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9/24/2015 12:36:54 PM EDT
Place a handgun with a TLR-1 light on it under your mattress. You will wake up well done.
9/24/2015 12:38:18 PM EDT
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Place a handgun with a TLR-1 light on it under your mattress. You will wake up well done.
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Fixed it
9/24/2015 12:38:25 PM EDT
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OK, how do you know???
Inquiring minds NEED to know
9/24/2015 12:40:31 PM EDT
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Pics?  Pics.
9/24/2015 12:40:33 PM EDT
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FPNI
9/24/2015 12:41:37 PM EDT
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So can I imply from your cryptic statement you lit your bed on fire?
9/24/2015 12:42:25 PM EDT
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So many late night incidents lately
9/24/2015 12:42:38 PM EDT
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9/24/2015 12:42:55 PM EDT
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Why do people do stupid shit like this?
9/24/2015 12:43:05 PM EDT
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why would you stick your self defense gun(or any gun)under your mattress? That kind of defeats the purpose of making it easy to get to.
9/24/2015 12:43:33 PM EDT
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I'm guessing the light switched on and OP burned himself while sleeping?
9/24/2015 12:44:10 PM EDT
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People are stoopid?

A.W.D.
9/24/2015 12:46:35 PM EDT
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People are stoopid?

A.W.D.
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Why do people do stupid shit like this?


People are stoopid?

A.W.D.

Troof!
9/25/2015 1:06:23 PM EDT
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"U Guys" are so funny on here. Pass along a Lesson's Learned and wind up having to defend myself (usually Yanks).

Well you are incorrect in your assumption. That is not my primary at all. If you sit on the side of your bed enough you will wear down the mattress. If you put handguns between the mattress and box springs it builds it up and makes you sleep better. Atleast that is the reason I told my wife for having so many handguns.

WHOSE STUPID NOW!
9/25/2015 1:10:53 PM EDT
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"U Guys" are so funny on here. Pass along a Lesson's Learned and wind up having to defend myself (usually Yanks).

Well you are incorrect in your assumption. That is not my primary at all. If you sit on the side of your bed enough you will wear down the mattress. If you put handguns between the mattress and box springs it builds it up and makes you sleep better. Atleast that is the reason I told my wife for having so many handguns.

WHOSE STUPID NOW!
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9/25/2015 1:11:59 PM EDT
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"U Guys" are so funny on here. Pass along a Lesson's Learned and wind up having to defend myself (usually Yanks).

Well you are incorrect in your assumption. That is not my primary at all. If you sit on the side of your bed enough you will wear down the mattress. If you put handguns between the mattress and box springs it builds it up and makes you sleep better. Atleast that is the reason I told my wife for having so many handguns.

WHOSE STUPID NOW!
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you still are.
9/25/2015 1:12:05 PM EDT
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nice
9/25/2015 1:12:41 PM EDT
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This is why I love this site.
9/25/2015 1:14:52 PM EDT
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"U Guys" are so funny on here. Pass along a Lesson's Learned and wind up having to defend myself (usually Yanks).

Well you are incorrect in your assumption. That is not my primary at all. If you sit on the side of your bed enough you will wear down the mattress. If you put handguns between the mattress and box springs it builds it up and makes you sleep better. Atleast that is the reason I told my wife for having so many handguns.

WHOSE STUPID NOW!




YOUS IS STUPID NOW!
9/25/2015 1:15:31 PM EDT
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Why under the mattress in the first place?
9/25/2015 1:15:48 PM EDT
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And another thing how do "U Guys" get to live on here 24/7. I get knocked on because I have a job, family, hunt, shoot, camp, farm ect.
Try getting off the web and live sometime...

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9/25/2015 1:16:29 PM EDT
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And another thing how do "U Guys" get to live on here 24/7. I get knocked on because I have a job, family, hunt, shoot, camp, farm ect.
Try getting off the web and live sometime...

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My mom won't let me leave the basement
9/25/2015 1:19:32 PM EDT
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Funny!!!
9/25/2015 1:20:04 PM EDT
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fire or no fire ?






WAS THERE A FIRE ???
9/25/2015 1:20:46 PM EDT
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YOUS IS STUPID NOW!
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"U Guys" are so funny on here. Pass along a Lesson's Learned and wind up having to defend myself (usually Yanks).

Well you are incorrect in your assumption. That is not my primary at all. If you sit on the side of your bed enough you will wear down the mattress. If you put handguns between the mattress and box springs it builds it up and makes you sleep better. Atleast that is the reason I told my wife for having so many handguns.

WHOSE STUPID NOW!




YOUS IS STUPID NOW!


No, I do believe the correct answer is "Your stupid now"
9/25/2015 1:21:06 PM EDT
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Bout to leave for a meeting, have a prepper show tomorrow, church and hunting on Sunday.

See ya on Monday afternoon.

Sorry I am not a 100%er
9/25/2015 1:22:45 PM EDT
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"U Guys" are so funny on here. Pass along a Lesson's Learned and wind up having to defend myself (usually Yanks).

Well you are incorrect in your assumption. That is not my primary at all. If you sit on the side of your bed enough you will wear down the mattress. If you put handguns between the mattress and box springs it builds it up and makes you sleep better. Atleast that is the reason I told my wife for having so many handguns.

WHOSE STUPID NOW!
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Dude...

