[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Note left in fridge at work (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 5/11/2011 5:58:23 PM EDT
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We had some steal a pie (yes...a whole fucking pie...it was even marked with a name on it) out of the fridge at work. I work in a secure facility( ). The sign that popped up soon after?If you can't be trusted with American pie, how can you be trusted with American secrets? |
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I never understood this phenomenon of stealing peoples shit out of a common refrigerator. In the past I had my lunch raided a few times as well and all I could do is sit there scratching my head. I mean, we make good money here, there is like a bunch of fast food restaurants and shit within walking distance. So you woke up in the morning, did not pack a lunch, and then didn't have $2 to fucking go to Wendy's and get some double stacks to satiate your hunger? Or you couldn't just buzz home real quick and grab something to wolf down and buzz back? What the hell is wrong with you? I really would like an explanation for this. Honestly, I would. I need to live in a world that makes sense, and this makes no sense to me. No sense at all. |
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Quoted: Place tasty looking sandwich in fridge with xxx hot fire habenario sauce on it. Wait until someone comes by looking like their mouth is on fire. This is what Everclear and hot peppers is good for. Just pour a little on the bread, let the ethanol evaporate, and have a camera handy.
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1) Make a sandwich.
2) Open the sandwich up, put your junk in the sandwich and take a pic. 3) Put the sandwich in the work frige, or at least throw the sandwich away. 4) Next time your lunch goes missing, tape a print of the pic to the frige!
Discaimer: Don't do this if anyone might recognize your junk! |
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I once worked at a place that had many women employed as seasonal workers. Add in a thief that swiped assorted goodies from the refrigerator. I was one of the victims. One day there was an ad posted on the refrigerator talking about free facials. Anybody that wanted one just had to sigh up for it. So I wrote in one of the spaces: The Refrigerator Thief 10 minutes after I find you. I never found out who was the thief. But I never lost one or more parts of my lunch again. |
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Maybe I just live in some sort of super nice bubble, but in 8.5 years of working there, never had my lunch stolen or heard of anyone else having that happen at my office. Hell, we regularly bring in "group" lunches and snacks, spot each other cash when we go out with no worries of ever getting it back, and buy each other lunch when the occasion calls for it. WTF is wrong with the people you people work with? |
one of the reasons I bring my lunch in my own insulated lunchbox 
On a side note, we have a big fatass woman at work. I was getting some leftover fajitas from a meeting and she snuck in there with another cow and was loading up. It was strange. I've seen those shows where the fats talk about how food makes them "happy" (don't get me wrong, I love me some food, but not to the level they speak about) and this woman was just gushing about how good everything looked and how much she enjoyed fajitas, how she like to go out to eat and get them, etc etc. It was very strange to actually experience someone talking about food in a orgasmic like sense. |
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The day after a christmas party there was a bunch of extra food. I made this deer "Mexican Casserole" and brought it in for my lunch the day after the party. A few of the guys were in there snacking on some of the leftovers when one of them came across my container and said "Wow, I didn't see this at the party yesterday." They got so far as to cutting it into 3rds when I came and and said "Hey what the hell are you guys doing with my lunch?" Fast forward a couple years and the main culprit who tried to eat my lunch was going around asking people where his lunch went. No-one knew, so a few of us gave him some "donations" from our own lunches. He went back to his desk, ate his charity food, and sent an email saying "Whoever took my chili, I am not mad, I'd just really like my container back." After lunch one of the managers came over to me and said "Wait, who lost a lunch?" I told him who it was, and he said "Oh crap, I have a container just like that and I made chili over a week ago, so I thought it was MINE that I forgot to throw away from last week!" He felt bad and bought the guy lunch the next day. |
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A place that I worked at years ago had a ration of lunch thefts.
One guy got so pissed he put a note in his lunch bag that said: "Did I jack off in this sandwich, or is it mayonnaise? Let me know how it tasted" The dumbass braindead chucklefuck that stole the lunch reported this to his supervisor. 
Luckily, he (lunch thief) was suspended for two weeks and everybody knew why. Lunches stopped disappearing for a long, long time. |
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At an old job I had a boss who was a real piece of shit hatred by all. Whenever I would buy something out of that spinning wheel thing I would grab his lunch from the fridge and stuff it in the empty slot forcing him to buy it back. This is choc full of WIN 
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