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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - New monkey discovered

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:00:34 PM EDT

http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/12/world/africa/dr-congo-new-monkey/index.html?hpt=hp_c3

New monkey discovered

This is one laid back mofo!

"Fuck your 'gimme five' bullshit..."

Cercopithecus Lomamiensis does not give a shit.

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:04:50 PM EDT

[#1]

Looks like that dude from X-Men Magneto

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:06:42 PM EDT

[#2]

I'm still owed a monkey from my last Gold level Team re-up.

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:08:57 PM EDT

[#3]

That's the Bob Marley monkey.

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:09:20 PM EDT

[#4]

Rare Jamaican "Stoned Monkey", they like pork rinds, and brownies.

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:11:40 PM EDT

[#5]

I knew Beiden wasn't human.

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:11:50 PM EDT

[#6]

Its all fun and games until your tethered monkey rips off your balls and gouges out your eyes.

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:12:59 PM EDT

[#7]

that one pic would make a cool meme.

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:13:27 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Its all fun and games until your tethered monkey rips off your balls and gouges out your eyes.

You need to move past it. No one but you will know they aren't real.

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:20:02 PM EDT

[#9]

Give it a 9 iron and see what happens.

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:23:03 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Its all fun and games until your tethered monkey rips off your balls and gouges out your eyes.

Like, only of you harsh his vibe. Man.

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:23:32 PM EDT

[#11]

I approve of this new monkey and endorse his acceptance into the community of mammals.

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:25:59 PM EDT

[#12]

Dude... today is not Monkey Tuesday. That only happens on Sunday.

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:26:33 PM EDT

[#13]

Inspector Clouseau ( is that your minkey? )

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:32:32 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Give it a 9 iron and see what happens.

I'm definitely thinking non COC compliant thoughts right now...

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:32:55 PM EDT

[#15]

This will be where the final outbreak stems from. We just HAD to go there, didn't we?

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:34:58 PM EDT

[#16]

Kinda looks like a stoned Gene Wilder

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:35:43 PM EDT

[#17]

I love monkeys

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:39:00 PM EDT

[#18]

I like to spank my monkey.

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:50:50 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I approve of this new monkey and endorse his acceptance into the community of mammals.

Yea
Cool Monkey
I agree

Posted: 9/12/2012 4:53:58 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I'm still owed a monkey from my last Gold level Team re-up.

Watch out: Site Staff will probably try to pawn one of the older model monkeys on you if you're not careful

Posted: 9/12/2012 6:00:30 PM EDT

[#21]

Posted: 9/12/2012 6:03:08 PM EDT

[#22]

Does this mean that they are entitled to free shit?

Posted: 9/12/2012 6:10:46 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
I love monkeys

Posted: 9/12/2012 6:12:27 PM EDT

[#24]

I hate monkeys.

Ever since Monkey Shines... fuck monkeys!

Posted: 9/12/2012 6:15:28 PM EDT

[#25]

He wasn't lost. We just try not to talk to him or invite him to family get togethers.

Posted: 9/12/2012 6:17:48 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
I hate monkeys.

Ever since Monkey Shines... fuck monkeys!

Posted: 9/12/2012 6:33:13 PM EDT

[#27]

Looks like Ross from "friends"

Posted: 9/12/2012 7:08:27 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Looks like Ross from "friends"

I was going to say Jerry Seinfeld.

Posted: 9/12/2012 7:13:43 PM EDT

[#29]

Unpossible. If nothing else, ARF has taught me that there is no monkey.

Posted: 9/12/2012 7:18:47 PM EDT

[#30]

I was hoping that it was the Manchurian monkey

Maybe later....

Posted: 9/12/2012 8:40:58 PM EDT

[#31]

awesome!
wonder what new disease it carries

please be the start of the zombie apocalypse

Posted: 9/12/2012 8:45:50 PM EDT

[#32]

Did it apply for a green card

Posted: 9/12/2012 8:48:32 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Inspector Clouseau ( is that your minkey? )

Posted: 9/13/2012 3:23:15 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Unpossible. If nothing else, ARF has taught me that there is no monkey.

Wrong!

Posted: 9/13/2012 3:36:25 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Kinda looks like a stoned Gene Wilder

Posted: 9/13/2012 3:38:43 PM EDT

[#36]

I predict a ban in this thread.

Posted: 9/13/2012 3:43:30 PM EDT

[#37]

You didnt find that.

Posted: 9/13/2012 3:50:22 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Looks like that dude from X-Men Magneto

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Posted: 9/13/2012 3:51:47 PM EDT

[#39]

I think Mike is still alive...

Quoted:
I love monkeys

Posted: 9/13/2012 3:51:55 PM EDT

[#40]

John Kerry walks into a bar, the bartender goes....

"Why the long face?"

Posted: 9/13/2012 4:29:24 PM EDT

[#41]

Posted: 9/13/2012 4:33:36 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Looks like that dude from X-Men Magneto

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c2/javaks/x3-magneto.jpg

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http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c2/javaks/grapefruit_cat.jpg

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http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/120912045923-monkey-1-horizontal-gallery.jpg

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - New monkey discovered