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Yesterday 11:10:34 PM EDT
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Think I've watched Ernest Scared Stupid at least once a year since seventh grade.  The Goosebumps movies, as well as House with a Clock in the Walls are on our watch list every year.  Wife and daughter really like Hocus Pocus (the original, sequel apparently isn't that great) and Hubie Halloween is a guilty pleasure.  IT (the tv miniseries) is also one that will stick with you.
Yesterday 11:13:13 PM EDT
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You have a lot of PG-13 and some R movies there, so I'm going to mention these, the gore is quite obviously over the top in them, I don't recall nudity or especially filthy language... they are classics

Evil Dead https://www.commonsensemedia.org/movie-reviews/the-evil-dead
Army of Darkness https://www.commonsensemedia.org/movie-reviews/army-of-darkness
Dead Alive https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braindead_ By Peter Jackson. Yes, that Peter Jackson of LoTR fame.
Yesterday 11:19:12 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By BK220:
Think I've watched Ernest Scared Stupid at least once a year since seventh grade.  The Goosebumps movies, as well as House with a Clock in the Walls are on our watch list every year.  Wife and daughter really like Hocus Pocus (the original, sequel apparently isn't that great) and Hubie Halloween is a guilty pleasure.  IT (the tv miniseries) is also one that will stick with you.
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That is a good one.
I think IT has a some cursing but nothing over the top since it was on TV though I haven't watched IT in a long while.

Edit- Some other TV series might be good.
Are you Afraid of the Dark? (can be hit or miss but there are some really good episodes)
Goosebumps TV series (might be too kid-friendly for a 14yo)
X-Files
Tales from the Darkside
Tales from the Crypt
The Twilight Zone
Buffy (not really scary/horror)
Yesterday 11:29:32 PM EDT
[#4]
Originally Posted By evnash:
No sex / nudity and minimal cussing.

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Well there goes anything from the '80s!

Just no
Yesterday 11:34:46 PM EDT
[#5]
The 1986 "The Fly"
Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis
Yesterday 11:39:10 PM EDT
[#6]
Silver Bullet
Yesterday 11:53:57 PM EDT
[#7]
I watched The Mist with my 6 year old, she started laughing when the tenticles pulled the guy under the garage door.
Today 12:00:32 AM EDT
[#8]
Earnest scared stupid
Today 12:12:59 AM EDT
[#9]
Definitely: Hitchcock's Psycho!

My favorite. Everyone should meet Norman Bates.
Patron Life member NRA, Life member GOA.
Today 12:17:19 AM EDT
[#10]
“Something wicked this way comes”

Very well done movie
If you can't take the high road, occupy the high ground.
Today 12:36:41 AM EDT
[#11]
White Noise
The Legend of Boggy Creek
A very wise man once said, the only difference between a brown-noser and a shithead is depth perception . . .
Today 1:06:59 AM EDT
[#12]
Something Wicked This Way Comes.

If you are putting a lot of effort into arguing with me, you are probably really just wasting your time, sorry.
Today 1:07:16 AM EDT
[#13]
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Originally Posted By denverdan:
Midsommar.




I kid I kid. Please don’t do this. She’ll never forgive you, nor will mom.
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Yeah, that one is in my "I wish I could forget this" category.
Today 1:17:40 AM EDT
[#14]
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Yeah, that one is in my "I wish I could forget this" category.
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Originally Posted By seek2:
Originally Posted By denverdan:
Midsommar.




I kid I kid. Please don’t do this. She’ll never forgive you, nor will mom.


Yeah, that one is in my "I wish I could forget this" category.


Is "Midsommar" really that bad? Somebody gave me a copy that I was saving for Halloween viewing, and I don't know anything about it except that some people found it disturbing.

