Posted: 8/2/2005 10:25:52 AM EDT
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I used to work in a pretty cool place. Now management has decided to implement an employee suggestion box. Being the person that I am, I have been stuffing it with suggestions that management does not normally want to hear but need to be dealt with. There is a promise that all suggestions will be evaluated and implemented if they are feasable. Now, I have run out of ideas. Tell me your best work suggestions fake or real. So far mine have included the basics: buy an ice maker (yes we use trays) increase physical security (before reading the security thread here) replace the cardboard suggestion box with something nicer... done eliminate the no guns policy offer a reading selection in the restroom ban sushi from the office My partner in crime has been putting in some of the more colorful ones. What can you come up with? Doc |
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Lap Dances? Seriously though, it always nice to suggest an incentive program. Something that will reward you for just doing your job. All the bigger companies have incentive programs. Also, stock options are nice. Cappuccino machines are nice. How about an AR15.com membership for all your coworkers? |
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Windows for all employees (whether they look outside or not is irrelevant). Personal A/Cs. Company Cars for everyone. Gas cards for everyone. No more managment. Every 4th hour is nap time. Cots in the employee lounge. Leather chairs for everyone. Bring your p0rn star to work day. |