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Posted: 3/30/2010 1:58:26 PM EDT

Daughter: My friends and I want to go out tonight.

Mother : Where are y'all going?

Daughter: To the cowboy bar on the edge of town.

Mother : I don't think you should. There's been a lot of trouble at that

place. I heard there was a fight there last weekend, and several people got hurt.

Daughter : But mom, please!! It'll be okay.

Mother: No! Your life is more important than going out!

Daughter : But Tina is going with us.

Mother: Oh WELL! In that case, it should be okay.. Y'all have fun!

(Can y'all pick out Tina?)

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:00:38 PM EDT

[#1]

good freaking lord that's a big woman.

that's gotta be a shop.

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:01:36 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
good freaking lord that's a big woman.

that's gotta be a shop.

Nope. The other girls are just reaaaaal tiny.

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:03:04 PM EDT

[#3]

I would hit that. Of course she may hit back but still

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:03:46 PM EDT

[#4]

I'll have two servings of the one on the far right, please.

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:03:55 PM EDT

[#5]

4,2,3,1

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:05:24 PM EDT

[#6]

8 second ride?

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:05:33 PM EDT

[#7]

Man, that would be kind of fun to get beat up by tina there.

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:06:40 PM EDT

[#8]

I'd start on the left and work my way down.

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:06:48 PM EDT

[#9]

See how bad I want it?

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:07:05 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
I'll have two servings of the one on the far right, please.

I assume you have a 1 in 3 chance of picking the OP's young daughter.

[slowly backs out of thread as he keeps his mouth shut]

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:08:28 PM EDT

[#11]

That would be the "big T"

No problemo, cut her loose and don't get cranky about it.

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:08:31 PM EDT

[#12]

Not bad for the 2000 time it's been seen.

HH

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:09:57 PM EDT

[#13]

Ill take the one on the far right.

Thanks,

See ya in about an hour or two

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:20:11 PM EDT

[#14]

That's a HUUUGE bitch!

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:21:45 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
That's a HUUUGE bitch!

Unless you are bigger ya might want to be nicer.

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:21:48 PM EDT

[#16]

the girl on the FAR right

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:24:41 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
I'll have two servings of the one on the far right, please.

+1

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:24:53 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:

That's a HUUUGE bitch!

Unless you are bigger ya might want to be nicer.

Heh, nah, but I bet I can run faster!

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:26:11 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
4,2,3,1

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:27:07 PM EDT

[#20]

Spawn of Andre the Giant?

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:28:13 PM EDT

[#21]

i'd definitely hit that

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:43:06 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
i'd definitely hit that

dude, you're making my penis soft.

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:48:26 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:

i'd definitely hit that

dude, you're making my penis soft.

I'm sure he forgot to say "with a bat."

Posted: 3/30/2010 2:50:20 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
i'd definitely hit that

dude, you're making my penis soft.

I'm sure he forgot to say "with a bat."

Eh, she is just big and sturdy. If need be she could be hitched to a plow sent to the back 40, and she is probably gracefull on the dance floor. Or maybe not.

Posted: 3/30/2010 3:09:34 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

I'll have two servings of the one on the far right, please.

I concur. I do believe I would, in fact, hit that also.

Posted: 3/30/2010 3:10:48 PM EDT

[#26]

I would love to try and tackle number 1 . She might tackle me but it would be worth it imho!

Posted: 3/30/2010 3:22:48 PM EDT

[#27]

Hello Manbearpig.

Posted: 3/30/2010 3:26:26 PM EDT

[#28]

Does she drink out of the river?

Posted: 3/30/2010 3:37:27 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Does she drink out of the river?

LMFAO............

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