Is a brief overview without spoilers possible?
Today 1:27:19 AM EDT
[#15]
Originally Posted By scrambler28:
Lost Boys!
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this
"You want perfection, or nothing. The revolution was never perfect....We fight because we believe, we leave because we are disilliusioned, we come back because we are lost, we die because we are committed.
- Jesus Raza, The Professionals
Today 1:42:54 AM EDT
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Today 1:54:14 AM EDT
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Why do folks limit what their kids can watch? My kids can watch anything but NC-17 and above since they were 10ish. They all are good upstanding citizens and know right from wrong.

Never understood this.
Today 1:55:32 AM EDT
[#18]
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Originally Posted By AttachedFile:
I honestly can't remember what has cussing and nudity vs not.

The Burbs.
The girl with the dragon tattoo.
Seven.
Trick r Treat.
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I would NOT suggest Seven in this case.
Today 1:59:09 AM EDT
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Stay Tuned

I was gonna say TerrorVision but its R now that I looked it up.  I think a lot of it went over my head at the time which is why I dont remember the reason for the rating.
Today 3:22:45 AM EDT
[#20]
The latest two Star Wars trilogies.
Today 3:36:24 AM EDT
[#21]
Iron Lung was cool.
“How strange it is that man on earth should roam,
And lead a life of woe, but not forsake
His rugged path; nor dare he view alone
His future doom which is but to awake.” - John Keats
Today 3:49:11 AM EDT
[#22]
The Bad Seed, 1956.
Today 4:10:17 AM EDT
[#23]
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Originally Posted By Precious87:


Well there goes anything from the '80s!

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A lot of the later Hammer Horror films from about 1970 onwards had nudity in them.  Otherwise they would be up that ally as they were never really overly graphic with violence, gore, etc..  Older ones would be OK or ones edited for TV broadcasting.
Today 5:55:46 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By sparkyfender2:


Is "Midsommar" really that bad? Somebody gave me a copy that I was saving for Halloween viewing, and I don't know anything about it except that some people found it disturbing.

Is a brief overview without spoilers possible?
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Plot summary:  Idiot young adults hang out with pagan hippie death cult.  Boyfriend loser pussy can't bring himself to break up with girlfriend.  But it's okay since the death cult sacrifices him and girlfriend is okay with it.  Also, summer is spelled summer not sommar, Hollywood assholes.
Today 6:06:39 AM EDT
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Kolchak: The Night Stalker (The Complete Series)

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— Thomas Sowell
Today 6:08:22 AM EDT
[#26]
Nekromantik is a good one. Also check out Cannibal Ferox.
Today 6:08:55 AM EDT
[#27]
The Dark Crystal or Labyrinth
If there's lead in the air, there's hope!

Originally Posted By fatcat4620:
Pizza ovens can't melt steel beams
Today 6:27:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: gardenWeasel][Edited] [#28]
It Chapter 1 from 2017.
It's rated R, but it's too corny to watch as an adult.

It's about some kids fighting an evil shape shifting monster that sounds like Scooby Doo when it talks while also having to deal with being bullied by the big kids.

Most of the adults are ignorant to everything happening in the town.
Today 6:39:19 AM EDT
[#29]
The Fog (original with Adrienne Barbeau)

Forbidden Planet (a girl may not “get it”)

Gremlins
Life is short. If you are waiting for “someday”, it’s here!
Today 6:40:24 AM EDT
[#30]
Don’t be afraid of the dark and Lights out are great intro to horror movies.
Today 6:40:59 AM EDT
[#31]
At 14 I was seeing R rated movies alone.

Why shelter her from (exaggerated) human behavior? Profanity? She's saying ALL the words whenever you're not around.
The “Three Stupid” Rule: “Do not go to stupid places, with stupid people, and do stupid things”

Religion is a handy device for keeping the philosophically deficient in line.
Today 6:42:33 AM EDT
[#32]
Alien
Today 6:45:34 AM EDT
[#33]
Just wanted to point out that at 14 they probably know more curse words than you do now.
Today 7:20:09 AM EDT
[#34]



