3:04:08 PM EDT
[#5]
more like epic fail

eta: i am gettin gawdang sick and tired of these so called epic dinner pics and all they are is phull of phailness.  you guys need to google teh word epic.
2/17/2011 3:04:40 PM EDT
[#6]
WTF turkey bacon!!!!!!
no rifle
no reloads


2/17/2011 3:07:24 PM EDT
[#7]
Please investigate words like,"diet" and "nutrition".




2/17/2011 3:11:11 PM EDT
[#8]
Fail.
2/17/2011 3:13:17 PM EDT
[#9]
It's better when they look like this

2/17/2011 3:13:32 PM EDT
[#10]
I knew I'd get plenty of laughs out of this.

To address the turkey bacon: I know It's all I had on hand. I had to make due with what I had.

For the rifle and reloads...Here's the rest of my dessert:



Better?


Quoted:
Please investigate words like,"diet" and "nutrition".



At least I used turkey Bacon
2/17/2011 3:18:42 PM EDT
[#11]
1\10
2/17/2011 3:19:07 PM EDT
[#12]
Turkey bacon....
2/17/2011 3:21:11 PM EDT
[#13]
It's not a dinner pic.
2/17/2011 3:22:13 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
I knew I'd get plenty of laughs out of this.

To address the turkey bacon: I know It's all I had on hand. I had to make due with what I had.

For the rifle and reloads...Here's the rest of my dessert:

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/4104/20110217.jpg

Better?


Quoted:
Please investigate words like,"diet" and "nutrition".



At least I used turkey Bacon


This is not any better. Give it up.

2/17/2011 3:23:41 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I knew I'd get plenty of laughs out of this.

To address the turkey bacon: I know It's all I had on hand. I had to make due with what I had.

For the rifle and reloads...Here's the rest of my dessert:

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/4104/20110217.jpg

Better?


Quoted:
Please investigate words like,"diet" and "nutrition".



At least I used turkey Bacon


This is not any better. Give it up.



I'll go sulk. *hangs head in shame*
2/17/2011 3:44:49 PM EDT
[#16]
No long gun, no reloads, bad lighting, turkey bacon is an abomination, beret included for attention whoring.

-87/10


BTW, lots of folks on here are vets and/or currently serving; I'm a combat veteran myself. We do appreciate your service but the whole "Look and me, I's a soldier!" thing is pretty lame. I know you get a lot of attention in the world but that doesn't mean you should be seeking it out. Stop wearing your ACUs to TGI Friday's and Walmart and class it up a bit. If someone asks, tell them. Don't be afraid to ask for your military discount but going out of your way to be sure people know you wear boots every now and then is pretty gay.
2/17/2011 3:46:58 PM EDT
[#17]
I say 5/10 because I had trouble with my first dinner too..

2/17/2011 3:47:48 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
It's better when they look like this

http://i491.photobucket.com/albums/rr280/Zoomer302/Dinner3.jpg


Yer doin' it right!

Eleventy WIN out of ten.
2/17/2011 3:48:38 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
No long gun, no reloads, bad lighting, turkey bacon is an abomination, beret included for attention whoring.

-87/10


BTW, lots of folks on here are vets and/or currently serving; I'm a combat veteran myself. We do appreciate your service but the whole "Look and me, I's a soldier!" thing is pretty lame. I know you get a lot of attention in the world but that doesn't mean you should be seeking it out. Stop wearing your ACUs to TGI Friday's and Walmart and class it up a bit. If someone asks, tell them. Don't be afraid to ask for your military discount but going out of your way to be sure people know you wear boots every now and then is pretty gay.


Sorry my beret was on my desk after work. I don't do any of that besides ask for a mil discount. Sorry to displease you, my lord.
2/17/2011 3:48:51 PM EDT
[#20]
Good sammich.

