Warning

 

Close
Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Cancel Confirm
AR15.COM

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - PA guys (Page 1 of 2)

Previous Page
/ 2
Next Page
8/3/2017 9:14:38 PM EDT
what areas in the following counties of Eastern PA (Pike, Monroe, northhampton, lehigh, Bucks) is the best place for a New yawker to relocate?

want to buy something around $250K and retreat there
8/3/2017 9:22:46 PM EDT
[#1]
Commute?
8/3/2017 9:23:48 PM EDT
[#2]
Wrong part of the state. Try west.
8/3/2017 9:25:11 PM EDT
[#3]
Where in N.Y. are you from?
8/3/2017 9:26:44 PM EDT
[#4]
North or south of the Tappen Zee Bridge
8/3/2017 9:27:24 PM EDT
[#5]
We're full sorry.
8/3/2017 9:28:59 PM EDT
[#6]
School aged kids?
do you like scrapple?
8/3/2017 9:29:31 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote History
Quoted:
We're full sorry.
View Quote
8/3/2017 9:30:26 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote History
Quoted:
School aged kids?
do you like scrapple?
View Quote
Do you even know what scrapple is?   And what is your stance on pork roll?  Bag or pre sliced?
8/3/2017 9:33:51 PM EDT
[#9]
You won't make it past the border guards...
8/3/2017 9:34:31 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote History
Quoted:
You won't make it past the border guards...
View Quote
God willing he will get stuck in the quagmire that is NJ.

And it is pronounced wudder!
8/3/2017 9:35:36 PM EDT
[#11]
.


I hear Massachusetts is nice, try there


.
8/3/2017 9:37:32 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote History
Quoted:
We're full sorry.
View Quote
Pretty much.  Fuxking neighbouring township is trying to ban shooting on your own property.
8/3/2017 9:39:33 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote History
Quoted:
We're full sorry.
View Quote
And have been full for 30 years. We don't need any more Mupfers.
8/3/2017 9:43:49 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote History
Quoted:
We're full sorry.
View Quote
8/3/2017 10:18:47 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote History
Quoted:
Wrong part of the state. Try west.
View Quote
Wrong. Gotta stay east of Harrisburg

8/3/2017 10:30:08 PM EDT
[#16]
You have to go back, OP.
8/3/2017 10:30:45 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote History
Quoted:
We're full sorry.
View Quote
Holy shit this.
8/3/2017 10:32:28 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote History
Quoted:
Commute?
View Quote
it would be a second home...so i can vacation in PA
8/3/2017 10:36:03 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote History
Quoted:
School aged kids?
do you like scrapple?
View Quote
no kids

dont know whats scrapple, but ive had peach ice tea snapple before. Is it similar?
8/3/2017 10:37:07 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote History
Quoted:


no kids

dont know whats scrapple, but ive had peach ice tea snapple before. Is it similar?
View Quote
lol

no.  it is not similar.
8/3/2017 10:37:33 PM EDT
[#21]
haha, 250,000 is a little light for PA these days.
8/3/2017 10:37:38 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote History
Quoted:


it would be a second home...so i can vacation in PA
View Quote
Please don't. If you must trespass don't speak Russian or ghetto. I hear nj is ny friendly
8/3/2017 10:37:52 PM EDT
[#23]
What about Texans, are they allowed?  I'm visiting PA in two weeks to scout out a potential relocation....
8/3/2017 10:38:53 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote History
Quoted:
What about Texans, are they allowed?  I'm visiting PA in two weeks to scout out a potential relocation....
View Quote
Yes.  
8/3/2017 10:39:53 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote History
Quoted:
Holy shit this.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
We're full sorry.
Holy shit this.
What they said. Plenty of room in NJ though.
8/3/2017 10:41:12 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote History
Quoted:
What about Texans, are they allowed?  I'm visiting PA in two weeks to scout out a potential relocation....
View Quote
Are you a steer? If not than no
8/3/2017 10:43:39 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote History
Quoted:


Are you a steer? If not than no
View Quote
I met a guy from Illinois on a trip that thought parroting that 30 year old movie line every 2 hours was a laugh riot.

I was just impressed that his parents let him take an unsupervised trip and didn't even make him wear a helmet.
8/3/2017 10:44:39 PM EDT
[#28]
You need a visa first OP.
8/3/2017 10:44:51 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote History
Quoted:
haha, 250,000 is a little light for PA these days.
View Quote
is there anything for around that price in less populous more remote areas

i want to get away from my new yucker comrades
8/3/2017 10:45:24 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote History
Quoted:
What about Texans, are they allowed?  I'm visiting PA in two weeks to scout out a potential relocation....
View Quote
Don't you fucking come up here and start talking about how shit is done in Texas.  You better start liking beans now.
8/3/2017 10:46:07 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote History
Quoted:
You need a visa first OP.
View Quote
Even people who don't live in PA are telling a new yorker to stay out. That's called a clue
8/3/2017 10:46:26 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote History
Quoted:
What they said. Plenty of room in NJ though.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
We're full sorry.
Holy shit this.
What they said. Plenty of room in NJ though.
NJ smells, and nobody from new york thinks highly of NJ
8/3/2017 10:47:39 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote History
Quoted:
is there anything for around that price in less populous more remote areas

i want to get away from my new yucker comrades
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
haha, 250,000 is a little light for PA these days.
is there anything for around that price in less populous more remote areas

i want to get away from my new yucker comrades
I cant speak for NEPA, but 250k will get you a lot of house around here.
8/3/2017 10:54:21 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote History
Quoted:


Don't you fucking come up here and start talking about how shit is done in Texas.  You better start liking beans now.
View Quote
I like beans just fine.  When they're served properly as a side dish.

