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12/31/2015 1:03:09 PM EDT
So I went to the local grocery store to get some supplies for a party I am going to tonight.  On my way to my car, there was a group of mentally handicapped adults and their two "handlers".  One of them went full tropic thunder and the two people handling them were doing their best to refocus him.  As soon as the others realized what was going on, they all scattered.  I assume a parking lot full of cars is very exciting to people whom live in a home.  Anyways I decided the right thing to do was try and help get these people back to their staff because I'm sure one of them would get hit by a car.  

So I tapped one of "them" on the shoulder, and told her that she needed to get back to her group.  This middle aged porker in sweat pants and unkept hair whips around hand raised and says "I ain't no fucking retard".

I hung my head and proceeded to my car.  Today OP fails
12/31/2015 1:04:28 PM EDT
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lol'd
12/31/2015 1:05:03 PM EDT
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12/31/2015 1:05:40 PM EDT
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Somethings are better left unsaid
12/31/2015 1:06:33 PM EDT
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Lol
12/31/2015 1:06:44 PM EDT
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"I beg to differ, ma'am"
12/31/2015 1:06:48 PM EDT
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Lol, looks like YOU were the one that escaped haha
12/31/2015 1:07:42 PM EDT
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I threw my helmet and tripped my handler.
12/31/2015 1:08:46 PM EDT
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This thread is very funny.
12/31/2015 1:09:05 PM EDT
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She lied.
12/31/2015 1:12:29 PM EDT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v170jOtC3bA
12/31/2015 1:12:47 PM EDT
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You have no idea how much I would have loved to have come up with that at the moment.
12/31/2015 1:15:30 PM EDT
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This is very relevant to the conversation.
12/31/2015 1:17:27 PM EDT
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you tried and the phat thing was uncivil.
12/31/2015 1:17:49 PM EDT
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So I went to the local grocery store to get some supplies for a party I am going to tonight.  On my way to my car, there was a group of mentally handicapped adults and their two "handlers".  One of them went full tropic thunder and the two people handling them were doing their best to refocus him.  As soon as the others realized what was going on, they all scattered.  I assume a parking lot full of cars is very exciting to people whom live in a home.  Anyways I decided the right thing to do was try and help get these people back to their staff because I'm sure one of them would get hit by a car.  

So I tapped one of "them" on the shoulder, and told her that she needed to get back to her group.  This middle aged porker in sweat pants and unkept hair whips around hand raised and says "I ain't no fucking retard".

I hung my head and proceeded to my car.  Today OP fails
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lulz
12/31/2015 1:18:05 PM EDT
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I almost bladed at 45. She was indignant.
12/31/2015 1:18:43 PM EDT
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Could have been worse.
























Could have asked her if she was pregnant. ......
12/31/2015 1:21:26 PM EDT
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Lulz no one was going to hit that set of beef curtains.
12/31/2015 1:23:02 PM EDT
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"The Living Ham"
12/31/2015 1:23:37 PM EDT
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But people eat ham.
12/31/2015 1:24:25 PM EDT
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Nailed it.

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12/31/2015 1:24:33 PM EDT
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The Dream Team

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12/31/2015 1:24:53 PM EDT
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12/31/2015 1:30:51 PM EDT
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I worked for the DMR as a "handler" 30 yrs ago. Field trips to the grocery store were always interestung.

I was amazed how many "normal" folks could have been in our group.
12/31/2015 1:33:33 PM EDT
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Thanks, best laugh of the day so far.
12/31/2015 1:33:45 PM EDT
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I was amazed how many "normal" folks could have been in our group.
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You sir have my respect.  That job looked really tough.
12/31/2015 1:35:25 PM EDT
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lmao!

We had a couple of disabled folks go at it in line at the airport one time. Holy shit! It was like two dogs fighting! I wasn't gettin in the middle of that.
12/31/2015 1:36:21 PM EDT
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I wish I could have seen that!






12/31/2015 1:36:44 PM EDT
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lmao!

We had a couple of disabled folks go at it in line at the airport one time. Holy shit! It was like two dogs fighting! I wasn't gettin in the middle of that.
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The one who went full tropic thunder scared the shit out of me. I have never seen anything like it.
12/31/2015 1:40:26 PM EDT
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lol.  

Thats like asking a fat lady if they are prego.  I have done that.
12/31/2015 1:41:25 PM EDT
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Thats like asking a fat lady if they are prego.  I have done that.
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But this wasn't curiosity, I was trying to make sure no one got hurt.
12/31/2015 1:41:40 PM EDT
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Needs ms paint.

12/31/2015 1:42:35 PM EDT
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OP should feel bad
12/31/2015 1:45:14 PM EDT
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I do, however all of my friends laughed when I told them the story.
12/31/2015 1:47:07 PM EDT
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Amateur tard wrangling.
12/31/2015 1:48:22 PM EDT
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Too bad you didn't ask "are you sure? "
12/31/2015 1:49:05 PM EDT
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I was at a loss for words.
12/31/2015 1:50:00 PM EDT
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The town hires the mental folk at a downtown "workshop" sweep the sidewalks/Gazebo area on Main St and sometimes it looks like the handlers are herding cats with brooms.
12/31/2015 1:51:08 PM EDT
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I feel better about how everyone in a large store asks me for help, thinking I work there.












I'd rather be mistaken for a retail worker than a tard.  
12/31/2015 1:52:08 PM EDT
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Last month I was at a gun show looking at some holsters, when I stepped back and bumped into someone. He was about the size of one of my sons when they were 11 or 12, so I excused myself by saying, " Sorry, Little Guy, I didn't see you."


Then I saw the mustache and goatee, as well as the VERY pissed-off look he gave me...


He wasn't a dwarf(Little Person), just a small fully grown man, so I just smiled and said, "Sorry, dude".
12/31/2015 1:54:12 PM EDT
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You realize that is almost the same thing right

12/31/2015 1:54:40 PM EDT
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Oh.... she was a retard alright
12/31/2015 1:56:25 PM EDT
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OP got outsmarted.
12/31/2015 1:56:29 PM EDT
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This is like a joke come to life.
12/31/2015 1:57:58 PM EDT
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12/31/2015 1:57:59 PM EDT
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I feel better about how everyone in a large store asks me for help, thinking I work there.
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You realize that is almost the same thing right










 
Realized that right as I hit "submit."  


 






I'm going to go sniff markers to make myself feel gooder.
12/31/2015 2:00:26 PM EDT
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I'm going to go sniff markers to make myself feel gooder.
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I feel better about how everyone in a large store asks me for help, thinking I work there.







I'd rather be mistaken for a retail worker than a tard.  


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  Realized that right as I hit "submit."  
 



I'm going to go sniff markers to make myself feel gooder.


Try the Elmers glue, it's delicious.
12/31/2015 2:00:38 PM EDT
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Reading this I thought you were gonna say you did some type of 45 degree blade move for a quick draw. Instead you were shamed by a retard.
12/31/2015 2:00:54 PM EDT
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It's that fashionable smock.
12/31/2015 2:01:46 PM EDT
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Sometimes you need a score card to tell the players
12/31/2015 2:02:08 PM EDT
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I hung my head and proceeded to my car. Today OP fails.





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That was no fail, OP.  You gave the individual a reality check.  She can handle it or she can't.  You did the world a service.





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