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11/24/2004 12:38:35 AM EDT
I need to do something..

Sgatr15
11/24/2004 12:40:02 AM EDT
[#1]
Go back to sleep.
11/24/2004 12:41:02 AM EDT
[#2]
Find me a good deal on gun stuff.
11/24/2004 12:41:17 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
Go back to sleep.





I just got up!
11/24/2004 12:41:27 AM EDT
[#4]
OK , but just because I want to hit 1500 before I go to bed
11/24/2004 12:41:49 AM EDT
[#5]
Smoke and drive, or walk.

Drive over bring beer.
11/24/2004 12:42:48 AM EDT
[#6]
Well, I think drinking and driving is pretty stupid. Even to joke about, so how about smoke and look for ladies?
11/24/2004 12:43:12 AM EDT
[#7]
Smoke and watch cartoons. duh.
11/24/2004 12:43:23 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Smoke and drive, or walk.

Drive over bring beer.



Okay...be there in about three weeks.  You got a sister?

Sgatr15
11/24/2004 12:44:38 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Smoke and drive, or walk.

Drive over bring beer.



Okay...be there in about three weeks.  You got a sister?

Sgatr15



Nope, but we can go to the Cracktown and get the best hooker a roll of half dollars will buy.
11/24/2004 12:44:48 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
Well, I think drinking and driving is pretty stupid. Even to joke about, .....




You are actually 100% correct!  If it helps any my night time drink of hoice is coffee, but the implication was there and I apologize.

SGatr15
11/24/2004 12:45:22 AM EDT
[#11]
Lawyer-up and get jiggy with it.  
11/24/2004 12:46:20 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Smoke and drive, or walk.

Drive over bring beer.



Okay...be there in about three weeks.  You got a sister?

Sgatr15



Nope, but we can go to the Cracktown and get the best hooker a roll of half dollars will buy.




If all you got in your pocket is a small roll of 1/2 dollars no wonder you need a hooker.

I'll pass...where's the church..........

SGatr15
11/24/2004 12:46:29 AM EDT
[#13]
I only had to work 3 hrs tonight.

So I have a Jack & Coke and a bag of Cheetos beside me. The only cruisin' I'll be doing in on the internet. I may be safe.

I rarely get to do this Night Crew biz anymore.
11/24/2004 12:46:33 AM EDT
[#14]

Half past 5 I'm in the pub
Six O'clock it's home for grub
Eight O'clock I'm back to the bar
Sod the walk I'll take the car

Knock it back
Have another one
Drinking and driving is so much fun
Knock it back
Have another one
Drinking and driving is so much fun

In the motor off you go
Not too fast and not too slow
Keep your head and keep your cool
Must avoid that rightful pull

Knock it back
Have another one
Drinking and driving is so much fun
Knock it back
Have another one
Drinking and driving is so much fun

As you meander down the road
Don't forget your highway code
See the spot and take your pick
Out of the car to be sick!.....

All together now!
Knock it back
Have another one
Drinking and driving is so much fun
Knock it back
Have another one
Drinking and driving is so much fun



I voted Choice One on the off chance the SOB might get arrested or something, and I'm holding Sarge responsible for  me getting stood up. Bastard jinxed me.
11/24/2004 12:47:36 AM EDT
[#15]
I voted and the category still has 0 votes. This poll sucks Sarge.
11/24/2004 12:48:19 AM EDT
[#16]
What should I do with my days off?  Im off until Sun night.
11/24/2004 12:48:22 AM EDT
[#17]
get in the bronco and drive real slow down the freeway
11/24/2004 12:50:33 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
get in the bronco and drive real slow down the freeway




That's what I am thinking...I AM in Cali and just a few miles away from I-5.....


HmmmmmmmmmI have some face paint left over from halloween...and a blond blow up doll


I wonder.....
11/24/2004 12:50:44 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Nope, but we can go to the Cracktown and get the best hooker a roll of half dollars will buy.




If all you got in your pocket is a small roll of 1/2 dollars no wonder you need a hooker.

I'll pass...where's the church..........

SGatr15



Are church hookers cheaper ??
11/24/2004 12:52:11 AM EDT
[#20]
Do it....................and throw a glove out the window while your at it
11/24/2004 12:55:16 AM EDT
[#21]
Maybe you should stay at home tonight and pray the rosary.
11/24/2004 12:55:44 AM EDT
[#22]
got to go to work...............i'll look for you on the news tonight...................I ain't seen a goo slow speed chase in a while
11/24/2004 12:58:25 AM EDT
[#23]
Take the action figures out for a ride and see what adventures they get into.
11/24/2004 12:59:22 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Maybe you should stay at home tonight and pray the rosary.




This morning I went for a drive at 6:30am.  I went down to the American River here in Sacramento.  The sun was just coming up the horizon, fog swept gently across the shallow waters as the mallord ducks mingled and feed.

It was there I prayed

Sgatr15
11/24/2004 12:59:59 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
Take the action figures out for a ride and see what adventures they get into.




I like this idea........


SGatr15
11/24/2004 1:05:30 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Take the action figures out for a ride and see what adventures they get into.




I like this idea........


SGatr15



Make sure to have someone come get you and vouch for your sanity incase they pick you up though.
11/24/2004 1:09:19 AM EDT
[#27]
Tomorrow's headlines: Pervert subdued while play with Dolls.


11/24/2004 1:09:54 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Take the action figures out for a ride and see what adventures they get into.




I like this idea........


SGatr15



Make sure to have someone come get you and vouch for your sanity incase they pick you up though.



What wrong with driving slwoly down the freeway with face paint and action figures in a white Bronco?

SGatr15
11/24/2004 1:18:41 AM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
Tomorrow's headlines: Pervert subdued while play with Dolls.





Cop1:  Whats he doing

Cap2:  Looks like he is playing with dolls!

Cop1:  Hit him with the tazer, I'll go after that stray dog over there.
11/24/2004 1:26:14 AM EDT
[#30]
Masterbate while watching the Katie Couric's colonoscopy.
11/24/2004 1:29:05 AM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
It's a clear night and I am bored..what shouyld I do?

Sgatr15



Get back on your meds !
11/24/2004 1:33:52 AM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
Lawyer-up and get jiggy with it.  



That's how I voted, too.
11/24/2004 1:42:37 AM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
Masterbate while watching the Katie Couric's colonoscopy.




oooo do you have the vid
11/26/2004 12:50:15 AM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Well, I think drinking and driving is pretty stupid. Even to joke about, .....




You are actually 100% correct!  If it helps any my night time drink of hoice is coffee, but the implication was there and I apologize.

SGatr15



Well sir. I do appreciate you making it clear. Its just a touchy subject for me because my Mom was hit by a drunk driver once.
11/26/2004 12:54:40 AM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Go back to sleep.





I just got up!




oooh that sounds like some breaking news to me

I can see the headlines now.......SARGE WAKES UP!
11/26/2004 1:00:15 AM EDT
[#36]
start a blog and then post the link here
11/26/2004 1:02:40 AM EDT
[#37]
Count the sheep......at DU.
11/26/2004 1:07:42 AM EDT
[#38]
reclaim the car keys, and go out and have unprotected sex
11/26/2004 1:11:23 AM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:
Masterbate while watching the Katie Couric's colonoscopy.




I just really wanted to see that again!
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