Posted: 9/16/2008 5:26:58 PM EDT
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Change = All you’ll have left when we are done taxing the bejesus out of you Victims of the housing crisis = Idiots who bought a home they couldn’t afford Make a difference in Americans lives = insert government into every aspect of your lives 47 million American uninsured = less than 20 million (10% of Americans) chronically uninsured Invest = Spend your money Pay their fair share = pay government more than they get to keep for themselves Hand-up = Hand-out Working Americans = 40% of Americans who pay almost zero income taxes Sacrifice = Pay more taxes to government Address climate change = instituting socialist policies in America Bitter Americans = Americans who believe in God, limited government, and the rule of law Community Organizer = radical rebel-rouser Turn the page = turn a blind eye to higher taxes and bigger government Phased redeployment = Surrender to the terrorists Cap and Trade = We’ll cap America’s prosperity, and trade her sovereignty to world government I’ve always said = I’ve straddled this issue like a porn star Bring them out of the shadows = Give them Amnesty, and free access to our social safety net NeoCon = Anyone not a Liberal It’s not Amnesty = It’s Amnesty Green jobs = government created jobs funded by you and I, the taxpayer Comprehensive Immigration Reform = Amnesty Pathway to citizenship = Amnesty Cowboy diplomacy = Putting America’s best interests above all else in negotiations Torture = Anything stronger than a good tongue lashing I will stand up for you = I will control all aspect of your lives Invisible Americans = Americans who want a hand out We are in it for the American people = the American people are in for it Privileged few = Any hard working American Restore America’s credibility to the world = Cede American sovereignty to the UN Corporate greed = Corporations desire to make a small profit Americans who’s voices have not been heard = Americans who want a hand out Universal health care = poor quality health care for everyone with waits that would make Rip Van Winkle seem like a young man Addressing the issue of the 12 million illegal aliens here = give the 20 million illegals amnesty |
