Posted: 8/14/2009 7:46:07 PM EDT
My GF of 1.5 years is a practical joker. She's always pulling little stunts to "get me". I don't mind this, as I'm a smartass/trickster myself, but I usually go for quality vs. quantity. She found that out the hard way again today. 
We're both frugal. Coupons, freebies, etc. One of her devices is to inspect every pic in the developed film before she pays for them. Any that are "unsatisfactory", she refuses to pay for. I tell her "You took the pic, they didn't fuck it up developing it, so pay for it". But no. She ain't paying for them. She will now. 
She dropped a couple of rolls at Wallgreens this morning for the 1 hour processing. (Frugal, eh?  ) One was a roll from a beach trip we took this spring.
We roll up to the photo counter and she asks for the 2 rolls for ********. Young lady at counter says "There's only one here" "But I dropped off 2". Other roll found in next bin. "You mind if I look at them to make sure they're all OK?" She opens up first pack and starts flipping through the pics. She's saying "That's a good one" here and there, then suddenly gets this fucked up look on her face, puts the pics she's already viewed on top of the pic she just saw, puts them in the envelope, and asks the lady at the counter how much she owes. Never even looked at the second pack of pics. Never made eye contact with the cashier. The young lady at the photo counter and I glanced at one another, and could barely contain our laughter while the GF was swiping her card to pay and unass the AO. I'm assuming the cashier was aware of what the GF had seen, as we're both about to piss ourselves trying to control the laughter. I laughed so hard I cried all the way out of the store, and for the next 10 minutes. I had forgotten about taking the pic, but, as a surprise for the GF for the beach trip, I had broke out the razor and gave myself the "Porno Balls" treatment. No hair anywhere within 6" of my balls. Grabbed her point and shoot, and took a pic of my freshly shaven limpness. It was the perfect pic. Fucking classic. No pics or negs, as she shredded them, but DAMN, that was funny! |
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Meh.. I clean shave all the time. Personally I wouldn't want to pick her pube from my teeth if I was down there. Besides... You gain an "optical inch"
http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/index_bg.html |
