Posted: 2/9/2005 5:14:42 PM EDT
| When any of you law enforcement types search a home/vechicle and you come across a huge porn stash how much grief do you give them.....? |
Not really a porn stash, but funny anyway...........One of our guys opened a glove box on a search of a vehicle. The nice ladies vibrator rolls out, bounces off the floorboard, and then bonces off his boot before rolling under the car. The guys made real sure to tell me about it every chance they could, since the "nice lady" was a relative of mine by marriage. 
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| I have been on 5 high risk search warants in the last year and every one had porn in the house. one had a guy naked with to half naked ladies in bed with him and porn playing on the t.v. they were asleep when we went in the house. the funny thing is that our narcotics officer's who write the searh warrants have to watch all the tapes to make sure there is nothing illegal on it. they say they watch some nasty stuff. |
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One of the Highway Patrol guys in my area says that he finds porn in 100% of the cars that have meth in them. Interesting, I guess you got to do something with all that time your "up", might as well kill two birds with one stone, drive and jerk off. He uses it as a sign if theres porn there might be meth, but if there's meth there's always porn. As a side note how does your state (anyone) handle it if your can see a person driving down the road with one of those DVD players showing porn. Assume that the driver(of that vehicle) cannot see it, say it's a passanger in the back watching it. What then? Is that a public order crime or is it worse because someone under the age of 18 might get an eye full (no pun intended). |
| I took a burglary report once where the lady claimed her dildos were stolen. A few days later she calls us back and tells us they weren't stolen. Her 2 and 3 year old girls found them and took them in their room where they chewed on em for a few days and hid them. |
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I almoost killed a woman over a dildo.......... I went to a hold up alarm, my backer was still 5 minutes out. I was peeking around the corner and a woman came out of the store quickly (an adult toy store) she had this wild look in her eyes. I screamed for her to go down as I lit her up with the light on my gage. Repeatedly I told her to show me her hands as it was obvious that she had something under her coat she was holding. She kept advancing towards me. I finally screamed your fucking dead and she froze. She went down to the ground and I kept cover on her untill my backer got there. When he arrived we found what she was hiding a large 12 to 14 inch dildo that she had just shoplifted. The manager of the store told the mew store clerk if she needed the police to hit the hold up alarm.... I dont think thaty woman ever knew how close that "big gun" almost cost her, her life. The other funny one I stopped a drunk driver (in the same neighborhood as above). It had two occupants. The driver failed all sobriety tests. He was placed under arrest. The passenger was the owner of the car but he had no dl. He was arrested for public intox and placed in my backers car. While inventoring the car we found all this gay porno in the trunk. I asked the driver about it because he said he barely knew the guy who's car it was. So we had a little fun with the driver and he was squirming. He was married (to a woman) and seeing all that stuff made him sober up fast. The fun came to an end quickly though. In the trunk we started finding logging chains with handcuff's attached to them. Large dildos, gags, clubs, needles a gas mask attached to a propane cylinder. I may not of new alot about sex crimes but I knew enough to call some one who did. I contacted one of our detectives and described it all to him. He said that it was a snuff kit for bdsm untill the point of death. Of course I said sure..sure. Then he said he would be enroute. For a detective to come out off duty on a Friday night I knew it was not a joke. Later I was told this guy was wanted for questioning in 3 state for homicides of males. I never foreget what the driver said after seeing all the stuff in the trunk. "This is the first time I have ever been glad to go to jail...You all may of saved my life" |