Posted: 1/25/2005 4:19:01 PM EDT
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Sh*t I've got two -2 - bumps on my head - can't go BALD with that shit - freaking BUMPS. You got a perfect SKULL? Or you got BUMPS??? |
i have a dent not bumps, right in the back of my head. i tell everyone i got shot in the first gulf war. some actually believe me and I catch them staring in awe.
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Or a good beer. if you want a perfect head on your beer and your beer sucks, take a dash of salt and throw it in your beer. It will create a perfect head on even a budweiser and for the record, you cannot taste the salt. |
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The only lump on my hair growing head is a scar bump from a tick as a kid. If i were to try and shave my head I'm sure it would get shaved off also. The closest I'll probably ever get to bald is a #1 and a #3 tho. I have no ambition to shave my head. That's for people losing their hair. |
I am dissapointed.



