Posted: 7/22/2006 11:19:29 AM EDT
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A plane with 4 passengers is about to crash, but has only three parachutes. The first passenger says "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me. I can't afford to die." So he takes the first parachute and leaves the plane. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says "I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential future President, and above all, the smartest woman in America." She grabs the second parachute and leaves the plane. The third passenger, The Rev. Billy Graham, says to the fourth passenger, a 10 year old school boy, "I am old and I don't have many years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The boy says, "It's okay. There is still a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my school backpack." |
A guy asked my friend that only with Canada/America border. My friend, always braging about himself and calling other people idiots thought he was smart. He said "Bury them where ever they were from". With a very smug smile on his face. Untill everybody started laughing at him  . |
