Posted: 8/22/2007 9:04:49 AM EDT
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New Weight Loss Program For Men >>A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. >>The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a > >voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of > >Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. > >She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. > >The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." > >Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later > >huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the > >next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs > >himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. > >He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next > >day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, > >beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing > >nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, > >"If you catch me you can have me". > >Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent > >shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, > >the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better > >shape. > >Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he > >discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go > >for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program > >"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most > >rigorous program." > >"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." > >The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds > >a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running > >shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ass > >is mine." > >He lost 63 pounds that week. |
