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3/17/2007 12:28:34 PM EDT
I went out for a cheap breakfast this morning.  In this state, you can find hole-in-the-wall restaurants run by both legal and illegal immigrants.  The one thing you can always count on is great tasting chow.  Good stuff.  I tried a new dish a few weeks ago when my friend Rosalio showed me a new place.  He had to do the ordering since no one spoke English.  Well, my food was simply superb.  The best.  I was happily bursting at the seams stuffed.

Now, back to this morning.  I walked into the hole-in-the-wall place where no one speaks American.  I looked over the paper menu but couldn't find what I ordered last time.  I sort of knew the name but I wasn't sure.  I kept telling them I wanted, "La Migra, La Migra."  They looked at me like I was a lunatic.  I come from the old school where foreign language skills are improved by merely adjusting your volume.  I repeated myself much louder, "La Migra!  I want La Migra!  Yo key-arrow La Migra!"

After some of the kitchen staff left through the back alley, I took a closer look at the flimsy menu.  There is was; MIGAS.  I wanted breakfast migas.  

I paid my $3.75 and got a heaping portion of tortillas, cheese, eggs, jalapeños, and some other stuff they probably found laying around.  But it sure was tasty.
3/17/2007 12:29:37 PM EDT
[#1]
3/17/2007 12:35:36 PM EDT
[#2]
Yellinig La Migra will make an illegal alien soil his drawers.

Quiero migas por favor.
3/17/2007 12:35:56 PM EDT
[#3]
You probably got TB.
3/17/2007 12:37:42 PM EDT
[#4]

La Migra


Migra, or la Migra, is a term used within Spanish-speaking immigrant communities in the United States as a way to refer to U.S. government entities or officials that enforce U.S. immigration laws such as Immigration and Customs Enforcement or the Border Patrol, especially when it is believed that a crackdown in the vicinity is imminent. The word derives from the Spanish word migración, which translates to immigration or migration in English.


3/17/2007 12:38:35 PM EDT
[#5]
well at least you didnt ask for eggs and sausage

3/17/2007 12:39:34 PM EDT
[#6]

Quiero migas por favor



That would be a rather rude way to order anything.(You generally get a gringo-spanish pass tho)

Me Gustaria migas would be much more mannerly.


Quiero is "I want"

Me Gustaria is "I would like"
3/17/2007 12:40:11 PM EDT
[#7]
That's some funny shit!!!


We used to do it for fun to see who would haul ass.
3/17/2007 12:42:02 PM EDT
[#8]
This was one of the funnier language faux pas stories.

Almost as funny as Russians that sigh out loud by saying "cock" all the time.
3/17/2007 12:44:15 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

Quiero migas por favor



That would be a rather rude way to order anything.(You generally get a gringo-spanish pass tho)

Me Gustaria migas would be much more mannerly.


Quiero is "I want"

Me Gustaria is "I would like"


I know that.  You could ask for it in any number of ways, I ask for things in different ways depending on if its a drive through, etc.
3/17/2007 1:28:29 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted: I sort of knew the name but I wasn't sure.  I kept telling them I wanted, "La Migra, La Migra."  They looked at me like I was a lunatic.  I come from the old school where foreign language skills are improved by merely adjusting your volume.  I repeated myself much louder, "La Migra!  I want La Migra!  Yo key-arrow La Migra!"
3/17/2007 1:43:31 PM EDT
[#11]
Traigame migas

Dame migas


Hagame el favor de traer migas

Me puedes hacer el favor de traer migas


and on and on and on.....



I wasn't slamming you, I just would rather he learn the polite way first.

It is still funny he asked for la migra, tho.


Next time, just order menudo
3/17/2007 1:48:29 PM EDT
[#12]
There's no replacement for displacement.
3/17/2007 1:52:15 PM EDT
[#13]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyLm8Zsi-R4
3/17/2007 2:35:59 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
Traigame migas

Dame migas


Hagame el favor de traer migas

Me puedes hacer el favor de traer migas


and on and on and on.....



I wasn't slamming you, I just would rather he learn the polite way first.

It is still funny he asked for la migra, tho.


Next time, just order menudo


Nothing like the whole hog stuff to clear the nostrils ...
3/17/2007 3:26:11 PM EDT
[#15]
You could always go back and apologize by saying, "Lo siento, soy muy embaresaro!"



j/k, and you'll have to forgive my poor spelling.

Or not.
3/17/2007 3:31:48 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
You could always go back and apologize by saying, "Lo siento, soy muy embaresaro!"



j/k, and you'll have to forgive my poor spelling.

Or not.


He got knocked up?  Is that what you want him to say?
3/17/2007 3:49:32 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
You could always go back and apologize by saying, "Lo siento, soy muy embaresaro!"



j/k, and you'll have to forgive my poor spelling.

Or not.


3/17/2007 3:50:55 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You could always go back and apologize by saying, "Lo siento, soy muy embaresaro!"



j/k, and you'll have to forgive my poor spelling.

Or not.


He got knocked up?  Is that what you want him to say?


Yes, that's what I was trying to say. It's been WAY too many years since I tried to speak Spanish fluently!
3/17/2007 3:54:03 PM EDT
[#19]
Just wait till you learn some spanish and walk into that same restaurant again
And hear " Dad, he followed me home (aka..a dog behind him) can we eat him"