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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:49:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I had high hopes for the return from the break. I am disappoint. I blame you https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/102941/abdul_get_some_rocks_jpeg-2947446.JPG 
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:49:29 PM EDT
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That's obviously powder to keep his feet dry.
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:49:30 PM EDT
[#3]
She sure wouldnt enjoy tossing my boots...
I would also ask her to check my booty hole for drugs.... Because reasons.. |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:49:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why is she Master Deputy Perez and not Mistress Deputy Perez? 
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:49:42 PM EDT
[#5]
What you don't use foot powder?
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:49:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And the lasting orthopedic injuries were worth jumping that Big Wheel! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: But is it, really? Looking back on all the stupid shit we did as kids, I have come to the conclusion that we weren't really that lucky so much as we just weren't the snowflakes we have today. IK distinctly remember one specific instance where a buddy of mine and I were going down the parkway in his mom's Buick when we saw a friend's father driving down the same road. My buddy Mark decided that he needed to moon said friend's father, so he set the cruise control for about 10 mph faster than we were going, stood up in the driver seat while I steered from the passenger seat and he proceeded to drop his drawers and hang his bare ass out the driver window while laying on the horn while we drove past good ol' Otis. We didn't die and ended up with a great story for out grandchildren!  And the lasting orthopedic injuries were worth jumping that Big Wheel! Green Machine bruh, get it straight!  Green Machine by Huffy Commercial - 1978 - Vintage Advertising |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:50:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I had high hopes for the return from the break. I am disappoint. I blame you https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/102941/abdul_get_some_rocks_jpeg-2947446.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/284414/4103-2947447.jpg 
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:50:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:50:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why is she Master Deputy Perez and not Mistress Deputy Perez? |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:50:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why is she Master Deputy Perez and not Mistress Deputy Perez? Because Sheriff Leon Lott knows better. |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:50:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well, I'd like to think my amazing passenger seat driving skills had a little to do with it but yeah, it's a well known fact the the Good Lord looks out for those of us who are too damn dumb to look out for ourselves. We sure had a blast though...
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:50:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why is she Master Deputy Perez and not Mistress Deputy Perez? She doesn't have leather pants and a whip. |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:50:35 PM EDT
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Newports!
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:50:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My Omron reads +26 systolic / +17 diastolic vs. doctor office observations. Fun times. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: "It don't hurt anymore" is no longer in my vocabulary. Just wait until you're my age...  Truth I had a car ready to go home this afternoon and wanted to double check the lug nut torque before I let it go. I think I stood there for probably five minutes looking at the wheel before finally deciding to kneel down and check the lug nuts because I knew how damn hard it was gonna be to get back up when I was finished. Over the last 2 months, I got blood pressure medicine that worked. Me standing up is now double-jeopardy. Dude, I don't even want to discuss blood pressure meds. The doc in a box prescribed me 10mg of some shit and told me to monitor my BP for 2 months. If the numbers I was recording are accurate, I should be dead several times over. They seemed indifferent about it.  Get your home b.p. cuffs checked against doctors office manual b.p. reading numbers. Ask me how I know.  I quickly came to that conclusion. One dies and I ordered another one from Amazom. Second one was 10-15 points higher than the previous one. Chinese garbage.... Home b.p. cuffs with me. 160+/90+ all the time at best resting, no stress, don't have to fly anywhere to kill anyone in an IT frame of reference. I finna die. Go to dr's office ... 120/70. They're worried they over-dialed me on Losartan b.p, med. My b.p. going back 20 yrs was always borderline high. Fighting a carpal tunnel situation between Feb and July push it over the line hard. Omron all BP machines. Properly sized arm cuff. Wrist cuff ain't gonna cut it. My Omron reads +26 systolic / +17 diastolic vs. doctor office observations. Fun times. I'm always 10 pts-ish higher at Drs office vs. my Omron home machine. |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:51:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's obviously powder to keep his feet dry. |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:51:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't blame you for that.Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Regular doc or cardiologist? Get to a cardiologist. That's what I had to do. I have a car at the shop right now that belongs to a trauma surgeon. He's the local SWAT team doc and a damn good guy. I told his wife the other day to tell him that there would be no charge if he brought a blood pressure cuff and a prescription pad when he comes to get his car. I don't blame you for that.Fugk a buncha going to the doctor when you have alternatives! |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:51:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's obviously powder to keep his feet dry. Quote HistoryQuoted: That's obviously powder to keep his feet dry. Quoted: What you don't use foot powder? Not a cult. |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:52:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She doesn't have leather pants and a whip. |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:52:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: But is it, really? Looking back on all the stupid shit we did as kids, I have come to the conclusion that we weren't really that lucky so much as we just weren't the snowflakes we have today. IK distinctly remember one specific instance where a buddy of mine and I were going down the parkway in his mom's Buick when we saw a friend's father driving down the same road. My buddy Mark decided that he needed to moon said friend's father, so he set the cruise control for about 10 mph faster than we were going, stood up in the driver seat while I steered from the passenger seat and he proceeded to drop his drawers and hang his bare ass out the driver window while laying on the horn while we drove past good ol' Otis. We didn't die and ended up with a great story for out grandchildren! And the lasting orthopedic injuries were worth jumping that Big Wheel! Green Machine bruh, get it straight!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB2T8dnbhhwThose tended to be too long with too much play on the rear axle to achieve glory. |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:52:46 PM EDT
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Thats why you keep the blow in the magicians corner.
