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When I used to work out religiously I went to a small gym where a bunch of muscle heads went. One Sunday I am working out and hear this crash out in the cardio room. This one particular muscle head put the treadmill on full blast and decided to just hop on and start going. Lol, the guy was at least 25 feet behind the treadmill laying in a pile of free weights and groaning in pain. He was alright, other than his pride, but had a huge knot on his head. |
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One day I was in a store and they had the Tony Little's Gazelle. I am on there messing around one arm goes forward one leg goes back and vice versa. Well then I decided to try something new. I pulled back on both handles and had both legs go forward, then I sent both legs back, and i got going faster till I flew back about 6 feet and the machine went forward. All this happened in the store and the manager can running over, I told the manager my next stop was my lawyers office. This is what that machine looks like  Fixed it for typing issues. |
Your lawyer doesn't have any better of a chance of fixing stupid as your doctor does. 
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means he threated the store, that he was going to sue them for using the piece of equipment in a manner it was not designed for. its not a swing. thats like driving your car into the ocean, then threatening the manufacturer for injury, because the car didnt float. or..... putting hot coffee on your lap and sueing because you were not told it was hot. (well that one worked... once) |
i love her. (yes its a man) |