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8/23/2008 9:04:11 PM EDT
So I decide to hop on the computer for a few minutes in between episodes of Rescue Me, and see that I have a Myspace message from some random broad named Ella.  Here it is.


Hey cutie! Why don't you take a break?

You'd be an excellent match for my mom. She's lots of fun!

She's been single for a while and is looking to start dating again. She hates blind dates, so I'm helping her out with online dating. She's attractive even without make-up! She's average height and has a beaming smile.

I hope you'll write back, you sure won't regret it. Send her a message, but don't reply, please use HER e-mail address, removed

Well, thank you


8/23/2008 9:05:55 PM EDT
[#1]
Spam.
8/23/2008 9:06:01 PM EDT
[#2]
It sounds like a bot that scans your age and sex for a spam email.
8/23/2008 9:06:29 PM EDT
[#3]
youve been spammed!!
8/23/2008 9:06:55 PM EDT
[#4]
Camwhores FTW!
8/23/2008 9:07:04 PM EDT
[#5]
I'd hit it.
8/23/2008 9:08:02 PM EDT
[#6]
www.myspace.com/dollpinksos32h

That's the page that sent the message.
8/23/2008 9:10:37 PM EDT
[#7]
change your security settings. quickly.
8/23/2008 9:11:29 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
So I decide to hop on the computer for a few minutes in between episodes of Rescue Me, and see that I have a Myspace message from some random broad named Ella.  Here it is.


Hey cutie! Why don't you take a break?

You'd be an excellent match for my mom. She's lots of fun!

She's been single for a while and is looking to start dating again. She hates blind dates, so I'm helping her out with online dating. She's attractive even without make-up! She's average height and has a beaming smile.

I hope you'll write back, you sure won't regret it. Send her a message, but don't reply, please use HER e-mail address, removed

Well, thank you




I used to deal with that shit every day, I eventually tweaked my settings and it all went away.
8/23/2008 9:16:51 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
www.myspace.com/dollpinksos32h

That's the page that sent the message.


Did you notice that not one single friend of hers is a female?  Her friends are suckers that fell for a spambot.
8/23/2008 9:20:30 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
change your security settings. quickly.


You can set your security so that anyone who wants to send you anything has to type in one of them picture codes. Amazing how it just stops
8/23/2008 11:40:21 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
change your security settings. quickly.


You can set your security so that anyone who wants to send you anything has to type in one of them picture codes. Amazing how it just stops


I already have that, and I still got the same message, but from a different female.

Link incoming

profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=395589842
8/24/2008 12:13:46 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
change your security settings. quickly.


You can set your security so that anyone who wants to send you anything has to type in one of them picture codes. Amazing how it just stops


I already have that, and I still got the same message, but from a different female.

Link incoming

profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=395589842


Is her mom hot too?

I like those hot Nigerian babes though.  They fall in love with you just by reading your profile!

I keep my profile private.  That seems to keep the spam away, and fake friend request.

Bilster
8/24/2008 3:24:39 AM EDT
[#13]
Hey dude. I got that message first. I call dibs on the mom...waaaait a second....
8/24/2008 3:43:06 AM EDT
[#14]
Do it man
8/24/2008 3:51:23 AM EDT
[#15]
  Single MILFS are usually a few steps ahead of myspace and if they like you they will tell you in person because of the whole ticking clock thing.  
8/24/2008 4:16:28 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Do it man


nuff said