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:52:49 PM EDT
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Come on. Almost there
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:53:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How do you know? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: She doesn't have leather pants and a whip. She hasn't invited me over yet. Ill report back when she does. |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:53:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Come on. Almost there To 30 |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:54:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm always 10 pts-ish higher at Drs office vs. my Omron home machine. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: "It don't hurt anymore" is no longer in my vocabulary. Just wait until you're my age... Truth I had a car ready to go home this afternoon and wanted to double check the lug nut torque before I let it go. I think I stood there for probably five minutes looking at the wheel before finally deciding to kneel down and check the lug nuts because I knew how damn hard it was gonna be to get back up when I was finished. Over the last 2 months, I got blood pressure medicine that worked. Me standing up is now double-jeopardy. Dude, I don't even want to discuss blood pressure meds. The doc in a box prescribed me 10mg of some shit and told me to monitor my BP for 2 months. If the numbers I was recording are accurate, I should be dead several times over. They seemed indifferent about it. Get your home b.p. cuffs checked against doctors office manual b.p. reading numbers. Ask me how I know. I quickly came to that conclusion. One dies and I ordered another one from Amazom. Second one was 10-15 points higher than the previous one. Chinese garbage.... Home b.p. cuffs with me. 160+/90+ all the time at best resting, no stress, don't have to fly anywhere to kill anyone in an IT frame of reference. I finna die. Go to dr's office ... 120/70. They're worried they over-dialed me on Losartan b.p, med. My b.p. going back 20 yrs was always borderline high. Fighting a carpal tunnel situation between Feb and July push it over the line hard. Omron all BP machines. Properly sized arm cuff. Wrist cuff ain't gonna cut it. My Omron reads +26 systolic / +17 diastolic vs. doctor office observations. Fun times. I'm always 10 pts-ish higher at Drs office vs. my Omron home machine. Mine's made in Vietnam. Vietnam calibration is possibly not best calibration? |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:54:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Come on. Almost there I'm doing my best to get 30. Ryan Ruck did this. |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:54:35 PM EDT
[#26]
Get your flu shot and other vaccines all in one trip? How about "No." Shove your clot shots up your ass.
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:54:46 PM EDT
[#27]
Until after tomorrow's Svengoolie movie.
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:54:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: To 30 Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Come on. Almost there To 30 Yes plz |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:55:03 PM EDT
[#29]
Much glory to all.
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:55:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryI like me some tig ol' bitties. You would never know this if you were to see my ex-wife. Just saying...
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:55:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I know the only reason I am still alive. It isn't because I didn't do some epically stupid shit. I did stuff with my parent’s 80s era Buick that was way past the couch on wheels designed perimeters. |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:55:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Until after tomorrow's Svengoolie movie. Goodnight Sir |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:55:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:55:43 PM EDT
[#34]
Anyone snort a line of AG1?
Does it help your gut health and general wellbean? |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:55:45 PM EDT
[#35]
We can do it
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:55:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Much glory to all. Not quite yet |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:56:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I like me some tig ol' bitties. You would never know this if you were to see my ex-wife. Just saying... Same |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:56:15 PM EDT
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Seems we're paying for that hour commercial free right about now.
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:56:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We can do it We must |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:56:37 PM EDT
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Wheres M4ger
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:56:41 PM EDT
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Sharon. Besides the GOLO story, how t.f. hard did you hit the gym?
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:56:43 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Get your flu shot and other vaccines all in one trip? How about "No." Shove your clot shots up your ass. |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:56:47 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I had high hopes for the return from the break. I am disappoint. Meh, I can't complain too much. I guess I've enjoyed interacting with my buddies just as much as I've enjoyed the show, if not more. |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:56:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I like me some tig ol' bitties. You would never know this if you were to see my ex-wife. Just saying... 
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:56:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wheres M4ger Asleep |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:57:12 PM EDT
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That fucking owl
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:57:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Until after tomorrow's Svengoolie movie. |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:57:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Bolivian marching powder. One of the best lines out of Miami Vice. |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:57:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Meh, I can't complain too much. I guess I've enjoyed interacting with my buddies just as much as I've enjoyed the show, if not more. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I had high hopes for the return from the break. I am disappoint. Meh, I can't complain too much. I guess I've enjoyed interacting with my buddies just as much as I've enjoyed the show, if not more. Yeah, this |
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Posted: 9/8/2023 11:58:22 PM EDT
[#50]
30?
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