9/10
+1 for oatmeal cream pies.
10/10

Don't let the haters get you down.
2/17/2011 3:51:26 PM EDT
[#21]
Turkey bacon is a crime against humanity.  It is to real bacon what carob is to real chocolate.
2/17/2011 4:19:43 PM EDT
[#22]
I'd eat it. I like turkey bacon.
2/17/2011 4:42:58 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
No long gun, no reloads, bad lighting, turkey bacon is an abomination, beret included for attention whoring.

-87/10


BTW, lots of folks on here are vets and/or currently serving; I'm a combat veteran myself. We do appreciate your service but the whole "Look and me, I's a soldier!" thing is pretty lame. I know you get a lot of attention in the world but that doesn't mean you should be seeking it out. Stop wearing your ACUs to TGI Friday's and Walmart and class it up a bit. If someone asks, tell them. Don't be afraid to ask for your military discount but going out of your way to be sure people know you wear boots every now and then is pretty gay.


Sorry my beret was on my desk after work. I don't do any of that besides ask for a mil discount. Sorry to displease you, my lord.


Good use of sarcasm and my bad if it really was unintentional. Lots of dudes pull that, though so I'm sure you understand. If you're not one of them, my apologies. If you are, knock it off.
2/17/2011 4:46:08 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
I'd eat it. I like turkey bacon.


Wrong! You lose! You. Get. Nothing! Good day, sir!
2/17/2011 4:48:55 PM EDT
[#25]
The only thing you have going for yourself is that HK.
2/17/2011 4:57:34 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
I knew I'd get plenty of laughs out of this.

To address the turkey bacon: I know It's all I had on hand. I had to make due with what I had.

For the rifle and reloads...Here's the rest of my dessert:

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/4104/20110217.jpg

Better?


Quoted:
Please investigate words like,"diet" and "nutrition".



At least I used turkey Bacon


The Krinkov makes it all better.
2/17/2011 4:58:21 PM EDT
[#27]
Turkey?  Great, love it.

Bacon?  Need I say more?

Attempt to make bacon out of turkey?

You fail so bad dividing by zero could only improve you.

-87 infinities.
2/17/2011 4:58:28 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
No long gun, no reloads, bad lighting, turkey bacon is an abomination, beret included for attention whoring.

-87/10


BTW, lots of folks on here are vets and/or currently serving; I'm a combat veteran myself. We do appreciate your service but the whole "Look and me, I's a soldier!" thing is pretty lame. I know you get a lot of attention in the world but that doesn't mean you should be seeking it out. Stop wearing your ACUs to TGI Friday's and Walmart and class it up a bit. If someone asks, tell them. Don't be afraid to ask for your military discount but going out of your way to be sure people know you wear boots every now and then is pretty gay.


Sorry my beret was on my desk after work. I don't do any of that besides ask for a mil discount. Sorry to displease you, my lord.


Good use of sarcasm and my bad if it really was unintentional. Lots of dudes pull that, though so I'm sure you understand. If you're not one of them, my apologies. If you are, knock it off.

Understood. I am indeed NOT one of those people. It's my job and it's what I want to do. I don't need anyone else to recognize me for that. Nor do I think I'm special in any way. Sorry if it seemed like I was doing it intentionally but I did just throw my beret on my desk lol.
2/17/2011 5:01:48 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I'd eat it. I like turkey bacon.


Wrong! You lose! You. Get. Nothing! Good day, sir!




I figured I'd catch some shit over that.
2/17/2011 5:05:11 PM EDT
[#30]
this isn't even a rough draft...

No beer, knife, reloads..?
2/17/2011 5:07:09 PM EDT
[#31]
Someone is a soon to be diabetic.
2/17/2011 5:07:52 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
this isn't even a rough draft...

No beer, knife, reloads..?


I don't drink Have a switch blade and assisted open close-by but not in the pic. Reloads are in the second pic.
2/17/2011 5:09:18 PM EDT
[#33]
Turkey bacon.....is an oxymoran.