Today 7:29:07 AM EDT
[#35]
The original Halloween and The Fog.  There are two scenes in Halloween with nudity but you can fast forward those.  No cussing and no gore.  You might be able to get the TV version of it and that takes the nudity out.  No nudity in The Fog and very little cussing.
Today 7:30:08 AM EDT
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Today 7:30:32 AM EDT
[#37]
Another vote or Poltergeist.
The Mist
They Live (a must see) "I am all out of bubblegum"
Today 7:31:39 AM EDT
[#38]
At 14 my dad took me to see Terminator 2 and Silence of the Lambs

Grow that kid up
Today 7:35:56 AM EDT
[#39]
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Human Centipede
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That might just be one toke over the line. Imagine the horror and shock on that kids face...
Fuck Cancer. Love you Pop.
Today 7:44:34 AM EDT
[#40]
The original X Files tv show?
Today 7:54:56 AM EDT
[#41]
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Originally Posted By AttachedFile:
I honestly can't remember what has cussing and nudity vs not.

The Burbs.
The girl with the dragon tattoo.
Seven.
Trick r Treat.
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The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo was not a horror movie at all and had graphic rape scenes on top of your regular sex and nudity.
Today 7:59:11 AM EDT
[#42]
I’m saving a list on DVR myself.

Like has been said, Alien and Jaws and Sixth Sense. Which are thrillers more than horror.

Ask her what she’s looking for. Explain that thrillers are generally plot focused with violence and gore used to up the ante, where as horror movies are simply about blood and gore, with loose plots just to have purpose.

If they’re new to scary movies, maybe start with something that isn’t super scary like Silver Bullet.

If they’re kind of a twisted kid, go with Donnie Darko. I never cared for it much myself, I feel “it insists upon itself”.

Today 8:00:06 AM EDT
[#43]
14? PG?
Today 8:01:11 AM EDT
[#44]
The Conjuring Universe of films (in chronological order):

1. The Nun
2. Annabelle: Creation
3. The Nun II
4. Annabelle
5. Wolves at the Door (optional)
6. The Conjuring
7. Annabelle Comes Home
8. The Curse of La Llorona
9. The Conjuring 2
10. The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It
11. The Conjuring: Last Rites


Or check out some excorcism films:

The Exorcist
The Exorcist III
The Excorcism of Emily Rose
The Last Exorcist
Deliver Us From Evil
The Popes Exorcist
The Possession
The Rite
The Vatican Tapes
The Exorcist : Believer
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Today 8:07:44 AM EDT
[#45]
Also, The Prophecy films are enjoyable:

The Prophecy
The Prophecy II
The Prophecy 3 : Ascent
The Prophecy : Uprising
The Prophecy : Forsaken

They get worse / dumber as the series progresses, but the first three are good.
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Today 8:12:07 AM EDT
[#46]
Poltergeist

It's been a long time since seeing it but might be too much:     Phantasm
Today 8:14:12 AM EDT
[#47]
First season of Supernatural.  It was pretty intense.  But don’t blame me if you get hooked and watch all 87 seasons.

When my son was 13-14 he kept bugging me to watch The Exorcist.  I told him that was a life changing move and I don’t think he’s ready for it.
He insisted, and me being the bad parent….i let him.  

He slept in our bedroom on the floor at the foot of our bed for 2 or 3 nights and then when he went back to his bedroom with his brother, he insisted on sleeping with the lights on for a couple of weeks.
Today 8:15:26 AM EDT
[#48]
Originally Posted By evnash:
She wants to watch scary movies. Leaning more toward the classics but what do you suggest

No sex / nudity and minimal cussing.

So far we have watched:

Ghostbusters
Paranormal activity series
Tremors
Jaws series
Sixth sense
Village
Signs
Unbreakable
Split
Quiet place series
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The Conjuring. It's "R" but there is minimal swearing, zero nudity, and not even any real violence. You can check the parental guide on IMDB.
Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer
Today 8:17:44 AM EDT
[#49]
Sleepy Hollow
Today 8:26:20 AM EDT
[#50]
Attached File


Signs (2002)

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