If you are trying to troll, you are going about this in the wrong way.
9/25/2015 1:22:54 PM EDT
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"U Guys" are so funny on here. Pass along a Lesson's Learned and wind up having to defend myself (usually Yanks).

Well you are incorrect in your assumption. That is not my primary at all. If you sit on the side of your bed enough you will wear down the mattress. If you put handguns between the mattress and box springs it builds it up and makes you sleep better. Atleast that is the reason I told my wife for having so many handguns.

WHOSE STUPID NOW!
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It's "WHO'S". So you are.
9/25/2015 1:23:55 PM EDT
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Dumbest shit I've read all day
9/25/2015 1:27:00 PM EDT
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No shit.  Why the fuck would you put a gun under the mattress?

 
9/25/2015 1:27:47 PM EDT
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And another thing how do "U Guys" get to live on here 24/7. I get knocked on because I have a job, family, hunt, shoot, camp, farm ect.
Try getting off the web and live sometime...

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Look sir, you are the one who has decided to start this train wreck of a thread and not us.
It is appropriate GD protocol for us to ask the questions and not you!
Just answer the questions about your own alleged faults and weaknesses pertaining to the subject matter, or you will be asked to go back out into the GD lobby and set back down in the orange safety seats provided until you are called on to answer more questions, no matter how ridiculous that they might seem at this moment in time!
OK with you?




9/25/2015 1:30:26 PM EDT
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9/25/2015 1:30:55 PM EDT
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or get this batt door

they have an off option now.  so no AD
9/25/2015 1:33:12 PM EDT
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why would you stick your self defense gun(or any gun)under your mattress? That kind of defeats the purpose of making it easy to get to.
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Do you even tactical mattress draw, bro?
9/25/2015 1:36:05 PM EDT
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Yeah... Put that shit under your pillow.

Duh!

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9/25/2015 1:36:30 PM EDT
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I'm so confused.
9/25/2015 1:37:14 PM EDT
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At least get one of these

9/25/2015 1:40:18 PM EDT
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"U Guys" are so funny on here. Pass along a Lesson's Learned and wind up having to defend myself (usually Yanks).

Well you are incorrect in your assumption. That is not my primary at all. If you sit on the side of your bed enough you will wear down the mattress. If you put handguns between the mattress and box springs it builds it up and makes you sleep better. Atleast that is the reason I told my wife for having so many handguns.

WHOSE STUPID NOW!
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Well, it damn sure ain't me...  
9/25/2015 1:45:23 PM EDT
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This thread...
9/25/2015 1:47:11 PM EDT
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9/25/2015 1:47:46 PM EDT
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"U Guys" are so funny on here. Pass along a Lesson's Learned and wind up having to defend myself (usually Yanks).

Well you are incorrect in your assumption. That is not my primary at all. If you sit on the side of your bed enough you will wear down the mattress. If you put handguns between the mattress and box springs it builds it up and makes you sleep better. Atleast that is the reason I told my wife for having so many handguns.

WHOSE STUPID NOW!
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At least this Yank speaks English.  
9/25/2015 1:48:59 PM EDT
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Dumbest shit I've read all day
No shit.  Why the fuck would you put a gun under the mattress?  


At least get one of these

http://images1.opticsplanet.com/755-405-ffffff/opplanet-desantis-matress-tuk-holster-mount-11rkjzzz0-v2.jpg


I keep a .38 spl. with a four inch barrel in the slightly opened top drawer of my nightstand with the butt of the pistol sticking out, and a 20 gauge pump between it and my side of the bed.
These other options do look pretty good though.
Thanks.
9/25/2015 1:50:41 PM EDT
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At least this Yank speaks English.  
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"U Guys" are so funny on here. Pass along a Lesson's Learned and wind up having to defend myself (usually Yanks).

Well you are incorrect in your assumption. That is not my primary at all. If you sit on the side of your bed enough you will wear down the mattress. If you put handguns between the mattress and box springs it builds it up and makes you sleep better. Atleast that is the reason I told my wife for having so many handguns.

WHOSE STUPID NOW!


At least this Yank speaks English.  


You mean like Boner does...






9/25/2015 1:51:42 PM EDT
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So can I imply from your cryptic statement you lit your bed on fire?
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Not sure if Psycho Killer, or just talking head.
9/25/2015 1:53:04 PM EDT
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geez, between this and the guy having an ND in his sleep with his gun under his pillow i'm really starting to wonder about people...
9/25/2015 1:54:32 PM EDT
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01er? got to be trolling
9/25/2015 2:00:28 PM EDT
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All these 'Don't put a gun under the pillow/mattress' threads is just proof why you should use a rifle for HD..just saying
9/25/2015 2:02:36 PM EDT
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In on 1
9/25/2015 2:04:39 PM EDT
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Waterbed should be GTG.
9/25/2015 2:04:49 PM EDT
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This is true, and damn, it takes a lot to win that record!
9/25/2015 2:05:58 PM EDT
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It's "WHO'S". So you are.
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"U Guys" are so funny on here. Pass along a Lesson's Learned and wind up having to defend myself (usually Yanks).

Well you are incorrect in your assumption. That is not my primary at all. If you sit on the side of your bed enough you will wear down the mattress. If you put handguns between the mattress and box springs it builds it up and makes you sleep better. Atleast that is the reason I told my wife for having so many handguns.

WHOSE STUPID NOW!


It's "WHO'S". So you are.


You mean "who'se".
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