I won't tell you shit, but I'd be more than happy to make a big pot of proper chili and let yall taste the difference.  I feel bad for people who are convinced the bean soup recipe Betty Crocker mislabeled as chili in a recipe book back in the '50s is actually a decent chili.  I just want to help.  
8/3/2017 10:56:45 PM EDT
[#35]
It's not uncommon  for out of towners to wake up with all 4 tires slashed.  

Especially those with NJ or NY plates.  This state was settled by clans, and we still have that mentality.
8/3/2017 11:04:44 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote History
Quoted:
We're full sorry.
View Quote
8/3/2017 11:07:29 PM EDT
[#37]
Seriously, you guys should be begging to help him relocate. He's solid, gun loving folk. Probably a good neighbor. Or would you rather get some city bred hippy?
8/3/2017 11:07:29 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote History
Quoted:
What about Texans, are they allowed?  I'm visiting PA in two weeks to scout out a potential relocation....
View Quote
For Texans we not only welcome, but we even barbeque scrapple for you as a housewarming gift.
8/3/2017 11:11:19 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote History
Quoted:
For Texans we not only welcome, but we even barbeque scrapple for you as a housewarming gift.
View Quote
We have a butcher shop here that actually sells scrapple, and I've had it.

So I guess what I'm saying here is I'm about 50/50 on this being a friendly post or a "have some meat leftovers, asshole" post, depending on if you like scrapple.  
8/3/2017 11:12:26 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote History
Quoted:


What they said. Plenty of room in NJ though.
View Quote
I concur!!

8/4/2017 4:31:25 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote History
Quoted:
What about Texans, are they allowed?  I'm visiting PA in two weeks to scout out a potential relocation....
View Quote
FYI, if you see "barbeque" it isn't what you expect. It is pulled pork.
8/4/2017 4:52:45 AM EDT
[#42]
Pike/Wayne County.

Monroe, especially near Stroudsburg, is a shit hole. Probably caused it's filled with New Yorkers.

Quoted:


no kids

dont know whats scrapple, but ive had peach ice tea snapple before. Is it similar?
View Quote
On second thought, stay in NY
8/4/2017 4:58:56 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote History
Quoted:


Do you even know what scrapple is?   And what is your stance on pork roll?  Bag or pre sliced?
View Quote
Taylor's Ham (bag)  

I miss it
8/4/2017 5:14:10 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
what areas in the following counties of Eastern PA (Pike, Monroe, northhampton, lehigh, Bucks) is the best place for a New yawker to relocate?

want to buy something around $250K and retreat there
View Quote


depends...are you a liberal cocksucker new yorker or a conservative new yorker who likes to shoot?

if the former...we don't want you, but if that is you, look to the community of New Hope.  if the latter, I can't speak to the first three counties...but Lehigh county is pretty developed..Bucks is as well, but there are isolated pockets in Upper Bucks that are "deep woods" like.  For that, I'd look into the Upper Bucks communities of Nockamixon, Bridgeton, Upper Black Eddy.  Theres actually a property next to mine for sale...I keep hoping a gun enthusiast will buy it so we can build a communal range but I don't think that will happen.
8/4/2017 5:19:12 AM EDT
[#45]
Nobody loves us. Nobody wants us.

8/4/2017 5:19:35 AM EDT
[#46]
Tobyhanna in Monroe county, with the rest of the New Yorkers
8/4/2017 6:30:50 AM EDT
[#47]
Quote History
Quoted:


NJ smells, and nobody from new york thinks highly of NJ
View Quote
....and most here assume NYers are liberal-moderate (at best) and will help elect/reelect a liberal shitbird as governor and help Casey keep his senate seat.  We have enough of that crap in Allegheny county and the Philadelphia area.
8/4/2017 6:39:48 AM EDT
[#48]
Quote History
Quoted:
We're full sorry.
View Quote
Exception granted for Texans
8/4/2017 6:49:09 AM EDT
[#49]
I mean this in the nicest way possible.

Please keep your NY Values in NY.  In most areas of PA we believe in and practice freedom.  We do not offer counseling and as such the freedom may be overwhelming.  You'll in turn try pushing those NY values to fuck up our beautiful state and turn it into the police state you're more comfortable with.

Might I suggest New Jersey or Maryland?
8/4/2017 6:51:49 AM EDT
[#50]
Quote History
Quoted:


We have a butcher shop here that actually sells scrapple, and I've had it.

So I guess what I'm saying here is I'm about 50/50 on this being a friendly post or a "have some meat leftovers, asshole" post, depending on if you like scrapple.  
View Quote
Just a little scrapple humor.
Previous Page
/ 2
Next Page

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - PA guys (Page 1 of 2)